You just have to read the description....

[Woodencrux]

Please check out this item on ebay for a great laugh. Just keep reading the description provided by the guy selling the router table....and the comments that follow....enjoy, Alan
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2389286139&category=20781

[Oldblock]

This is the funniest thing I've read in months.
Go ahead guys - check it out.

[Iain]

I thought it was a Triton :D
Lovely writr up though, made my morning

[Ben from Vic.]

Alan,

Hope you don't mind, I've got another.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1

Ben