A proper crap joke

[Eastie]

Yesterday an ice-cream man was found dead covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-and-thousands. Police say "he topped himself"


See if you can't top that one :D

[Kev Y.]

What about the pest control man who committed INSECT-A-CIDE! :cool: :rolleyes: ;)

[Iain]

Melbournes oldest criminal has just died..............he fell off the back of a truck :confused:

[zymurgy]

Constipated mathematician - worked it out with a pencil :p

Gordon.

[scooter]

Obstetrician - snatched it. :eek:

[Zed]

eddie mcquire!

[fxst]

Gynocolagist
Tunnel vision :D
Pete

[Dirty Den]

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Annie Oakley disguised as a horse was mounted!

[silentC]

She was only the farmer's daughter, but all the horse manure :o

[journeyman Mick]

She was only a boilermaker's daughter but she had acetylene tits. :eek:

[John Saxton]

She was made of steel but Rod had it in for her :)