Rodgera
7th March 2009, 03:07 PM
It seems in this day and time you can't go into an area dominated by
a woman without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of some
kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from 'Boysenberry Vanilla
Potpourri' to 'Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate'. Sometimes it gives
me a headache!
Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles. Below you
will find a few scents men would appreciate.
'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint
a woman without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of some
kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from 'Boysenberry Vanilla
Potpourri' to 'Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate'. Sometimes it gives
me a headache!
Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles. Below you
will find a few scents men would appreciate.
'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint