Revenge

[vsquizz]

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, ...... "No, you are. I'm setting fire to the shed".

[PlanePig]

:D :D :D Hope it had a new blade !!!!!!!!!

[Cliff Rogers]

G'day squizz,

That's a good pic.... reminds me of my brother.... :D

Earlier this week, (he's on hols, I'm not,) he polished off a bottle of rum &
then a bottle of red & reckons he was robbed 'cos he doesn't remember
the 2nd half of the bottle of red. :eek:
He also doesn't know why he woke up at 11am the next day
with a big bruise on his leg. :confused:

He thinks his brain (& body) may have been kidnapped by aliens
for about 12 hours & then dumped back on him after having been
dragged through hyperspace. (to explain the headache) :rolleyes:

[RETIRED]

I have heard they are a bit odd up your way Cliff :confused:

[vsquizz]

Cliff, is right, the photo was taken in Cairns (Chrissy 99 I think) around the time of Cyclone Steve if memory serves.....

Anyway, I was (past tense) a bit partial to the old Cane Cutters Cordial but too many of the "Square Bear" will normally result in some penance.

I think that was the christmas we go hold of some of the inner circle stuff...but its all a bit fuzzy...

Cheers

[Cliff Rogers]

Yeah, bro is up here on Hols from Brissy, still a banana bender.

[vsquizz]

Brisbane, thats almost a Mexican

[Richard Casey]

Hey Cliffey, I hope you guys are going to explain what all that means to the Mexicans and the Westerners that are reading this!

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey Cliffey, I hope you guys are going to explain what all that means to the Mexicans and the Westerners that are reading this!

G'day Richard, I didn't know you were a member....

Are you going to the Prossy turnout again this year?

I should be there, if I live through the Indy, I won 2 tickets &
it's on the weekend before.

Anyway, given the amount of advertising they do, EVERYONE should know what
the old Cane Cutters Cordial & the "Square Bear" are by now.

[echnidna]

Hey squizzy,
yer stuck with the brissy lot us mexicans dont want em

[vsquizz]

Bob,

I always subscribed to the theory of there only being three states to be in, West Aussie, QLD and Inebriation!. I managed to emmigrate back to the Land of Sand a few years back, However, it should be known that QLD is not a state...its actually Two, you see theres Queensland and theres Far North QLD. From descriptions of Mexicans and the like it seems the border is somewhere around Rockhampton but I could be wrong. Travellers should be aware that both road rules (that could be a spanish cramp in reference to FNQ) and language changes when entering FNQ. I was only in Cairns for three years but adding the word "aaayyyyy" to the end of every sentence seems to help with the locals.

When driving over to WA from Cairns I was pulled over by the cops not far into SandGroper territory, for no particular reason other than the cop wanted to know what was in my boat....just a few tools. Anyway, seeing as I had QLD number plates I asked the copper if he picked on all the Banana Benders coming in, he said no...thats for Victorians...

Sorry Bob:D

[Cliff Rogers]

When driving over to WA from Cairns I was pulled over by the cops not far into SandGroper territory, for no particular reason other than the cop wanted to know what was in my boat....

G'day.

Poor bugga had prob'ly never seen a boat before & just wanted a closer look. :D

[echnidna]

"aaayyyyy"
The territory is ok.

[RETIRED]

Sqizzy, you forgot to add "but" as in nice day BUT.

I spent weeks waiting for some excuse but it never came.

Very strange but.

[vsquizz]

Ahhh FNQueensland, beautiful oneday, dengue fever and cyclones the next

I really miss it. Used to have a mangrove swamp at the bottom of my back yard. Could catch a muddie or a barra at high tide... and amongst other things, smiling hand bags, sand flies that'll may a brown dog cringe, Japanese ensephilitis, the odd illegal emmigrant (Vietnamese not Mexican), Sigateura poisoning, various snakes and a shark ot two. I once found an american touris....no...lets not go there.:D

No really, I do miss Cairns and its colourful characters but...

Cliff: I think you are right