another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[Ozkaban]

A little know fact about the west Idaho potato farmers is that they average 4-inches tall..

[wheelinround]

Tis a praittie all right grown from the waste of Irish Parlment lav's foinest shyet spread throughout the land.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hey, Calm? Throw this on your Stubby! :p

[fenderbelly]

Proof at last that leprechauns do exist.

[m2c1Iw]

You to can grow amazing things with Photoshop just ask Sean

[Gra]

First we saw ths bright light. then heard a loud bang. When we went to investigate, this is what we found. they say its part of SPUDNIK..........



{insert groan smilie here}

[tea lady]

How do you loike moi new gumboots?

[mic-d]

Seamus the leprechaun with his award winning fake potato.

"it's where all savvy leprechauns'll be hiding their gold. It's also the key device for the new fitness fad I invented called pilatoes. Here's a move, ah, feel the glutes burn"... Seamus


Cheers
Michael

[AlexS]

Bloody big rabbits around here!

[pugwash]

A hard decision. Some very imaginative captions.

I'm going to give it to Gra for "Spudnic"

[Gra]

try this one then guys

[Groggy]

Now I know what I forgot, the seat!

[tea lady]

Its a wiiiiiiidy cycle.:cool:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

No... it's a eunuch-cycle. [cringe]

[mic-d]

Duwain is mistaken as he arrives for the Formula one driver tryouts.

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

No... it's a eunuch-cycle. [cringe]:rolleyes:

[pugwash]

"I pimped my ride Dude!"

[Ozkaban]

The other side of the story...
http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=96521

[fenderbelly]

They don''t call me a trick cyclist for nothing

[Gra]

No... it's a eunuch-cycle. [cringe]

I won with a groaner, so I will pass it to the cringe worthy answer.... Its all your Skew

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/d/rapistpyzam.jpg

[tea lady]

"police are searching for my twin brother, who has not obviously looked after himself as well as me, and whom I haven't seen since that wedgie in church episode....... "

[wheelinround]

News today we are looking for a rapist.........no not a rapist a Rapist you know a black dude who sings

[pugwash]

Our caption department sucks. We're not looking for the rapist, we're looking for a therapist.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sorry, it's been a looong day. :~

Wheelin' can take the baton.

[Grumpy John]

O.K. Here's one while we're waiting on Wheelin'.:D

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[fenderbelly]

Grannies a coming, get out af the way.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dang! I knew I shoulda spent that money on a new hip instead of this zoot suit!

[Ozkaban]

Granny Jones commences her new runup for the Jindabyne CWAA Jumble Sale

[pugwash]

"Wow! This is scary! Next time I'm gonna take the bus."

[wheelinround]

:o Sorry guy's didn't think mine would do any good back ASAP with a pic


mean while to GJ

It's a flaming long way down this hill I started it when I was just 25 yrs of age I am now 85:oo:

[pugwash]

"They said once I turned 80 it would be all downhill from there!"

[wheelinround]

Yoda's pussy

[Ozkaban]

"the catfood improves around here, or tonight you sleep on the moon..."

[DJ’s Timber]

If you want to get maximum results, you're better of only using one dynamite stick at a time to take advantage of my nine lives

[fenderbelly]

my backs killing me, these heat pads are great

[chrisb691]

Later that day, the dog's kennel was blown up by a suicide bomber.

[Gra]

Hope they didnt put brocoli in my dinner....

[mic-d]

Yes, I'm a Persian kitty... got a problem with that?

CHeers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Go ahead and laugh. I'm not the one with a bomb in my slipper. :dev:

[Calm]

O.K. Here's one while we're waiting on Wheelin'.:D

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Ern check out the veiw from the front as well:doh::doh:

[tea lady]

"Ok! So how do I get on the plane again? "

[wheelinround]

take it away mic-d

[mic-d]

OK, I better get searching...

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

Long preface sorry.
Here's one I hope is OK. It's a camera phone photo as our digital camera died a while ago and the only one I was able to take because it topped off my phone memory. The photo is of SWMBO and Caritza (the one who accidentally stove her head in) after she won warmblood mare at the Brookfield show. SWMBO was trying to make her look interested. The end.:-

[AlexS]

Watch the birdie.

[Ozkaban]

Keep yanking on the lead, lady, and I'll have a 'talk' to my little persian kitty friend...

[Lignin]

Finger puppets, my ar**,where are the sugar lumps???:o:o

[pugwash]

"I don't care. The car won't start. You'll have to pull your own trailer."

[pugwash]

The taxidermist had dropped of Dobbin in the yard, but how was she going to get him in the house?

[tea lady]

"look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy........ The next time someone clicks their fingers you will sing "I did it my way!"......"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Looks of a thoroughbred, stubbornness of a mule and sense of an ass. And then there's the horse...


:brick:

[DJ’s Timber]

The glue factory :o now hang lets reconsider

[rsser]

Yeah lady, so you're one hand and four fingers high. Big deal.

[fenderbelly]

You will do what you're told or Mic will have you in the shed in the glue pot.

[mic-d]

Yeah lady, so you're one hand and four fingers high. Big deal.

It's yours Ern:)

Cheers
Michael

[rsser]

Ta ...

Sign says 'Software and Hardware Training, Desktop Publishing, Hardware Maintenance'

[Groggy]

Telstra's help desk

[pugwash]

'Software and Hardware Training, Desktop Publishing, Hardware Maintenance,
and Hand-carved computers.'

[tea lady]

least they don't waste any money on cosmetic trifles.

[wheelinround]

Sol Trojio returns to Mexico and his own company

[Lignin]

" We'll come to you!!":B:B

[Grumpy John]

Sorry I haven't awarded a winner for the downhill granny, but I've only had limited internet access the past 2 days. I have to give it to Pugwash, but I'm sure he won't mind if we just let the thread continue without trying to run two captions simultaniously.

[roygrady]

Ready or not, no one cares.

[pugwash]

No worries Grumpy John.

[pugwash]

"Dear Mum, Here is a photograph of our new premises, I'm sure you will agree a major step up from our old place. Our business should really take off now!"

[fenderbelly]

Our building is old but our business is IT isn't IT

[Lignin]

"There's an old pianna, and they play it hot,
Behind the green doooooorh!!":q:q

[rsser]

Hard one to call. Some gems here :D

Equal first to Pugwash and Groggy.

First in best dressed.

[pugwash]

Try this one.
Did I mention I love dogs?

[mic-d]

Bench dogs er, pups.

Cheers
Michael

[wheelinround]

5 in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over

or

hey I think this side is done

or

The things we have to do to get noticed these days

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yeah, the Mum likes sardines. Why do you ask?

[tea lady]

How many legs on the bench?:D

[Ozkaban]

A-dog-on-a-rack Chair

[underfoot]

hic... hey fluffy...hic..next time you suggest we drink our owners water..hic...I'm gonna bite ya..........hic

[Lignin]

Another side of the "binge drinking" problem.:2tsup:

[Lignin]

Waiting for the "Gender Verification Officer"!

[pugwash]

Can't go past "Bench dogs" on a woodworking forum.

Your go mic-d.

[mic-d]

Can't go past "Bench dogs" on a woodworking forum.

Your go mic-d.


Oh <insert expletive expressing consternation here:)>! My most humble apologies everyone I didn't see this and just came back to see where it was at:-:-:-:-:-.

Just a mo please:-

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

Here you go, sorry once again for the hiatus.

http://www.ruralramblings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/05-22-09-goat.jpg

[wheelinround]

bout time mic-d :D

Which Grass cutter would you choose??

Goat say's

See I can eat 24/7 no need for an operator, fuel or tyres you'll get carbon credits for having me.

[fenderbelly]

The other old goat has gone for a pee

[tea lady]

Clipper 400 with edger attachment.:D

[Lignin]

Capricious Caprine clips couch carpet competently.
Clapped Clipper clogs constantly, causing considerable consternation.C??:2tsup:

[pugwash]

Gertrude has fallen in love, and will give anyone who comes between her and her beloved tractor a severe butting!

[Ozkaban]

One I get this baby fired up, there'll be no more eating grass for me!

[Ozkaban]

Yet another example of the age old argument between progress and employment...

[pugwash]

"Think you can just take my job do you? Think again! I'm going to EAT this sucker!"

[mic-d]

Clipper 400 with edger attachment.:D

TL, you tickled my funnybone, over to you!:2tsup::D

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

TL, you tickled my funnybone, over to you!:2tsup::D

Cheers
Michael
:oo: Really? Even over that considerable conglomeration of creative clever ........Bugger. Stuck!:doh:

http://www.beachbrights.com/Max%20Pics%20Jan%20Apr%202007/Big%20Bus.JPG

Where is this kid going? And why?:D

[pugwash]

Little Jimmy is going to the hospital to have his artificial leg fitted.

[underfoot]

jimmy decides to give mountain climbing a go.

but seeing the mountain won't come to jimmy.

he...needs...to catch....a...bus....to....it....

[rsser]

America's new approach to fighting obesity.

[wheelinround]

I am of to the company who designs these Ffff mongrel school buses
In my back pack is all I need to teach him that kids have short legs
A 38 revolver at least it'll bring him down to my size.

or

Jimmy's taken on the challenge of adding more legs to a Maths question which he found on the Woodwork Forum
In his back pack are a number of kitten legs

[mic-d]

:oo: Really? Even over that considerable conglomeration of creative clever ........Bugger. Stuck!:doh:


cathartic codes..?



The wheels on the bus are very high, very high, very high....

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Jimmy's taken on the challenge of adding more legs to a Maths question which he found on the Woodwork Forum
In his back pack are a number of kitten legs

:rofl: Wheelin' takes it for recognizing my subtle reference in a previous caption.:cool:

[wheelinround]

:rofl: Wheelin' takes it for recognizing my subtle reference in a previous caption.:cool:


:oo: I fluked it :doh:

BRB

[wheelinround]

A lovely pair

[Lignin]

I'm running away to become a Busboy, nyaaaaah!!!!!!



(Could one of our American members tell me exactly what a "busboy " does???)