Poison

[bullfright]

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for. He answered, "I want to kill my wife." "I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide." The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife. The pharmacist looks at the photo of the ugliest woman he has ever seen, blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, let me get it for you... I didn't realize you had a prescription."

[Bluegum]

Ah mate not bad worth reaeding it was.:flasher::flasher:

[Ashore]

This woman comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what she wanted it for. She answered, "I want to kill my husband." "I'm sorry madam," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide." The lady reaches into her wallet and produces a photo of her husband and the pharmacist's wife in bed together. The pharmacist looks at the photo blushes and replies, "I am sorry madam, let me get it for you... I didn't realize you had a prescription."
Only the names are changed to protect the inocent :D

[joe greiner]

I thought it sounded familiar.:rolleyes: