Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

[bullfright]

When I said "Roll over!" I was talking to the dog.

[Ozkaban]

Boss! Rollin's done. Only took me 10 minutes 'an all!

[tea lady]

"Hello! Is that AAMI? Well it was like this........"

[Lignin]

It was those bloody black swans, boss.Honest!!:o:o

[Lignin]

"Roll, a roll a roll! A penny a pitch" :roll::roll:

[wheelinround]

there was 10 in the bed and the little one said Roll Over Roll Over


I don't care if the rollers name is Rover I ain't gonna scratch it belly :no:

Honest boss there was this mother duck and her chicks crossing the road I swerved and.........

[Ozkaban]

"Sorry Boss, I hit a speed bump"

[fenderbelly]

i will never buy another three wheeler as long as i live.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sorry I'm late, but the lines have been down all day. [sigh]

Choices, choices, choices. So many choices... :think:

I think Tea Lady can have it this time; the driver's excuse just has to be a doozy! :D

[tea lady]

Sorry I'm late, but the lines have been down all day. [sigh]

Choices, choices, choices. So many choices... :think:

I think Tea Lady can have it this time; the driver's excuse just has to be a doozy! :D:? but I couldn't think of one. That's why I stopped. :C I guess imagination is always better than reality.:rolleyes: :doh:

[tea lady]

:C After a lot of looking I think I found one. You would think with the whole internet at our fingertips that finding a funny photo would be a cinch.:rolleyes: This one is a little on the poetic side. :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You know it's going to be an extraordinary day when Maw Nature wakes with a smile on her dial.

-or-

"Mother Bird to Escort: we're out of vindaloo and are going down..."


:p

[underfoot]

So long, and thanks for all the birdseed.

[Grumpy John]

Tea Lady, I'm not seeing an image. No, that's not my caption it's a statement.

[fenderbelly]

Tea Lady, I'm not seeing an image. No, that's not my caption it's a statement.


nor me

[Lignin]

Me neither

[RETIRED]

Fixed, I hope.

[Lignin]

Ahhhh, that's better!! Now I see it all.

Nature copying art!!

Wingman to red leader....Get into step!!!


Icarus, I wouldn't fly so high!!

[Groggy]

Make the smiley face so they look up, then, bombs awaayyyyy!

[pugwash]

"If someone doesn't start flapping soon we're going down!"

[Ozkaban]

The "Ahh, quick get the camera - Isn't that Sweet" bombing manoeuvre

[bullfright]

Let's face it.

[mic-d]

Now lift your tail feather and give them a wink:wink:

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

You know it's going to be an extraordinary day when Maw Nature wakes with a smile on her dial.

-or-

"Mother Bird to Escort: we're out of vindaloo and are going down..."


:p
I think Skew takes it again. :rolleyes::D

(Strange caving for curry for dinner. :blink: )

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Try this 'un...

[rosewood]

What do you mean?
I didn't know you were supposed to take the air cleaner out before you washed it.

As for the birds --- three targets and only two barrels --- Hmmmm.

[Groggy]

Boiled dry...

[Ozkaban]

Hoooneeey! The car won't start... I think there's water in the carburettor again!

[Lignin]

Air cooled my a**e!!!

What a time for the fan belt to bust!!

Now, did I fill the radiator????

Where's the outboard??

[fenderbelly]

"Hi is that sea rescue" "Good, can you give me a tow please"

[pugwash]

"The good news is we packed the fishing rods"


"The bad news is we've got no bait!"

[tea lady]

At least he won't tell me off for not checking the water. :cool:

or

Those black swans AGAIN!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hoooneeey! The car won't start... I think there's water in the carburettor again!

:seald:

We have a winner...

[Ozkaban]

ooops. didn't get the email update :rolleyes:

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[rosewood]

Knew that tunnell would leak sooner or later.:no:

[wheelinround]

Today's News

Harbour House prices plumet as Harbour Views go down the plug hole :p

[Lignin]

El Nino strikes again!!!:q:q

[RETIRED]

Come on!!! Own up. Who pulled the plug?

[Ashore]

Who put the water board in charge

[Ashore]

And the federal government announced their plan to keep the murry river flowing for years

[Lignin]

The "ebbest" of ebb tides.

[Groggy]

Sydney gets its first cotton farm.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The future of-LO-LO-LO-ey Opera house looks bleak, as drought condit-LO-LO-LO-worsen. This is due to-LO-LO-fact that it's now the number one spot for tourists to shout-HELLO-LO-LO-LO-cently been dubbed "Echo Bay."

-or-

See? I told you the desalination plant would work!

[rsser]

Sydney residents vote for prohibition.

[wheelinround]

The state government is looking into buying Army Ducks to service the now dry Parramatta River bed.


Labor State Government has blamed the dry conditions of Sydney Harbour on past Lib politicians. They knew of the bottom of the Harbour Scheme when last in power.


So when the Tank Stream used to run it real did fill Sydney Cove

[mic-d]

The first yacht has just rounded the heads on the way to Tassie. Is it? It looks like... yes it's the entry from the Alice Springs Yacht Club...

Cheers
Michael

[TTIT]

Well you all wanted to get rid of the pollution in the Harbour!!!! What did you expect???!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The first yacht has just rounded the heads on the way to Tassie. Is it? It looks like... yes it's the entry from the Alice Springs Yacht Club...

:rotfl::2tsup:

[Ozkaban]

See? I told you the desalination plant would work!

There are a bunch of rippers in there. Special mention of Rosewoods leaking tunnell, but I just gotta give it to Skew for this one...

Cheers,
Dave

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Again? I'm running out of sites to pinch from...

[wheelinround]

With the likes of Workcover OH&S and Insurance Co's demands for a safer work vehicle the company has had to fit 16 mirrors 10 headlights numerous roll bars and all they give me is this lousy helmet.

[RETIRED]

Oh yes!!! I am good looking from any angle.

[mic-d]

Spiderman's moped


Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Right! I think that might have got all those blindspots.:cool: (&%$^ Now I can't see out the front.:doh:

[tea lady]

Spiderman's moped


Cheers
Michael
Is that so all his little mates can have a mirror each?:D

[mic-d]

Is that so all his little mates can have a mirror each?:D

Nope, so all his little eyes can have a light each:q
(you know it's a bad caption when you have to explain it)
Cheers
Michael

[Lignin]

"It's all done with mirrors!"

You light up my life

Pausing to reflect.

[fenderbelly]

light years ahead whilst looking back

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It's a toss up between TL & ... but I think just scraped it in. :)

[RETIRED]

Here ya go.

[rosewood]

Wouldn't want to stack the bike and break his mirrors.
172 years bad luck --- can't be good.:C

[Calm]

Budget removalist - you ring, we bring - well some of it anyway:o

[fenderbelly]

Never stop to pick up a backpacker

[Ozkaban]

I really cleaned up at that Garage Sale!

[mic-d]

what greets you on return from a fishing trip, on which, you were away for your birthday and swmbo had secretly smuggled presents with your mates, and you didn't phone her on your birthday, but you did phone her on your return to see if she would come and pick you up. Who knew?!

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

So where do we put the kitchen sink?

[bullfright]

Where did I put those bloody keys?

[Ozkaban]

Hi Darl, you remember my mate Bob? We he just needs somewhere to stay for the night - he wont take up much space and he'll be gone in the morning. Promise Babe!

[fenderbelly]

He always brings back more than he took to the dump

[RETIRED]

Where did I put those bloody keys?


He always brings back more than he took to the dumpToss up between these 2.

I will give it to Bull fright for picking up the language so quickly.:D

[wheelinround]

Darn missed it

any how

Tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip

[Ozkaban]

Darn missed it

any how

Tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip

I know it was late, but I think it deserves a recount!!!

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

darn missed it

any how

tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip:c

[bullfright]

108318

Oldie but goodie

[Ozkaban]

Rolf Harris is all washed up...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

They say an army marches on it's stomach. I know better. :~


"Never volunteer," they say. But when Sarge barked "Put your best foot forward!" I got confused...

[wheelinround]

Trench foot for the Isle of Man Soldier can be such APIA

[Lignin]

I'm Jake the Peg,
Diddle diddle diddle um

[tea lady]

Fred always did well at maths.

[Lignin]

Ya put ya left foot....oh bugger!!!:C:C

[rsser]

Said in dusky Marlene Dietrich accent: "Hello big boy"

[underfoot]

and here's a photo of Harry, he's the best sniper in the squad,
and he's also a hot tap dancer

[fenderbelly]

Thats a yard isn't it

[fenderbelly]

Preparing for the three legged race.

[pugwash]

"If I could just find another boot, I wouldn't have to keep washing this foot all the time!"

[Ozkaban]

"If I could just find another boot, I wouldn't have to keep washing this foot all the time!"

That's 'cos every time I ask for something to cover my middle leg they throw me out of the shoe store!

[bullfright]

Trench foot for the Isle of Man Soldier can be such APIA
MAnXIMUM points to wheelinround is my estimation.
Yer it!

[wheelinround]

Sorry for the wait was at the wood show all day yesterday and only on the forum for a short while last night :2tsup: i was worn out.

BRB with a pic

[wheelinround]

TY Kev

[tea lady]

Best mates with a certain steam roller are we?:rolleyes::D

or

I saw it on the internet and thought I'd give it a go:C

or

I don't think Northern hemisphere GPSs work very well down here.:doh:

[fenderbelly]

Just waiting for the SES guys with the jaws of life.

[underfoot]

The Australian army has decided to go ahead with the purchase of the 'collins class' troop carrier, having been convinced by the manufacturer that "maaaate, she'll be right"

[Groggy]

You did a wonderful job fixing those front brakes didn't you!

[bullfright]

Are you sure this is how you rotate the tyre's?

[Ozkaban]

*radio crackle* "Who Rolled the Rover Over? Over."

[Lignin]

"Roll over and play dead!!!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sometimes battlefield tactics employed by infantry aren't as effective when employed by cavalry. eg. playing dead.

[wheelinround]

I like it Skew as soon as I read it images of a horse rolling in sand came to mind :2tsup::2tsup:

[fenderbelly]

Another Top Gear stuff up.

[Ozkaban]

Another Top Gear stuff up.

Driving an Army truck... How hard could it be???

(BTW, nice to see the boys back for series 13 last night!)

Cheers,
Dave