Getting Things Done

[Rodgera]

The new bride went crying to her mother.
"Momma, I can't get my husband to do anything.
I want him to fix up the house, but he keeps putting it off."

"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for
thirty-eight years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything
is to tell him he's too old."

[Ozkaban]

My dead blessed mother would solve this problem by picking up a hammer and threatening to do it herself... worked every time!

Cheers,
Dave

[damian]

My ladyfriend has deemed the "f" word is now "finished". Apparently I'm reluctant to get out to the shed and get f'd....so she keeps telling me to get f'd...