Hitchhiker

[Allan at Wallan]

Rodgera was driving home the other night when he noticed
a beautiful young lady hitching a ride.

He stopped the vehicle, introduced himself, and promptly
gave her a lift.

Before long he commented, "I can hear something knocking.
I wonder what it is".

She replied, "I don't know, but I will tell you one thing -
it is not opportunity".

Allan

[munruben]

I gave a lift to a blond the other day too. around about 18 years of age I would guess. Blue eyes and real, long blond hair. He seemed a nice guy too.

[popawisky]

The boot is on the other foot.
A Blond gave me a lift. She said she was a witch and could transform herself into anything.

She was fair dinkum.


I ran put my hand on her knee and she turned into a motel.

[damian]

You guys are hysterical.

I got nothing...

[Groggy]

A blonde walked into a bar....


They do that :rolleyes: