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Tez2
17th May 2009, 12:01 AM
How to clean the toilet bowl

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You
may need to
Stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from The toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and
rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

http://rasmussindberg.dk/wp-content/...03/wet-cat.bmp

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog. http://www.stunninglyobvious.com/toiletwasher/laughing-dog.jpg
:doghouse:


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but thought better of it - i value my life too much.......................
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dai sensei
17th May 2009, 12:06 PM
:roflmao::rofl:

glen boulton
17th May 2009, 12:28 PM
hey
i had to borrow the neibours cat...BUT IT WORKS....

chippy 71
17th May 2009, 01:07 PM
Tez2,

You have a sick dog!:D

Colin.

tea lady
17th May 2009, 02:03 PM
:rofl: Yes! Sick!:D

dj_pnevans
21st May 2009, 09:48 PM
I bet my dog would love this.
David

Waldo
22nd May 2009, 12:22 AM
As they say, 101 uses for a cat.

Failing a cat, ask your wife to do it. :D

jerryc
22nd May 2009, 10:35 AM
That's a cat--astrophe, dog--on--it. :roflmao2:

Jerry

roygrady
22nd May 2009, 11:02 AM
lol :U