Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

[pugwash]

Thanks Fred. Try this one.

[Ozkaban]

Mate, you missed by this much!

[Lignin]

Socceroo acapella group serenades diving Eytie:roll::roll:

[Grumpy John]

Due to the Global Economic Crisis, Mr Fantastic finds he needs to moonlight as a socceroo player.

[Ozkaban]

"That's right pal, I've got the best defensive record as a goalie in history - Never let a single goal in"

[wheelinround]

Veduka if you open your mouth once more I'll slap you stupid


My cousin Hopiwati is over there playing footy and you know where he sticks it

[Ozkaban]

"I didn't touch him, Ref - I was standing over here the whole time!"

[tea lady]

That was nearly as big as the fish I caught last weekend.

[fenderbelly]

honestly ref i didn''t say he was gay

[rosewood]

Until that third bloke puts his hand up, i ain't going anywhere!

[mic-d]

Group Hug!!!

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

Honourable mention to Mic-d for :Group hug"
I'm going to give it to Ozkaban for:
"I didn't touch him, Ref - I was standing over here the whole time!"

[Ozkaban]

Wahoo!!! I had a few saved up ready to go...

Try this one:

<img src="/attachment.php?attachmentid=107144&stc=1&d=1244169328">

[pugwash]

At last! Someones got it the right way round. Let the birds out and lock up the cats.

[rsser]

Puss's thought balloon 'Birdsville sucks'

Budgie's thought balloon 'Got that catenary curve on the finial just right'.

[pugwash]

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Cat: No, I don't want blonde tips and, besides, I don't believe that's bleach!

[tea lady]

OK! So how do I get the seed then?

[Ozkaban]

Cat: No, I don't want blonde tips and, besides, I don't believe that's bleach!

Had to read it a few times before the penny dropped (haven't had my coffee yet...)

Over to you, Skew...

Honourable mention to Rsser for the neat woodworking reference...

Cheers,
Dave

[mic-d]

Had to read it a few times before the penny dropped (haven't had my coffee yet...)

Over to you, Skew...

Honourable mention to Rsser for the neat woodworking reference...

Cheers,
Dave

Better late than never:

From Scotty's Memoirs: Games you can play with the teleporter.


Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

From Scotty's Memoirs: Games you can play with the teleporter.


May be late but very funny.:U:U:U

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

.107210

[tea lady]

Under disguise he managed to get even closer to the ever alert green wool.:rolleyes:

or

Note to self. Do not play with those little tubes.:doh:

[Ozkaban]

though he still thought it made his cat look rather cool, Little Johnny had to admit that the lead fin did slow the games down a bit...

[pugwash]

Brightly coloured wool balls are the ideal bait for catching catfish!

[Lignin]

Extremrly rareTerrestrial Kitten Shark,stalking overworked Sheep!!:-:-

[mic-d]

PAWS
Just when you thought it was cute...


Cheers
Michael

[fenderbelly]

The pawpoise slowly made its way up to Hank the little green ball of wool

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

And... it goes to Fenderbelly for the groan factor. :)

I must be on another planet... my first thought on seeing the pic was "it's all fun 'n games until the epoxy sets." :rolleyes:

[fenderbelly]

Thank you, try thishttp://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/Wildenough.jpg

[mic-d]

You sir, are a cad!! That is no way to cut in!

Cheers
Michael

[wheelinround]

The scientist have me watching re-runs of old Hopiwati manouvers
you get in that ruck while I...............:oo:

[Groggy]

You hold him off and I'll go for help!

[rsser]

The office prankster

[tea lady]

Ha ha! You've got girl germs! You've got girl germs. :D

[bullfright]

"I'm telling you, this is where the stink is coming from"

[Lignin]

"If I push harder, you'll get his whole chest in!!"

[rsser]

Our common ancestry made obvious.

[fenderbelly]

it's yours Groggy:2tsup:

[Groggy]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/cassettemouth.jpg

[Ozkaban]

My Name is Vernon Cuthbert Reynolds. My 'friends' call me VCR for short...

[bullfright]

"Ever since my VCR broke down I have been re-winding with my tongue"

[mic-d]

My Name is Vernon Cuthbert Reynolds. My 'friends' call me VCR for short...
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

[rsser]

Wide scream

[RETIRED]

In Vrussia ve haf talky movies. Dah.

[pugwash]

All I said was "That's the worst movie I've ever seen."

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now I wish I'd
bought a Betacord...
:thinkingof:

[Groggy]

Now I wish I'd
bought a Betacord...
Not sure if everyone got that but I did :D

Take it away Skew.

[fenderbelly]

All I said was "That's the worst movie I've ever seen."


Thought this was great as well

[rosewood]

You should see where they have plugged the power lead in --- OUCH.

[wheelinround]

Not sure if everyone got that but I did :D

Take it away Skew.


Beta-Max

Now I think of one for it :doh:

Tape won't play cause the heads stuffed

[Lignin]

"The Chaser" Team's producer after last week!!:~:~

[Ozkaban]

"The Chaser" Team's producer after last week!!:~:~

:clap:

'cept I wouldn't have shoved the tape in that end...:((

[Lignin]

Yep, but if saw a picture of where we'd all like to have shoved it, he'd censor it!!:doh::doh:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Can't find any real rib-ticklers, but found this 'un for Ern. :wink:

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_566/Funny_Pictures_5667.jpg

[rsser]

"Wouldna happen in mah day; Troompies were made t'last bah goom!"

(Thanks Skew. It's a Hayabusa. 1300cc. Lots of guys mono'd them and cracked the headstock bracket on landing. This guy looks like he forgot to wind off the throttle once the front was in the air.)

[wheelinround]

Yeh I can run faster than this bloody Bussa kept telling the mechanics its shyte bike

[tea lady]

Hmm! This bike juggling is harder than it looks.

[bullfright]

Yep, ............front brake works fine!

[mic-d]

I can't catchya, but I can throw the bike atya.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

The Higherbusa

[fenderbelly]

This is the last time i shop at Ikea

[pugwash]

"This is a triple back somersalt with a twist.
Sorry! What? You mean this isn't the try out for the Crusty Demons?"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ozkaban... tag, you're it. :)

[Ozkaban]

I wonder how far from the truth this is sometimes...

<img src="/attachment.php?attachmentid=107543&stc=1&d=1244588484">

[rsser]

Time Team meets the treasure hunters.

[fenderbelly]

local council designes new pedestrian crossing

[pugwash]

"What a waste of time!
We've played twelve games on this stretch of road this morning and every one has ended in a draw!"

[bullfright]

He really digs this game.

[Ozkaban]

"What a waste of time!
We've played twelve games on this stretch of road this morning and every one has ended in a draw!"

I quite like that one... over to you, Pugwash...

[pugwash]

OK. This is an actual photo taken just as the bird crossed in front of the plane.

[RETIRED]

Express baby delivery?

[Grumpy John]

That's the last time I have a Vindaloo.

[wheelinround]

This nation below needs all the luck it can get...........they want to think themselves luck I ain't an Elephant

[tea lady]

Is this taking GM a little to far?

[tea lady]

Hmm! Vindaloo before the migration flight, and I get the first pick of the nesting sights.:D

[fenderbelly]

now that the booster has kicked in i can get a bit of speed up.

[fenderbelly]

"Houston we have a problem, the retractable wings appear to be stuck in the open position"

[wheelinround]

Vapour trails caused by moisture in a cold sky :D and those idiots below call it acid rain

[pugwash]

Hmm! Vindaloo before the migration flight, and I get the first pick of the nesting sights.:D

This one gave me a good laugh. Over to you Tea lady.

[Groggy]

Looks like a bad case of bird flu. Luckily pigs can't fly!

[tea lady]

This one gave me a good laugh. Over to you Tea lady.

:D

http://www.greyhoundzoom.com/images/dog-leaf-hat-funny-photo-pic-picture1.jpg

[rsser]

Leaf and let leaf is what I say.

[bullfright]

Leaf me alone!

[pugwash]

"Off to the races in my new hat. I made it myself you know!"

[pugwash]

"This is great! Now I can sneak up on that 'orrible tomcat next door and frighten the life out of it!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I had a Summer Bonnet,
A jolly shade of green
I wore it in the Summertime
And kept it bright and clean.

Now Autumn is upon us,
My bonnet's turning gold.
Soon it'll drop and blow away
To leave me bare and cold...

(with apologies to Leunig.)

[rsser]

Masterful, Skew. Should be a laydown misere.

But another try: "Burp. You mean the truffle was for you?!"

[Groggy]

Poor dog's in his autumn years.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

A Jack-Rustle/Golden Lab cross.

A fine example of a Smooth Barked Dogwood.

[groan]

[Lignin]

Aeroguano

[Sawdust Maker]

I but took a leaf out of his book ...

[fenderbelly]

'' If i don't win the Easter Bonnet competition this year i will be barking mad.''

[tea lady]

A Jack-Rustle/Golden Lab cross.

A fine example of a Smooth Barked Dogwood.

[groan]
I think Skew takes it for the Leunig impersonation and the groan factor.:rolleyes::D

My thoughts are that its perfect head wear for living in the flight path of the Indian crane migration.:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I wasn't quick enough to squeeze this 'un in:

"Surprisingly, Mrs Horton's entry in the Horticultural Show won two First Prizes: Best of Breed and Most Unusual Graft."

Anyways, for a change of pace try this 'un...

[tea lady]

H m m m m ! I T h o u g h t h e w a s g o i n' a b i t f a s t r o u n d t h a t l a s t c o r n e r .

[pugwash]

That must be why its called a roller.

[pugwash]

"I shouldn't have had it in sports mode ! "

[RETIRED]

Now you tell me this has got traction control.

[rosewood]

Perfect time to check the drum bearings.