another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The Police released this security-camera photo, taken just before the suspect escaped by falling over a railing...

(GJ can run with this 'un. I haven't found anything to tickle my fancy. :shrug:)

[springwater]

My mother's Brazilian, so what?

[Calm]

Or:

The lastest defence against Magpie attack.

Ern did you mean didak or shaw:D:D

[Gra]

1. Of cause I am listening dear

2. A Solution to boring meetings

[tea lady]

Geez! I can't see a thing. I wish I could take my sunnies off.:C

[bullfright]

Would somebody please button up my shirt

[underfoot]

Nigel is once again declared winner of the picnic day backwards running race

[Grumpy John]

My mother's Brazilian, so what?

I think Springwater wins this one :2tsup:. Take it away mate.

[springwater]

Thank you Mr Grumpy John

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/61/93461-004-8BF987BA.jpg

[tea lady]

"So boss. What do you think?"

"Well! The rain coat is a nice touch, but I like more intelligence in my perch. And nose in a bit big."

[Lignin]

No, Cap'n, it's a squark box:doh::doh:

[bullfright]

On which shoulder?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, innit?




("'E doesn't move much." "'E's resting!" :p)

[pugwash]

"Nice parrot. What's his name?"

"Liszt."

[Lignin]

Who says I've got a chirp on my shoulder!!??:((:((

[springwater]

Interest seems to be waining, hard to decide so I pulled a name from the hat, actually from a beaker holding the remanence of a scented candle :rolleyes:

Your turn Lignin.

[Lignin]

GULP!!!!:o
Give somebody else a go please.
I can't send photos.:-:-
I just enjoy the banter:2tsup::2tsup:

[springwater]

GULP!!!!:o
Give somebody else a go please.
I can't send photos.:-:-
I just enjoy the banter:2tsup::2tsup:

Ok Lignin, the second name that came from the scented beaker was Bullfright.

Your turn Bullfright.

[bullfright]

There you go............
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[Lignin]

Picasso and friend, home decorators:D:D

[Lignin]

"Is that what they mean by a Whitely??":rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Ozkaban]

Daaad, could you grab us another 4l of paint? We've got a corner of the loungeroom to finish off...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Aw jeez, Dad! You said things would be different if you lived in the Whitehouse! :(

[rsser]

"But doesn't mum have a Whirlpool?"

[springwater]

Keep smiling for the funniest home video or else!

[pugwash]

"Mum, we were going to clean it up. Look, we already got the vacuum cleaner out!"

[Claw Hama]

We fwound it vis way, we were just about to cquean it up forw yew.

[tea lady]

Its our new minimalist aesthetic.:cool:

(Is it good or bad that the first instinct is to grab a camera not hose the kid down? :hmm: )

[Groggy]

You think this is good mum, wait till you see your bedroom and the car, we did them in red! :D

[TTIT]

OK luv, you got your 'cute' photo, NOW can I kill 'em!?!?!??!

[bullfright]

You think this is good mum, wait till you see your bedroom and the car, we did them in red! :D
Bit dissapointed that nobody mentioned second and third coats but, for me, it was Groggy.

[Groggy]

OK, for something different I am putting up FOUR pictures. The winner will have a caption for each one.

[mic-d]

Back in the bad books again eh? Yeah you can share me house again, butbringessabeerwillya?

Little kiwi never forgave his mum for the teenage preggnancy, nor for hiding his egg with the neighbouring penguins.

Acorn Wars, The Return of the Squirrel

Yeah, I bloody can swim, now there ain't nothin between me and revenge but a pair of speedos.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

1. Ahh, what a dog of a day :rolleyes:
2. I give you @#$%ing dog of a day...:((
3. Die! You Dirty Dog!
4. You're so dead, Dog...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

After a dog's day, it's good to just kick back and relax.
Bugger the speedos, I'm going back to the tux!
No, NO! You hit the nut with it...
I'll give YOU "cute!"

[pugwash]

"Hello Fifi, wanna come back to my place?"

"Sod this for a lark! I'm migrating!"

"For squirrels lots of fun this is,"

"Yes, I am Geelong's 2008 grand final mascot! So what!"

[springwater]

You'd have to agree
that dejection
and violence
rain

[tea lady]

Smoke?

I hate it when they steal my suit.

The first Star-wars Jeddai warriors didn't exactly get the expected serious response from the test audience.

This IS smiling.

[Lignin]

Like....wow!
YOU'RE depressed??
Sunday at Sydney airport
You lookin' at me, Pal??

[bullfright]

Then bugger me if they didn't put this thing around my neck.
Biggest bloody wave I ever saw.
May the energiser be with you.
Breaststroke my ar...........

[underfoot]

- who me? nope, it musta been the cat that pooped in yer shoe.
-Damn!, I didn't know it was supposed to be formal
-Hey settle down guys, you just light sabered the tree
-Yeah, ok, I'm not really fond of swimming, what gave it away?

[Groggy]

Some good ones there :D

mic-d takes it away today.

[mic-d]

Here's one.


Cheers
Michael

[bullfright]

Whoever screwed my head on did it too tight.

[rsser]

This thread gets my head in a spin.

[TTIT]

Note to self: Do NOT put head in chuck with lathe running!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"WREN-1 to Tower. Request taxi clearance."

[pugwash]

The rest of the flock reckon 'Beaky' is a bit of a rev-head.

[Ozkaban]

Linda Blair's Budgie

[fenderbelly]

I'll have a hell of a hangover tomorrow, me heads spinning.

[mic-d]

Linda Blair's Budgie

That's the one, good one Ozkaban.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Here's one...

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[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You can lead a bike to water, but you can't make it drink. :rolleyes:

[rsser]

Yumpin Yimminy, I's head over heels 'bout ridin.

[Lignin]

Full twisting one and a half with bike.:B:B
Degree of difficulty, Not much!!:doh::doh:

[Groggy]

Being young, John never believed that parachutes have to have a certain amount of height before they worked properly, now he believes.

[mic-d]

lefthand - backbrake, right hand - front brake.

Oops, the other left

Cheers
Michael

[bullfright]

This sure beats sky diving.

[Ozkaban]

You can lead a bike to water, but you can't make it drink. :rolleyes:


Nice one... Over to you Skew...

Cheers,
Dave

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

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[Groggy]

Call a dentist, that guy has a saw tooth!

[Grumpy John]

Vern's alter ego. Turning Timber Into Toothpicks :D.

[pugwash]

Due to his ongoing delusion that he was Bazza the Beaver, Carlos has to spend the rest of his life in a rubber room.

[fenderbelly]

I''m that hungry i could eat a 4x2

[Lignin]

Right, that's the chips.
Now for the fish!!:-:-

[Ozkaban]

Oral-B(eech)

The toothbrush recommended by most dentists...

[mic-d]

Just realised I have my rip teeth in, let me fit my crosscut teeth, there's hardly any tearout with those.

Cheers
Michael

[AlexS]

Manuel decided he would audition for 'Leave it to Beaver'.

[bullfright]

A chip of the old block.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

For some strange reason AlexS tickled my funny bone. Take it away, Alex!

[AlexS]

OK, have a go at this one.

[bullfright]

The horse race will commence 10 minutes after the boat race is finished.

[underfoot]

although there had been numerous attempts,
it was many years before the rules of 'water polo' were agreed upon.

[rsser]

The ten pound reward for the lost cufflinks sparked search efforts of divers kinds.

[Ozkaban]

what this boat needs is more horse power!

[Groggy]

The little boy took his finger out of the dyke to pick his nose and suddenly it was all over.

[AlexS]

Go for it Underfoot, that cracked me up.

[underfoot]

ok how about

[mic-d]

Think those blasting engineers put a decimal in the wrong spot.

Cheers
Michael

[TTIT]

....and what did the note they tied to it say Elmer????

[Lignin]

Rock In Chair.:q

[bullfright]

Relax............the hospital is just a stones throw away.

[springwater]

...he was a faithful dog :C

[Ozkaban]

Bob's new Home Theatre System with it's MegaRock(R) setting was just a touch too realistic, though it did have quite a kick...

[rsser]

"Damn, I missed" - 'Dog'

[Lignin]

Bloody kid!! I never should have made her that catapault!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[Groggy]

Billy Bob finally understood why the house under the cliff was so cheap.

[fenderbelly]

Boulder city lives up to it''s name again

[tea lady]

A rock and a soft place?

[underfoot]

a couple of ticklers in there folks:D

Rock In Chair.:q
passed to you Lignin

[Lignin]

Sorry, computer illiterate.
Can't send pictures.
Give somebody else a go.
I just enjoy trying to "out joke" the rest of you genuine wits.:U:U:U

[rsser]

There ya go .... took this in Nepal.

[pugwash]

"I'll tell you what Carlos, this is a lot easier than trying to chew it in half !"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Wouldn't it be easier to start from the top and work down?

[mic-d]

Master Lobsang, we have made this saw brake many years ago, and with it built the community bridges and many houses, why is it we cannot build one more stool?

Cheers
Michael

[Lignin]

Thanks Ern,:2tsup::2tsup:

"And hence, the derivation of "Top Dog":D:D

( True, but using a pit saw:doh::doh:)

[rsser]

"And hence, the derivation of "Top Dog":D:D

( True, but using a pit saw:doh::doh:)

Thought it was top notch? Cos the guy on the top cut out a notch for the saw to start in.

[Lignin]

Probably both, but what would a bottom notch be for??:oo::oo:

[tea lady]

"You sure we can't read the manual, Sammi?"

[pugwash]

Another Stratocaster copy on the way !