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WoodJunky
6th March 2009, 07:25 PM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the <!---->stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.

'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass ,yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
<!---->dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s??t ?

artme
7th March 2009, 04:56 PM
:roflmao::roflmao: