Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

[tea lady]

But I've saved heaps on dental bills.......:D

and tooothpaste.

[fenderbelly]

Heysen tunnel reopens

[pugwash]

Grumpy John's new avatar.

[Grumpy John]

There are some excellent replies here, but I'm giving it to Bullfright. You can't have too many carparks. Special mention to Pugwash, Rsser and Ozkaben.

[bullfright]

OK............lets keep it in the same vein...............
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[rosewood]

Cost is not an issue --- where do i get one?

[Lignin]

Does this mean I'll need a Zip code to communicate??:q:q

[Grumpy John]

Let's hope she's got a ton of money and her old man owns a pub.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now let's see ya tell me to "zip it" again. :~

[tea lady]

You must unzip it for 10 minutes a day otherwise her head explodes, which can be a bit messy.:rolleyes:

[Lignin]

Jeez, the Doctor sure meant it when he said "Breathe through your nose"


Of course my eyes are bulging!! I haven't spoken for two minutes!!!

(There's another one about passing wind, but 's prob on the case!!):no::no:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When velcro just won't do...

[tea lady]

..but I've saved a heap on dental bills, .......and toothpaste.:D

[pugwash]

"It saves me carrying a handbag."

[pugwash]

If only Malcolm Turnbull had one of these.

[Ashore]

Never make a polition , can't see her lips move

[fenderbelly]

when lip stick just doesn't work

[Lignin]

New and exclusive, Lip Zip by Max Factor:-:-

[Calm]

"NEW" and only comes in the female version!!:D:D

should be standard equipment:D:D

[underfoot]

mmmpph !!!...mmrr!!...mmhhhpppff!!...:((

[bullfright]

It's your's ROSEWOOD and maybe Santa will bring you one.

[rosewood]

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Sorry everyone, been a bit busy.
This looks expensive.:oo:

[Ozkaban]

It's out of a Rotary engine...

Cheers,
Dave

[rosewood]

Can't help myself.

As the Texan said,"everything is big in Texas, this is out of my pushmower, goddamm it".:2tsup:

[wheelinround]

Yes I heard that Texas has Tall Poppy Syndrome mostly ex presidents that need cutting down to size :p

I know the guy who does this on a regular basis he's now a Manager for Transport Co:D

This is the newest in V12 piston design short stroke, High compression, Low emissions Technology.


Or

The Skippers weekend past time is drag racing so the Captain decided to show off and try do a standing start Full throttle Full Steam ahead

[bullfright]

Sod-of-a-rod.

[Ashore]

damm ethonal fuel

[pugwash]

"That's not a big end. THIS is a big end!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You say make motor. You say "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow." We implove to "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow up." You pay now, yes?

[tea lady]

There's s'pose to be a big karboom!:C

[rsser]

"Doing a yewie" (sp?)

[rosewood]

You say make motor. You say "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow." We implove to "suck, sqleeze, bang, brow up." You pay now, yes?

I think this the winner----- love the accent.

Hanging off the Lucas all weekend and away from the computer.

Hand it over to you Skew and look forward to the next caption.
Thanks everyone.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:rolleyes:

[Ozkaban]

YOU IDIOT!!! I said "Fire" the shells, not "Find"...

[Ashore]

And when we say stay between the flags we mean it !

[Lignin]

You mean this isn't the Tank Stream??? (Sydney centric, sorry)

[Lignin]

Tianinman-by-Sea:oo::oo:

[pugwash]

"It's tilted the ocean! Get that thing off the beach before all the water runs away!"

[pugwash]

The new council beach inspectors making sure nobody is having fun.:no:

[AlexS]

Sorry sir, but I'm pretty sure this isn't Normandy.

[bullfright]

Shark deterrent

[pugwash]

"The spy satellite's coming over in about five minutes, Do you think we could borrow a couple of umberellas?"

[Groggy]

No you idiot, I said I wanted to get some "crustaceans", NOT "crushed Asians"! :oo:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Decisions, decisions, decisions. There's some good uns in there, but I think Groggy just pipped it. :)

[tea lady]

Decisions, decisions, decisions. There's some good uns in there, but I think Groggy just pipped it. :)Thank goodness I don't have to think of one. Haven't a clue. Must be tired. Bed time soon. :yawn: :D

[Groggy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oFN5FV7Qr9c/SaZ7z9QPMqI/AAAAAAAAB-o/aVX1NjFkPb4/s400/furious+kid.jpg

[Ozkaban]

Jakes Mum decides that breastfeeding isn't for her after all...

[Claw Hama]

How it all started:upset:

[rsser]

"Wind? Cyclone more like it."

[rsser]

How it all started:upset:

Ja Dolfie liebchen, eetz H2SO4.

[Calm]

Greg i thought this was this was the

Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

thread not self portraits - but i wouldnt be happy in pink either:D:D:D:2tsup:

[Claw Hama]

du bist nicht S26

[Groggy]

Greg i thought this was this was the

Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

thread not self portraits - but i wouldnt be happy in pink either:D:D:D:2tsup:Ain't me ya funny burger, the kid has hair (the lucky little ****) :p

[Calm]

Ja Dolfie liebchen, eetz H2SO4.


du bist nicht S26

This is a bloody AUSSIE forum :2tsup::2tsup: please use the language that us bushies can understand - it is hard having to google everything to work out what it says:D:D:D

in other words KISS:D:D:D

Cheers

[tea lady]

Grumpy John as a baby.:D

[wheelinround]

My name is Hawke..........Bob Hawke and you've dressed me in PINK one be a great Union leader how am I supposed to live this down

[Lignin]

When I close this end the other end opens!!

Cindy-Lou's first sight of a dairy cow.

If you don't give in. I'll just thcream'n
thcream'n'thcream til you do!!


Pretty In Pink

[Groggy]

That's a scarey likeness - take it away Claw Hama. :)

[Claw Hama]

Ok, Run!:U

[tea lady]

Incomingggggggggggggggggggggg!

[Groggy]

AN 12, AN 13, AN 14, AN 15- pass the vodka comrade! AN 16 .....

For the purists - the picture is labelled "Hercnhell.jpg" but the aircraft is not a Lockheed C130 Hercules. It is a Soviet era AN-12

[Lignin]

Preparing to "plane some ebony":p:p

[rsser]

Short back and sides, courtesy of the US military.

[snowyskiesau]

Last time I fly Jetstar!
bloody no frills service

[underfoot]

at the last moment the locals realise that Madonna and Angelique Jolie are piloting the plane :oo::rolleyes:

[bullfright]

Flight fright

[rsser]

Sprint training for the Olympics, colonial style.

[wheelinround]

In David Attenbourgh accent

In today's Africa tribal manhood tests have kept up with the modern world!
See how they out stretch one arm and one leg to the warbird gods this is so they know when the prop's are very very close. They then play a game of tip and run

Or

Here we see the Facarwe Tride who live in long grass on the move after their homes have been mowed down.

[tea lady]

In David Attenbourgh accent

In today's Africa tribal manhood tests have kept up with the modern world!
See how they out stretch one arm and one leg to the warbird gods this is so they know when the prop's are very very close. They then play a game of tip and run

Or

Here we see the Facarwe Tride who live in long grass on the move after their homes have been mowed down.:rofl: I can hear it! I can hear it! .:D

[RETIRED]

The plane Boss, The Plane.

[rsser]

"Sure this is the way to the boarding lounge?"

or

"They said the flight was overbooked but this is ridiculous!"

[Ozkaban]

Boeing #4 Smooth Plane

[rsser]

Scrub plane more like it ;-}

[pugwash]

( The character in the middle, pointing )

"No, no! Mister Jones, the Temple of Doom is that way!"

[Claw Hama]

Oh, I think Pugwash just scrapes in with Mr Jones and the temple of doom.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:2tsup:


I couldn't think of anything 'cept variations of "Protestors at the new Mumbai Int'l Airport are relieved they couldn't find anything to chain themselves to..."

Just couldn't get out of the rut. :sigh:

[pugwash]

Thanks Claw. This one's a little different.

[Ozkaban]

"All your base are belong to us!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

In the south it will be mostly Destroyah, with a slight chance of Mothra in the early evening, The long range forecast is...

[rosewood]

"I'm telling ya, this is the best SUSHI place i've ever eaten at.":2tsup:

[pugwash]

This one's from my wife!

"Now pupils, who can tell me what this is?"

"Please Sir, it's a stick!"

[Lignin]

Rook!! Orr teef srope backwards.Just rike Japanman saw!!:B:B

[bullfright]

This is where I starred in many movies.

[underfoot]

and over here they taste like chicken,
and down here .....well... they taste like chicken too.

[tea lady]

"Now class, who can tell me the name of the place our class mate Godzilla went on his holidays?"

[pugwash]

and over here they taste like chicken,
and down here .....well... they taste like chicken too.

He He!
Your go underfoot.

[underfoot]

I thought a nice clean and wholesome one this time :rolleyes:

[rosewood]

"Mother darling, what do you think about that cholesterol thingy the scientistists reckon they have discovered. Sounds really bad but what would they know."

[Groggy]

"My dear boy, what a quaint little sausage!"

[wheelinround]

In the words of Simon & Garfunkle

"Here's to you Mrs Robinson"

or the Aussie version

"Hey darl's do you want onions & sauce with that"?

[pugwash]

"I say darling, do you know, they say that by the year 2009 the corner shop will have 98 different kinds of bread? And 14 different makes of tomato sauce? Do you think we'll really need all that? And don't get me started on the sausages!"

[Lignin]

Oh, we're terrrrribly "House and Garden" at Number 23!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[Lignin]

Yuh want fries with that??:~:~

[bullfright]

Well. I did say that I like teeny weenies.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Rough times in Toorak.

[tea lady]

"No darling! I really don't understand why Gourmet Traveler didn't like the idea."

[Lignin]

My dear, those buns are perfect!!:B:B

[pugwash]

Gordon Ramsay was just as charming when he was a young man.
"Do ye want a @#$#$% sausage on ye @#$% bun ye wee %$#@"

[underfoot]

Hmmm, toss up between Groggy TL , Pug and Lignin :rolleyes:


My dear, those buns are perfect!!:B:B

take it away Lignin

[Lignin]

Do me a favour, please Lady Grey.Computer illiteracy has caught me again!!