another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[underfoot]

swmbo's night to cook

[Lignin]

My one synapsing neurone!!:C:C

[springwater]

What a hangover feels like

[pugwash]

Hey! I can see Elvis's face in this. I'm gonna flog it on Ebay.

[pugwash]

McTavish swore to lay off the whiskey after he started seeing faces in his porridge.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

HD scat marks. If you see this you know that a Harley has it's roost nearby... :~

[Grumpy John]

I hate these damn 3d puzzle pictures, I can never figure out what I'm supposed to be looking at.

[tea lady]

The label on the wrinkle cream said "not tested on animals" But she thought that maybe next time she wouldn't care so much about the bunnies.:C

[Groggy]

This one has me stumped...

[Lignin]

Black thoughts???:o:o

[rsser]

Thanks guys. Good belly laughs at all these.

The wrinkle cream lady gets the kewpie doll this time.

PS the shot was taken down at Wilsons Prom, before the fires.

[tea lady]

:D

http://anhonestclimatedebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-the-real-chicken-sandwhich.jpg

[Bleedin Thumb]

Bruce had a suspicion that his bacon and egg roll may have been a bit old.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Are you absolutely 100% sure that it is mayonnaise?

[Lignin]

NO!!! I asked for a CHIKO Roll!!!:no::no:

[Lignin]

Colonel Sanders' prototypes required a few herbs and spices before they caught on.:roll::roll:

[Lignin]

And, in the light of the foregoing, I DO NOT EXIST ON T/A FOOD!!!
(Not a caption, more of an explanation)
Lignin

[rsser]

"Feeling peckish?"

[mic-d]

I'm crying FOUL, I'm sure we had this one before! That burger looks cheep.

Now to go find the previous winning caption :q

Cheers
Michael

[Lignin]

mic-d,
I'd regurgitate it too ,if I ate it!!!
Lignin:B:B

[Ozkaban]

dunno, I reckon it would leave you feeling a little peckish...

[underfoot]

uuurrrghh!....grated carrot in a burger....that's sick

[mic-d]

GM fish burger?

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

uuurrrghh!....grated carrot in a burger....that's sick

nice one! :clap:

[tea lady]

uuurrrghh!....grated carrot in a burger....that's sick

:D :rofl: I think Undy takes it again. (The best bit about doing the pictures is you don't have to think of a caption.:doh: :rolleyes:)

[underfoot]

ok, quick one.
nah, changed my mind, this one now

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Have you actually tried fur undies? After a week, you wouldn't be smiling either. :no:

[pugwash]

" No! No!, You're thinking of my brother!
I'm Conan the Librarian! "

[Lignin]

Well, what'd you expect....a sporran????:o:o

[tea lady]

I wanted to go as a politician, but this was the only costume they had left.:C

[Gra]

1. Were did I park my Harley?

2. Do you want fries with that?

[AlexS]

I thought, seeing it's a topless bar, I'd put my shirt in my jockstrap,

[Ozkaban]

The steroids have gotta fit somewhere...

[TTIT]

Huh??!! Me??? Why would I have a guinea pig in my jocks??!!??

[rsser]

"I'm pumped"

[Groggy]

I'm running for governor, can I have your vote?

[underfoot]

I wanted to go as a politician, but this was the only costume they had left.:C
he he, good one TL
it was a toss up but I'll pass to Skew seeing as you had the last one

Have you actually tried fur undies? After a week, you wouldn't be smiling either. :no:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

http://www.angelzfunnyz.com/Portals/0/Gallery/Album/8/COPS_PARADE.JPG

[wheelinround]

Knee's bent, arms in, now did I remember to put my Cup on :rolleyes::oo:

One shot from my little gun and I'll go backwards at a rate of 4k's an hr or topple over like a Ten Pin:doh:

[underfoot]

as part of their rigorous training program they were required to go many hours without a toilet break

[Lignin]

Jeez, I hope they're recoilless rifles.:doh::doh:

[Lignin]

The Curtseying Corps of Cut-throat Killers.:oo::oo:

Or....
A new slant on bikie gangs:roll::roll:

[tea lady]

Many unforeseen problems were encountered, including problems with recoil, but the thing that bought the whole "army on wheels" project down was the GPS control. You can't fight someone who also owns the satalite.:doh:

[wheelinround]

When they yelled Charge they all took out their extension leads and socket to em'

[wheelinround]

From LOML

WOOKIES WOOKIES!!!

[Groggy]

The pursuit resumed once the sun emerged from behind the cloud. The system test officer made a note that solar powered pursuit vehicles may have limited application.

[AlexS]

Segway Spandau Ballet

[Gra]

The new segway troops never fired a spot in anger, the enemies were easily over run while they were laughing and making gay jokes......

[Claw Hama]

What did you do at work today sweethaeart?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When they yelled Charge they all took out their extension leads and socket to em'

Take it away, Wheelin'

That was just so bad on so many levels... :D

[wheelinround]

Sorry for taking so long be right back

You have a dirty mind Skew:D:D:2tsup:

$#%^^ Bugger Firefox updates flamin pop up windows won't work hang 5 :doh::~

[wheelinround]

Here Is

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Laika (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2367681.stm) as a puppy.

[Claw Hama]

Hi, my names Jack (Hi Jack) and I have a problem with "the bottle". I have to have more, one mouthfull used to be enough, then it was two, three, four, now it's, ..sob...a whole bottle full. Help me! Help me!!

[Gra]

Burp.......

[pugwash]

Toby the Terrier attemps to be Tasmanias first dog in space,

[tea lady]

What? There were no biscuits in here. :whistling: I just felt like putting my head in somewhere cosy.:D

[Lignin]

Well it IS a P.E.T bottle!!!:;:;

[Lignin]

Pugwash, that's NOT the way to keep the sitter still!!!:no::no:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dammit! Now all the good smells are on the outside... :C

[underfoot]

but it makes me sound like a rottweiler when I bark

[wheelinround]

Hi, my names Jack (Hi Jack) and I have a problem with "the bottle". I have to have more, one mouthfull used to be enough, then it was two, three, four, now it's, ..sob...a whole bottle full. Help me! Help me!!


All yours Claw Hama:2tsup:

[pugwash]

Just got to say what a great set of captions for the dog pic. Well done everyone!:U

[Claw Hama]

Here you go.:)

[RETIRED]

If Maria pedals harder I might get this done.

[AlexS]

We don't have shotgun weddings here in Columbia.

[wheelinround]

How Morgan Freeman spends his time off

Yes this is a dry grinder but it converts to a wet grinder if it rains

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Shoe-shine! SHOES SHINED! ... I wonder why I never get any business?

[rsser]

Hmm, reckon a 20 degree bevel should be about right for a massacre.

[fenderbelly]

hurry up honey, we're waiting for you to carve the joint.

[Claw Hama]

How Morgan Freeman spends his time off

Yes this is a dry grinder but it converts to a wet grinder if it rains


Ok, I think Wheelan might have the edge on this one. A cut above the rest maybe.:U

[wheelinround]

:o wow me again :D

here ya go

[Lignin]

Oh Gawd...another bloody load of pen blanks!!!:o:o

OR....
It CAN"T be a Volvo.He's not wearing a hat!!:p:p

OR...
Weisey coming home after a big day on the Husky.:B:B

[Calm]

Weisy selling firewood .

I weighed it and thats 2 1/2 ton at $100, you owe me 250 bucks

[Ozkaban]

This baby gets 20 MPL*

Miles per Log...

[wheelinround]

while we wait for a good one

[Ozkaban]

When rope just cant be trusted for towing...

[Ozkaban]

Chinese Chiropractor

"OK, hit the brakes in 3-2-1..."

[pugwash]

How to push start a motorcycle.

[Lignin]

Weisey and friend.Special delivery.:B:B

(You're not getting away with it so easily,Wheelin'.Aren't you supposed to choose a winner??)

[wheelinround]

Weisey and friend.Special delivery.:B:B

(You're not getting away with it so easily,Wheelin'.Aren't you supposed to choose a winner??)

I would if there was one I liked (or the fellow who's closest so far could put his own pics up:;)

[Groggy]

Chinese post-men

[Ozkaban]

Chinese post-men

very punny...

[Lignin]

It has to be Wongo and friend.He's the one who knows logs!!!:(:(:(

[Lignin]

Hey, get you feet back on the pedals and we'll be wheelin round!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[Claw Hama]

Ah, I've seen these before, mobile hitching rail, they're trying to catch horses.

[wheelinround]

Lignin its all yours for both of them :2tsup::2tsup:

There's a catch yu have to post your own :;

[wheelinround]

I did think someone might have come up with for the 2nd one

In this years Moto GP it really is Pole Position

[Lignin]

Sorry,Wheelin, out of stamps, so can't post.:(
Also, literacy skills on "puta only permit smartarsed captions, not pitchas.:no::no:
Give somebody else a go.:2tsup:

[tea lady]

Sorry,Wheelin, out of stamps, so can't post.:(
Also, literacy skills on "puta only permit smartarsed captions, not pitchas.:no::no:
Give somebody else a go.:2tsup:

Look, here are the instructions. If I can do it you can.

Open another tab so that you can be on the forums as well as somewhere else.

Type some words referring to a funny subject into the google thingy up there. And press "return"

When the search results come up then click of "images" at the top. (The words should be in blue on the top left.) Then lots of pics should come up.

Choose one you like. (If none are good, go fishing again with some other words. If you put "funny" in the search you will get lots of funny ones, funnily enough. :D ) Click on the one you like then when it comes up copy the address in the address bar that shows you what web address you are one.

Click on the woorwork form tab to come back to us. Then in the reply to post thingy, click on the little yellow square that looks like a post card with a tiny stamp. In the pop up window paste the address you previously copied. Click save (Or whatev er it ias. )

Then post the reply, and bob's your uncle.

:phew: Hard work this 'puter instruction. :C:D

[Lignin]

Lady Grey,
Thank you for the instructions, but you lost me on the first one.:-:-
How do you "open another tab"??:doh:
I really do not know how to do anything but type on this infernal machine, and even that is the single finger search and peck variety.:C:C

Off to hospital on Monday for total knee replacement, so not concentrating very well at present.:oo::oo:
Might be able to get highly 'putalitrit kids to show me a few tricks during convalescence, but no promises.:?:?

[tea lady]

Lady Grey,
Thank you for the instructions, but you lost me on the first one.:-:-
How do you "open another tab"??:doh:

:think: Well, I've got a mac so prolly differant, but I just hold down the key with a little apple on it and press "t". :shrug:

Hope a new knee helps the situation. :D

[RETIRED]

So as not to interrupt the flow.

[RETIRED]

Lignun, it is easier to post a picture than open this forum.

[Lignin]

Oh NO IT AIN'T!!
All I do is click on the blue bit on the email and enjoy the banter.Leave the infernal machine on all day and periodically go up to "New Posts" to see what people are saying, and occasionally add my two bob's worth.
I looooooooooove this site.:D:D:2tsup::2tsup::U:U:):)
Will make a cup of coffee on my fully automated espresso machine and consider a witty reposte to that load of bull!!

[wheelinround]

Just doing my Yoga

Here we have it audience!
Proof that you can stand a lot of bull on a couple of tips:roll:
Similar to being a Politician!!

[Lignin]

You flap the cape, and I'll do a somersault.Nobody need get hurt!!:2tsup:

What'd you expect, castinettes??:U


OK,now let's see yours!:C


I've gone head over heels for the pansy in tights!!:;


(Enough!! Off to the shed!!)

[Groggy]

Due to traffic and roadworks, the bull had to be delivered by air.

[Claw Hama]

Mum mum, ya watchin, did ya see me, didja, didja, will I do it again, ha, ha

[Calm]

Wear pink tights or stand on my head - who do you think won!!:D