another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[underfoot]

it seems there was a small misunderstanding when the stonemason was asked to carve a 'moniker' on the headstone

[Groggy]

In a twist of fate, Uri the hacker found an actual photo of Medusa online. All the Stonemason had to do for the family was move his office equipment to the cemetery and carve his epitaph into it.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I had a touch-type pillow,
I didn't mind the lumps,
They kept my head out of the drool...
But, sadly, lightning jumps!

(The real reason I grew a beard? To hide the square dings in the side of my face when I woke up in the morning... :p)

[rsser]

In a twist of fate, Uri the hacker found an actual photo of Medusa online. All the Stonemason had to do for the family was move his office equipment to the cemetery and carve his epitaph into it.

Very nice.

Perhaps her head now really only hovers over the disc, ever seeking.


I had a touch-type pillow,
I didn't mind the lumps,
They kept my head out of the drool...
But, sadly, lightning jumps!

Bravo ... bright spark.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

YO! BULLFRIGHT!? Ya there?

In the meantime, on a similar note...

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-128.jpg

[Groggy]

The mens room in the Stock Exchange was flush with success.

[Groggy]

Johnno never really understood why business was slow. He had a lot of enquiries but found it difficult to turn them into customers. It would take a lot of lost opportunities before he realised the teleconference feature had a webcam fitted to it.

[Ellemcbeast]

On his death, Boris was appointed the Internet Service Provider's telephone help desk.
I know I have tried to speak to him....often!!!!!

[Claw Hama]

Sometimes the spam just goes right through you.

[rsser]

The new connection had excellent download speeds.

[tea lady]

No more loosing productivity to those pesky loo breaks. Now all we need to do is get it outside so they don't need smoking breaks either.:D

[fenderbelly]

its just a matter of getting to the seat of the problem

[bullfright]

He strains from 9 to 5 to get the job done.

[AlexS]

Gone are the old days of working it out with a pencil & paper...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

He strains from 9 to 5 to get the job done.

Ahem... This one was just a filler while you get around to adjudicating your one to see who posts the next "official" one... :wink:

Otherwise, I'd give AlexS the win for this one. Gives me an idea to try to stop a certain person from chewing the erasers off my pencils! :~

Mwahahaha!

[AlexS]

OK, here's one to go on with...


..and I'll throw in a greenie for anyone who knows what they are really doing.

[Gra]

Connex's new train finally arrives

[Claw Hama]

Stage 1. Back to the future tests, pre Delorean and pre Flux Capacitor.

[fenderbelly]

Adelaides' new tram is up and running says fix it Pat.

[RETIRED]

A log test?

[bullfright]

Comfortable seating is much more important than speed.

[underfoot]

Bert was determined to find out how long a piece of string was

[AlexS]

A log test?

No, but you're on the right track I think (not quite sure what a log test is).

[Ozkaban]

Today we have ANCAP - Aust New Car Assesment Program. I guess back then they had ANTAP. Oh, and Crash Test Dummies referred to the intelligence of the volunteers...

Cheers,
Dave

[RETIRED]

Used as a standby for logging speed of boats. A loose wound rope with knots was attached to a "log" and thrown over the stern. The amount of knots that went through in a given time was the speed hence the term knots for maritime speed.

They later adopted it for aircraft but it must have been breezy.:D

Better explanation here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_log

[AlexS]

Thanks . In that case, you're very close.

[RETIRED]

Testing speed of the flow?

[fenderbelly]

Australias' new Collins class submarine on it's initial test run.

[AlexS]

You're all round it . It's calibrating the instrument used to measure flow velocity.
The instrument has a fan that rotates at a rate relative to the velocity, and makes a contact that rings a buzzer every 20 revs.
The bloke at the back pushed the trolley at a range of 'constant' speeds. The bloke sitting on the trolley operated a stopwatch. When they reached constant velocity, he slapped a paintbrush on a survey chain parallel to the tracks and started the stopwatch. At the end of the run, he slapped the paint on again and stopped the watch. Each time the buzzer sounded during the run, he noted the time. On the way back, he calculated the velocity from the paint marks, and wiped off the paint.
They did this for a range of speeds up to as fast as the pusher could go, and then produce a calibration table for the meter, velocity v time for 20 revs.

[RETIRED]

Pity the poor pusher.:D

[RETIRED]

And thanks Alex.

[fenderbelly]

OK Alex pick a winner i think Bullfright is off again

[pugwash]

As usual, Olly sits down twiddling his necktie while Stan does all the work.

[AlexS]

Go for it Gra, Conex hit the spot.

[Gra]

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/baby-sleeping-in-a-scooter-compartment.jpg

[Claw Hama]

I wonder if they have twins?

[Lignin]

"I traded it for a pair of leathers":B:B

[tea lady]

Its the only way I can get the b*^$% to sleep.:C

[fenderbelly]

kid napping:)

[bullfright]

Dreaming of left turns..................

[Lignin]

"Biker's Moll" at pre season training???:q:q

[pugwash]

"Heavens Angel"

[rsser]

The second coming.

[Gra]

Its the only way I can get the b*^$% to sleep.:C

I can relate to that one, your turn AM

[tea lady]

I can relate to that one, your turn AM:oo::D

Ok! Hang on a minute.:cool:

[tea lady]

What about this little one?
http://www.aidsvote.org/blogspot_files/bird_dog.jpg

[fenderbelly]

"He's a bird dog"




Forgot what song it was from


Cheers Fred

[Grumpy John]

Must've hatched from a barkers egg.

[bullfright]

Watch out for flying doggy doo.

[AlexS]

I got him cheep 'cause he's a cross-breed.

[Ozkaban]

Looks cute but I bet he flies like a dog...

[pugwash]

"He's a bird dog"




Forgot what song it was from


Cheers Fred

"Bird dog"
The Everly Brothers.

[fenderbelly]

"Bird dog"
The Everly Brothers.


Thank you Clive:2tsup:

[tea lady]

Must've hatched from a barkers egg.

Do I say who won yet? Grumpy's got it.:cool: If I leave it any longer the kiddlies get bored, plus I don't get to use Hubby's 'puter much during the week.:C
:D

[Grumpy John]

Thanks TL, I am leaving to go to work right now. I'll put something up when I get home at ~12:15.

[Grumpy John]

What is this kid thinking?

[fenderbelly]

" Mum it doesn't matter if i hear what your saying, i don't understand what it means "

[Lignin]

NO!! I said, "Walk Mum"!!!!:doh::doh:

[Ozkaban]

Note the blonde hair...

It's saying "Breate In, Breathe Out, breate In...":D

Cheers,
Dave

[pugwash]

"Dad, I wanted the Wiggles. This is Black Sabbath!"

[bullfright]

Spit it out kid or I'll crank up the volume some more.

[Grumpy John]

Gotta give it to Pugwash. It was actually Zeppelin, but he was close enough.

[pugwash]

OK. I'll continue with the kids theme.

[Grumpy John]

Guess who can bench press 5,000 pounds?

[RETIRED]

Hmmm, Cavity in the back molar.

[bullfright]

I wonder what the tooth fairy will give me for these?

[Lignin]

Yo, Tarzan, me Jane!!!:U:U

[Grumpy John]

Phew, chicken breath.

[rsser]

"Never smile at a crocodile"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

SSSH! Be vewy, vewy, quiet... It's Baby-sitter Season!

[tea lady]

We've been practicing this trick for 3 weeks and he's never eate............"

[pugwash]

All very funny captions but just shades it because it just fits the photo so well.
Over to you .


Hmmm, Cavity in the back molar.

[RETIRED]

Bummer, won't get one on until tonight.

[RETIRED]

Hereyago.

[Groggy]

The ultimate 4WD experience...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The new Wrigleys tread pattern: 200% better road-holding ability.

(also comes in Peppermint & Spearmint flavours.)

[rsser]

Kurt, schtop schpeeting ze gum out ze vindow vor guneess sake.

[Lignin]

I told you the contact adhesive was no bloody good!!!!!:o:o

[bullfright]

Advert = Invert.

[pugwash]

"They reckon that a formula one car generates so much downforce it could drive on the ceiling. This aint a formula one car Greta!"

[RETIRED]

Kurt, schtop schpeeting ze gum out ze vindow vor guneess sake.Ern, you have it, mainly for the accent,:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm... something is different there... have the mods been playing? :innocent:

[RETIRED]

yes.

[rsser]

Thanks .

.....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Are you sure that wetting down the top will help remove the cupping?

[Gra]

The new table top PD Racer

[mic-d]

See, I told you you only needed furniture-making skills to build a boat:)


Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Was that a good plane on a table or the table on a good plane?

[tea lady]

So once he delivers the table how does he get home again?:hmm:

[springwater]

A young Salvidor Dali disproving form follows function.

Man who uses table like boat not necessarily have both oars in water.

How's the serenity?

[pugwash]

"I can't remember, did I use waterproof glue or not?"

[bullfright]

Table(d) motion.

[Claw Hama]

The old upsidedown dining boat, I like the sailing version myself.

[rsser]

Pay Skew this time. Ozkaban and bullfright a close second.

[Grumpy John]

While we're waiting for Skew to wake up :rolleyes:.
Have a really really close look.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=101175&stc=1&d=1238572519

[Ozkaban]

Talk about impatient! Only waited 3 days!!!

Hair's looking at you, Kid!

[Claw Hama]

Poor, poor, guy, imagine being born with your ears on backwards.

[Lignin]

I was told that it sent you blind and you grew hair on the palms of your hands!!!:o:o

[rsser]

Believe me, I look better this way.

[rsser]

Or:

The latest defence against Magpie attack.