swine flu

[wheelinround]

There is a new cure for Swine Flu.....It’s Oinkment !!!!<o:p></o:p>

If you need to go to hospital, go in a Hambulance<o:p></o:p>

but don't ask for Tweatment as that's for Bird flu only<o:p></o:p>

[m2c1Iw]

Ray,
Suggest you have a cuppa and a lay down. :D

Mike

[Lignin]

If I use your Oinkment, will I go " wee wee wee, all the way home??:doh::doh:

[wheelinround]

Better than ending up in Horsepital and being fed swill

[Lignin]

That'd be DOGgone CATastrophic.I'd need to be a bit ho(a)rse for that.Would have to be a public ward as private is too Deer.Must fly, have a pheasant time.:doh::doh:

[m2c1Iw]

Pinched this pic from another thread far away I'm sure they won't mind.

[Blocklayer]

And this

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[mic-d]

You're all telling porkies.

Cheers
Michael

[pawnhead]

Oink! Oink!
http://www.woodworkforums.com/image.php?u=6268&dateline=1200737205

[Blocklayer]

Swine Flu Eradication Program:

Click Here http://bitly.com/bzfiL

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[m2c1Iw]

Now thaaat is cool :2tsup:

[Carry Pine]

Imagine being able to do that on a computer. Boy these guys are talented.

Graham

[Blocklayer]

Imagine being able to do that on a computer. Boy these guys are talented.

Graham


YouTube - Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

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[RETIRED]

Keep it clean.

[seafurymike]

I rang the 1800 swine flu hotline, but all i got was crackling

[Wongo]

There is a new cure for Swine Flu.....It’s Oinkment !!!!<o:p></o:p>

If you need to go to hospital, go in a Hambulance<o:p></o:p>

but don't ask for Tweatment as that's for Bird flu only<o:p></o:p>

:roflmao::laughing1::laughing1::rofl::rofl:

:p

[Lignin]

Nah...ya made a pig's ear of it!!:oo::oo:

[fenderbelly]

I knew a guy who took all his pigs to the small goods factory,

they cured them.


Cheers Fred

[wheelinround]

What's the first sign of swine flu ?
Patients come out in rashers !!!

[m2c1Iw]

What's the first sign of swine flu ?
Patients come out in rashers !!!


:D :2tsup:

[Lignin]

Wheelin,
Stop hamming it up!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[Lignin]

F U NE M N X???:no::no:

[wheelinround]

So if you contract Swine Flu
Does this make you a Porker

[Lignin]

No, I was one already!!:o:o

[Rodgera]

That was enough to tickle my ribs

[wheelinround]

Its a wonder this thread hasn't become a Sows ear

The truth is the Swine Flu was passed on via a Fox/wolf when he Blew and he blew and gave them the Flu :D

[Lignin]

C'mon Wheelin, stop HOGGING the limelight.:oo::oo:

[graemet]

f u ne m n x???:no::no:
s, v f m n x.
Ok, m n x.

[tea lady]

So the pigs have flown..... Now what? :?:D

[snapman007]

A long time ago someone said that if a black man became president pigs would fly, and look now, Swine Flu

[T-bar]

What's the first sign of swine flu ?
Patients come out in rashers !!!






:roflmao::lbs::clap3:

[Allan at Wallan]

I feel crook - got the flu - its a swine.

Allan

[wheelinround]

So Allan if you have the Swine Flu does that give you "Hogs Breath"

Make you feel like a Pork Pie cold wet and full of fat

[Allan at Wallan]

I usually have "Hog's Breath" after I have been
bacon some recipes.:D

Allan

[Gingermick]

will you chop it out, please?

[wheelinround]

IMPORTANT NOTICE

RE: SWINE FLU


As you were advised through earlier Department
advisory letter there is a distinct possibility
of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this
country.

To facilitate identification and in order that
you may be on the alert for indications that you
or members of your family may have contracted the
virus, you should be aware of the following
symptoms;





1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. Uncontrollable urge to root in the mud

[mic-d]

The first celebrity victim of swine flu. We all know who the carrier is.

Cheers
Michael

[wheelinround]

:roflmao2::rofl::aro-u:

[Bluegum]

Bloke goes home to his wife complaining that he may have contracted swine flu. She looks up and says, no you just a pig with Asthma.

[fenderbelly]

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. <O:p</O:p
<O:p</O:p
<O:p</O:p

It's just spam.<O:p</O:p

[wheelinround]

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. <o>:p</o>:p
<o>:p</o>:p
<o>:p</o>:p

It's just spam.<o>:p</o>:p

:rotfl:

[Ozkaban]

:d

[wheelinround]

:oo: Poor piglet

[woftam69]

:cool:they can fix swine flu
u lock yourself in a smoke filled room for 24 hours then your cuerd:o

[Afro Boy]

The big bad wolf said, "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

The three little pigs reply, "F**k off or we'll sneeze on you!"

[wheelinround]

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shytes itself."

[wheelinround]

Swine flu - update

I called the Swine Flu hotline? All I got was crackling

I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers.

Another is that you get the trotts.

But, I woke up with pig tails this morning ... Should I be worried?

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkpies, though.

The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1

Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all going to be cured anyway.

News Flash ...... This just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the aporkalypse.

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.

I just heard on the news that, "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to every single person in the world". Well it’s a good thing I'm married then, isn't it?

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild hamademic, don't believe the spam you're getting.