Allan at Wallan
8th April 2009, 04:45 PM
I wish I could claim this to be an original but heard it on TV
this morning and hope that Forumites did not.
A wife was due for a birthday and her husband asked her
what she would like as a present.
She replied, "Something that will go from zero to a hundred
in less than five seconds. I prefer the colour to be white".
The husband purchased her present - a set of white
bathroom scales. Funny, they are still not talking.:D
Allan
this morning and hope that Forumites did not.
A wife was due for a birthday and her husband asked her
what she would like as a present.
She replied, "Something that will go from zero to a hundred
in less than five seconds. I prefer the colour to be white".
The husband purchased her present - a set of white
bathroom scales. Funny, they are still not talking.:D
Allan