another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[wheelinround]

While we are waiting

http://www.wetasschronicles.com/SkiHuck.jpg

[mic-d]

mmm, that's a bit bigger than I thought.

Cheers
Michael

[DavidG]

oops

[rsser]

In that moment the order of the universe changed for Kyle.

It used to be, first the sh*t and then the long drop.

[pugwash]

Have a go at this one.

[Lignin]

OH, SHIIIIIIIIIII.................!!!:o:o

[ss_11000]

If only I was Superman...

that was for the skiing one :)

[Lignin]

That was for the first one, but, if the caption fits.............................:B:B

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Skiing: "I don't think my stack-hat will do much this time..."

Statue: "Some come here to sit & think, but I come here to **** & stink."

[Gra]

1. A before and after shot.......

2. Bird. Hope that skier doesnt land on me

[Claw Hama]

Hmm did I go through my checklist before I left? Skis, stocks, jacket, goggles, helmet, parachute? Or was that my daypack I put on??????........

[ss_11000]

Bird: It looks rather cold around here, if i poop on this kid it will warm him up :no:

[Claw Hama]

God and pinocchio thought he had it bad being made out of wood!!!!

[pugwash]

Skier....."Whoa!, Good job I brought my brown trousers."

[bullfright]

Skier: Uh uh, shouldn't have let my wife wax my ski's....................

Bird: Phew! This kid smells like ????!

[rrich]

As we traverse through life, don't be worthy of a statue in the after life.

[Ozkaban]

Skier: I can see my house from heeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee........

Statue: "I call this work 'Deep !@#'$"

[fenderbelly]

Skier = eh! a little drop off.

Statue = eh! a little drop of.

[pugwash]

Skier..."Now what was the name of that Indian again?"

[dr4g0nfly]

Harrrrrr

[Lignin]

#1 Over the edge:B:B
#2 Over the oo::oo:

[wheelinround]

Have a go FB for the skier one :2tsup:

[pugwash]

Statue: "Some come here to sit & think, but I come here to **** & stink."

Over to you Skew.

[mic-d]

Have a go FB for the skier one :2tsup:


Over to you Skew.

Righto fellas, Tea Lady may be able to multitask, but most of us are just mere blokes who have trouble remembering to zip up their fly. Let's keep it to one image at a time and first in best dressed between FB and Skew.

Cheers
Michael

[fenderbelly]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/toilet.jpg

The original long drop

[ss_11000]

no where not getting drinks, the toilets are miles away, the way your bladder works you will have wet yourself five times by the time you get there.

or

well, the birds may go to the toilet over there but i sure as hell wont.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Translation of Chinese Characters: "Do not point into wind."

[bullfright]

Don't use the outdoor toilet.........they can see you from outer space.

[Lignin]

Me Pipi Long Wa:;:;

[Lignin]

"It's to keep the rabbits out,Son." Says "No Trespassing" in Bunny-speak!!!:U:U

[tea lady]

(Trying to read the "Chinese for Travelers" book), "I don't know dear. Either the loo HAS the view, or the loo IS the view." :shrug:

Also, for the Skiing one: "hello? I think my Tomtom is still having problems."

[underfoot]

the chinese governments attempt at renting tourist accommodation on the great wall proved unsuccessful......due to a typo

[Claw Hama]

Latest Chinese suspense movie, "A Loo Too Far" Staring - Go Loo and Yu Runfar.

[fenderbelly]

Ok underfoot its yours


Cheers fred

[underfoot]

ok, how about...

[Lignin]

Inspector Rex my A88e, I'm Constable Bruce!!!!!:doh::doh:

[bullfright]

Doggone!!!!

[ss_11000]

they said that i would be called a "cat" if i didnt get up here, now i am up here, i wish i was a cat so i land properly when i fall off the damn thing!

[pugwash]

"Faster than a cannonball,
tougher than a speeding train,
I hurtle at the highest wall,
Sh*t! I've fallen off again!"

[Ozkaban]

:D :C

:no: :censored2:

[tea lady]

Hello? I think my Tomtom is still not quite right.:C

[Claw Hama]

I got 4 leg drive but, PAW traction!! :o:B

[underfoot]

"Faster than a cannonball,
tougher than a speeding train,
I hurtle at the highest wall,
Sh*t! I've fallen off again!"

nice pome pugwash, your turn.

[pugwash]

OK. Here's one.

[Gra]

1. The latest "green" car

2. Someone misunderstood the term driving on grass

3. I had one of those, but the cow ate it

[Ozkaban]

Due to spending too many years living in Nimbin, Teza perception of a 'green car' was somewhat unique...

[Ozkaban]

Hi Jims Mowing? Could you mow my lawn on Monday?

Sure, is 12pm Ok?

Yup, where shall I drop it off?

Cheers,
Dave

[rsser]

"Dear, the car's smoking!".

"Course it is, it's what you do with grass".

[Gra]

The newest "home grown" car

[bullfright]

Sod it!

[rotten_66]

Horsepower!

[Claw Hama]

At the garage: No not deisel, no not E10 Ethanol, 4 litres of Charlie Carp liquid furtiliser.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

FOR SALE: 100% green, environmentally friendly car. Reason for sale? Every time I pop the fuel cap Hubby plonks in a golf ball...

[Ozkaban]

BYO Bio Diesel

[Lignin]

I DID NOT!!
I said "Put it in the carPORT!!!!":~:~

[pugwash]

"Dear, the car's smoking!".

"Course it is, it's what you do with grass".

He! He!
Your turn, Ern.

[underfoot]

ahem.................Ern?

[pugwash]

Looks like Erns mowing the car.
Skew, you were my second choice. Why don't you have a go?

[fenderbelly]

:logic::worthless:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/unusedcaptionsforWWW.jpg


Cheers Fred

[Gra]

We can get the horse, but the carts a gonner

[mic-d]

Firstly, just tell me the horse was alright!

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Hwy! Quit Horsin' around, We've got a bush fire to fight!!!

[Claw Hama]

What do you mean a diamond mine?? I thought you said there were a lot of carots down there!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

(...and I was busy practicing my putting. :) )

Quarterhorse? Looks more like a third to me...

[Ozkaban]

Glue pot :D

[ss_11000]

fireman: 'i hope that white stripe down his face isnt bird poo'

[bullfright]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink!

[fenderbelly]

OK skew you're up

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm...

[fenderbelly]

I used to deliver groceries but got promoted. to body parts.



Cheers Fred

[Grumpy John]

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!!

[underfoot]

Ravi took his next job a little too literally
" this delivery is important and must be delivered with an "escort"

[pugwash]

"When I applied for the job as a courier they told me I'd get a company car."

[Lignin]

He's your Metalcorp mate!!!:;:;


(Would look better with scattered musical notes, but.....):doh::doh:

[bullfright]

Would you trust a man who peddles used cars for a living?

[Ozkaban]

It's pretty ordinary in bad weather, but maaaate, you should see the fuel economy!

[Groggy]

Hello boss? I think I have a lead on that recent spate of car thefts....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Gotta give it to Bullfright, with Groggy a close second... :)

[bullfright]

Gotta give it to Bullfright, with Groggy a close second... :)

Awwww shucks!!!!!

Actually it just proves that I have nothing useful to do!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Well, now you can make yourself useful and post the next pic... :D

[Lignin]

BUGGER!! Can't find image, so I'm going to bed!!!:roll::roll:

[bullfright]

97820
Well, now you can make yourself useful and post the next pic... :D

In this economy, I can only afford "Cheep" food.

:chick:

[underfoot]

KFC introduces its new 'low carbon footprint' burger.

[Papa]

Guaranteed fresh. Special sauce no extra charge.

[Lignin]

I know I asked for it "Rare", but........:oo::oo:

[Lignin]

KFC......Kindergarten For Chickens???:o:o

[Lignin]

Chicko Roll???:roll::roll:

[pugwash]

Chicken Treat's latest promotion. The "Ozzy Osbourne" sandwich.

[fenderbelly]

"Do you want fries with that"



Cheers Fred

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Honey? I think the eggs are becoming a little old...!

[fenderbelly]

DIY Burgher from Red Rooster

[ss_11000]

doctors new recomendation for getting rid of stomach worms!

[Ozkaban]

Finger Pecking Good!

[underfoot]

ummmm, Bullfright?.....decision? :rolleyes:....you there mate?......hello

[bullfright]

"Do you want fries with that"



Cheers Fred

For me, it's Fenderbelly...................

[fenderbelly]

No children were harmed in the making of this photograph.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/Newmom.jpg



Cheers Fred

[bullfright]

Yep, it's a girl alright.

[TTIT]

We'll have to leave him here - he's heavier than the carry-on luggage!

[Ozkaban]

Pram... check
Nappy Bag... check
Kid... check

It's all here, but still doesn't fit together right...

[wheelinround]

I'm here first child!!
She saw the Dr's do this when delivering me and this is how I have been carried ever since.:?