Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

[Gra]

you said turn 180 Degrees

[Ozkaban]

Well Sarge, you said this thing was good enough to get through the track standing on it's head...

[wheelinround]

(BTW, nice to see the boys back for series 13 last night!)

Cheers,
Dave

:doh: missed it

[Ozkaban]

me too - don't live in the UK. That's what the interwebs is for :whistling:

[wheelinround]

Well Sarge, you said this thing was good enough to get through the track standing on it's head...


After much consideration it was tough Skew's, Gra & Ozkaban's

I'll have to go with Ozkaban's over to you.:2tsup:

[Ozkaban]

<img src="attachment.php?attachmentid=108705&stc=1&d=1245652929">

[wheelinround]

ET phone home


BMX riders have been around since Penny Farthing Days

[Gra]

and then the penny dropped

[fenderbelly]

TL going on holiday

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hollywood: 100 years of addling small minds.

[rsser]

Woah, those new meds are something else.

[tea lady]

TL going on holiday:? :shrug:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Another recent NASA metric/imperial confusion resulted in the moon being significantly closer to Earth... and escape velocity becoming a mere 4KmH

[pugwash]

"I thought your other bike was a bumpy ride but at least I was sitting in a basket!"

[wheelinround]

Hang on ET we're off to Tassie's Evendale Penny Farthing Race

[tea lady]

Just a spoon full of sugar!:D

[bullfright]

Moonlight becomes you.

[Ozkaban]

TL going on holiday


:? :shrug:

Serious toss up between these two... TL was ahead, I think...


and then the penny dropped

But this one tickled the funny bone! Over to you, Gra

Cheers,
Dave

[Gra]

One from real life

[Ozkaban]

Sorry Doc, this prosthetic leg isn't strong enough either...

[rosewood]

Looks like me last Saturday night after the pub shut " n broke".

[Lignin]

Jeez, that ethanol really does increase the compression!!

[Lignin]

Suck, squeeze, bang, BUGGER!!!!!!

[tea lady]

Yep! She's a door stop.:D

[pugwash]

(Sharp intake of breath)

"Yes Sir. We can fix this bit but the rest of the cars gonna need replacing."

[rsser]

Bl**dy apprentice left the flywheel off again!!

[Ozkaban]

Is the *all* you have left? Then yessir, it will take a while to fix it!

[bullfright]

I thought salad oil would work just as good as 10/30.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Why yer supposed ta leave some valve clearance when ya shave the head...

"Ah! I see what you did wrong... you used a bludgeon pin!"

[wheelinround]

In the words of AbbA

Ring Ring why don't you give me a call :p

NOS injection was a tad over the top

Never Never put Petrol in a Diesel Engine :roll::doh:

[RETIRED]

MMM perhaps we did advance the ignition a little too far.

[Calm]

Those bits that were missing when we finished the service on the motor - i reckon they could have dropped down the intake:oo::oo:

[rsser]

Valve ping bong

[fenderbelly]

can't you just duct tape it

[Gra]

"Ah! I see what you did wrong... you used a bludgeon pin!"


As usual the bad pun wins. Cant beat a bludgeon pin:D:D:D

You go skew

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

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[Calm]

On a normal mouse trap they just pull this ba......................

[Lignin]

OK, We'll see if I'm a man or a mouse!!!

[underfoot]

military intelligence

[rsser]

Sure them terrereests lark cheez. Doan they?

[wheelinround]

military intelligence


You mean American Military Intelligence :p

[wheelinround]

Its all a case of mind over matter
we don't mind if you go splatter


If only I had a straw

[tea lady]

designer put the decimal point in the wrong place again!:doh: Its the conversion from inches to cm.:rolleyes:

[Ozkaban]

Talibans answer to Water-boarding - Beer-Boarding!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

TL can take it this time. :)

[bullfright]

Ain't you guy's ever seen a moose trap before?

[tea lady]

TL can take it this time. :):?:doh: Didn't think mine was the funniest. :shrug: Oh well! Off I go to look.:C:D

[tea lady]

http://blogs.walkerart.org/offcenter/files/2006/05/swimming2pk.jpg

[pugwash]

"Come on Boris! Time for your bath! It's the Royal Show tomorrow!"

[Lignin]

With sufficient incentive it IS possible to walk (or run) on water!!:q:q

[bullfright]

You can lead a bull to water but you can't make him sink.

[fenderbelly]

I've heard of a sheep dip but this is ridiculous

[Gra]

boy the parking insectors here are scary

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

In hindsight, Venice's attempt to steal the Running Of The Bulls from Pamplona was not well considered...

[wheelinround]

To prepare your beef it needs to be marinated in a salt brine

[Lignin]

Corned beef on the hoof:doh::doh:

[Lignin]

Bbbbbelling the ccccat was easy, bbbut thththis..............I've completely gorn to water!!!:oo::oo:

[pugwash]

(a topical caption)


The Spanish soccer fans did not take kindly to being beaten 2-0 by the USA,

[Ozkaban]

Surf 'n' Turf

[wheelinround]

One Indian & beef Madras Curry coming right up for the Melbourne forumites meeting at MWWS

if one won't give you the trots the other will:q

[tea lady]

Surf 'n' Turf:D This one takes it I reckon, for its susincness succinctness is what you were thinking of TL....., sisinkness....., sisincness....... :gaah: ...:C.economic use of words.:rolleyes:

(My caption is...... So that's why so many Spanish are called Jesus.:D )

[Ozkaban]

Cool! Thought it needed something more but gave up 'cos I couldn't think of anything!!!

Anyway, here goes...

<img src="/attachment.php?attachmentid=109154&d=1246083055">

[wheelinround]

My compacts in my hand bag's
I'm a mother with a pram and I can park anyhow and where I please.


My insurance company paid out at last on my broken wrist I have my Disability sticker on the windscreen so I can legally park anywhere for as long as I like FREE

[bullfright]

My other car is a road train.

[Ashore]

so you had a smart car and you fed it what ?

[Lignin]

Bastard!!!:~:~

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Well, what he's compensating for is twice as compact...

[Claw Hama]

You can't read the writting under the car!! it says "One fatarse or two compacts".

I actually simpathise with this person, unless you drive a standard or small car, carparks do not allow for you. I am one of many people who sometimes tow a trailer to do site work. Try and find somewhere for a Jeep and a trailer in these places, or in an iner city block.

[pugwash]

When I took it to the body shop to be stretched I thought they'd stretch it lengthways!

[rsser]

Two compacts make one mother.

OR

It's not a Hummer, it's a screamer.

OR

The US: it's carbon footprint is 4 x everyone elses.

[tea lady]

:D This one takes it I reckon, for its susincness succinctness is what you were thinking of TL....., sisinkness....., sisincness....... :gaah: ...:C.economic use of words.:rolleyes:

(My caption is...... So that's why so many Spanish are called Jesus.:D ):? Who wrote that? ?

[RETIRED]

:? Who wrote that? ?:whistling2:

[Lignin]

I'm the Governor of California, so I'll park where I like.:cool::cool:

[Ozkaban]

I'm the Governor of California, so I'll park where I like.:cool::cool:

Like this one... Post away Lignin!

Cheers,
dave

[Lignin]

This may take a while as I've got to follow 's instructions, or I'll be blackballed.(Just like MJ??):o:o
Go play among yourselves for a moment:q:q

[Lignin]

Ooops, Bugger!!
I've lost the instructions.Obviously deleted the wrong PM.
, please resend, and, in the mean time, somebody else have a go.

(How does one remove bootpolish from human nethers??)

[RETIRED]

Try here http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=78760

[Lignin]

I know I'm stupid, but I've printed the info out and just spent an hour trying to get a "Funny" up.
Can't do it!!!
Looks as though I'll have to remove myself from the game until someone who can work these bloody machines "walks me through it"
Sorry to be a PITA:C:C:C

[fenderbelly]

here is a fill in

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/unusedcaptiomforwww4.jpg

[rsser]

One soprano and counting ...

[Lignin]

Thx, Fender.:2tsup::2tsup:
An oldie but a goodie that I ncan't resist.....
"No, Blue, It's Tally-ho the fox, NOT
There goes the bastard!!"

[Ozkaban]

The difference between a "Yap" and a "Yip"

[Grumpy John]

The hills are alive with the sound of................. ooooowwwwww!!!!!!

[bullfright]

The Vet will never castrate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[pugwash]

"No. We're not actually chasing a fox. We're just trying to get away from Camilla!"

[underfoot]

Roger and Ralph make sure they clear the fence this time........
after the last (unfortunate) fence leaping fiasco.

[tea lady]

(said by 2nd dog from the left. ) "Come on ears! Flap harder.":C

[Groggy]

The consequences of a poor diet can be dire indeed.

[rsser]

heheh .... or: Survival of the fleetest.

[fenderbelly]

It's your Grumpy John:2tsup:

[RETIRED]

Only because of the ensuing comments John.:D

[Grumpy John]

O.K. that one didn't get past , I'll try this one.

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[Ozkaban]

Wow! A Nice big Juicy Steak! Bring it on!

oh, could you blend it up a little bit for me first?

[rsser]

"Not hip man, it's hippo!"

[rosewood]

I told that cat i have lots of friends but he still knocks my food off.
Who's laughing now Felix!

[Ozkaban]

Wierdopottamus

[underfoot]

Whadya mean, you blow on the other end of the trumpet?

[wheelinround]

I thought the tooth fairy was cool when I got left $1 for each tooth only a few more to go and I'll have enough cash for beer

[fenderbelly]

Town cryer announcing MJs death

[bullfright]

Looking for a place to park your car?