another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

[Lignin]

Pull the other leg.That's not a real tatt!!:roll::roll:

[rsser]

That's the last time I give him a teething ring.

[Ozkaban]

I'll give you $@%^ maternal instinct!

[pugwash]

Big Jim has lost his exercise weights again and has to improvise.

[Ozkaban]

Clean Up Australia Day at Penrith*


* Insert suitable bogan suburb here...:D

Cheers,
Dave

[Claw Hama]

Mums jus lookin for ha fags! But as swoon as I'm old enuf, I'm gunna wun away and joint Cirque du Soleil.

[fenderbelly]

Its Ozkaban for the "clean up"



Cheers Fred

[Ozkaban]

Righto... Another kiddy one!

<img src="/attachment.php?attachmentid=98340&stc=1&d=1236209404">

[rsser]

Having fun at Luna-tic park.

[Gra]

There is a hole in this Hessian sack....:oo:

[bullfright]

It's all downhill from here.

[underfoot]

I wish dad would stop eatin baked beans

[Gra]

Is that Michael Jackson at the bottom of the slide?

[ss_11000]

look at my hair in that mirror down there!

[Lignin]

If the wind changes, my marriage prospects are out the window!!:oo::oo:

[fenderbelly]

why do i always get the fast lane

[pugwash]

Yes folks, Smurfs really DO exist!

[Ozkaban]

Is that Michael Jackson at the bottom of the slide?


There is a hole in this Hessian sack....:oo:

It's a toss up between these two, but I think Gra can have it... For the Michael Jackson one :D

Cheers,
Dave

[Ozkaban]

Well Gra seems to be away and I'm reading this on my mobile (not sure why...).

Anyone else want to take a turn?

Cheers,
Dave

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Do_Not_Want_That.jpg

[fenderbelly]

There's a woody in there boy, go find him

[pugwash]

"Well lookee here! That escaped prisoner took off so fast he left skidmarks!"

[rsser]

Woof ... could be Pascall's but I think it's Darrell Lea .... woof!

[tea lady]

Don't tell me Briget jones is missing AGAIN! :doh:

[Lignin]

And we all thought Bonds had gone to China!!:((:((

[Gra]

You don't need to bring them any closer, I can smell them from here

[bullfright]

Well boy, if you are not going to participate, I'll just have to put them back on and we'll try again in another week.

[Lignin]

Phwoar!!!!You expect me to SNIFF them!!???:oo::oo:

[Claw Hama]

What??!!..........I can smell him now! I don't need those.

[Ozkaban]

What the heck are you holding them up for? I smelt them as soon as we were out of the car :puke:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Seeing as 'twas a filler 'til Gra turned up and his was the first of that "theme" of answer...

WAKE UP GRA AND POST THE NEXT ONE! :p

[Gra]

Sorry should keep an eye on this more....


Size is a little small, but should get the idea

[Ozkaban]

Yes Mum, I am going for a walk every day...

[fenderbelly]

"hello operator"

hi can you give me a wake up call at 5 oclock

[Oddjob1]

They said it was a ramp!

[rsser]

"That's right, one large Napoletana".

[Claw Hama]

I was guna do dog watch but I couldn't keep my eyes open, so now I'm just on call.

[Ashore]

just a cat nap , the cat'll call me when its time to wake up

[bullfright]

Sorry, can't talk talk now, I'm very busy..........

[fenderbelly]

Take note people this is what you should do when Mumbia calls

[pugwash]

"I was trying to send a text message but my paws are too big for ..the ...buttons.....I think......I'll ......have a ......(Yawn).....sleep now.........

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Introducing the new, improved Nokiatel ZZZ! Now includes Snooze Function!

[fenderbelly]

" I like my new ring tone " How much is that doggy in the window.

[cecil]

I'm sure there used to be a jump here?

[Gra]

Yes Mum, I am going for a walk every day...


your turn Oz, Liked that one

[Ozkaban]

How about this one:

<img src="/attachment.php?attachmentid=98794&stc=1&d=1236648092">

(I hope it hasn't been used before - I forgot where I got it from...)

cheers,
Dave

[bullfright]

Gotta get off home or my name will be mud.

[Gra]

gotta fix that pothole in the driveway sometime

[underfoot]

honey....I'm home....could you get me a tissue

[wheelinround]

At last!!!! I pulled that swamp log out :D those fella's on the WWF are going to be Sooooooooo jealous.

[Gingermick]

Suckers, ha ha ha... waiting there in the traffic like saps, I found the short cut.

[Groggy]

That's right copper, ya needs 4WD to make it through the sewerage farm!

[Grumpy John]

Mud bash!....... I'll show ya mud bash.

[Ellemcbeast]

Don't tell Mum I met those sisters at the pub wrestling competition.

[fenderbelly]

Who are you calling a mud slinger.

[pugwash]

"Damn it!...reversed into the septic tank again!"

[Ozkaban]

That's right copper, ya needs 4WD to make it through the sewerage farm!

That's just so far beyond gross, that I gotta pay it...

Over to you, Groggy!

Cheers,
Dave

[Groggy]

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1153107820.jpg

This happened here in Australia (check the rego) :doh:

[Gra]

the new Ikea flat pack airplane

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

There was this bloke tail-gating, see, so's I thought I'd give 'im a scare and jumped on the brakes...

[Claw Hama]

The new "slinky" plane it goes down steps and around corners.
(tends to whistle a bit at high speed)

[Ellemcbeast]

I told you that Titebond doesn't work at altitude.

[Groggy]

I think Claw Hama takes this one.

For those interested, a pilot did a manual start on his aircraft but had the throttle open. his aircraft taxied into this one, making it look like Chopper Reid had a day out.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

For those interested, a pilot did a manual start on his aircraft but had the throttle open. his aircraft taxied into this one, making it look like Chopper Reid had a day out.

Mythbusters did this one - could even be the same plane, as the "myth" they cited came from Oz.

Their finding? Myth confirmed. And in a spectacular manner! :D A good episode...

[Ozkaban]

Claw??? Wherefore art thou Claw?

[rsser]

While he's resting ...

[Ozkaban]

I like the strong, silent type...

[Groggy]

Entmoot

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

An acorn factory!

[fenderbelly]

" I thought you said it was a twig,feels more like a branch to me "

[wheelinround]

Your Barking up the wrong Tree

[Gra]

"You remember that little old lady that tipped out those funny blue pills yesterday?"

"I think they have had an effect":oo:

[RETIRED]

Keep it clean boys and girls.:wink:

[Gra]

Keep it clean boys and girls.:wink:

You know we like to walk the line there :wink:, we know your watching so we don't step over (Might get close:D:D......)

[Ozkaban]

Keep it clean boys and girls.:wink:

Yup, there were several jokes I was thinking of that didn't make the cut. :rolleyes:

[Ozkaban]

is this one OK?

"Hey, now that's a nice pice of Ash..."

[pugwash]

"It's not exactly a whirlwind romance is it? It's taken you 16 years just to put your arm around me."

[RETIRED]

is this one OK?

"Hey, now that's a nice pice of Ash..."yep.

[Claw Hama]

Oops I'm back

It won't last he's a real sap, he'll just drop his seeds and leaves before you know it.

[mic-d]

is this one OK?

"Hey, now that's a nice pice of Ash..."
:roflmao::roflmao::lcry::lcry: just got it.:doh:
I haven't been very imaginative with captions lately:dunno:

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

Here's the one I missed, have a chop at this.:D

[Grumpy John]

Redrum, redrum.

[Ozkaban]

Anyone going to Villisca (http://www.villiscaiowa.com/)?

[rsser]

A dyslexic aksing for a lift.

[Grumpy John]

A dyslexic aksing for a lift.
Very clever.

[fenderbelly]

The axe man cometh

[RETIRED]

It's not me, really.

[bullfright]

Hoping to get a head.

[Ellemcbeast]

It's the "U-PIck-Em-Up" tree surgeon on his way to work.

[rsser]

It's not me, really.

Nah, that was obvious ... the axe is too small :p

[RETIRED]

Nah, that was obvious ... the axe is too small :p
thassright.

[TTIT]

"Trust me!, I'm not going far."

[Claw Hama]

:fireman:I might be spliting hairs but I think bullfright can have it.

[bullfright]

99195

[Ozkaban]

Nigel never really took the Blue Screen of Death seriously enough...

[rsser]

The last network connection

[bullfright]

:weeping2:
He had a hard drive through life then the reeper took a byte out of him.

[Claw Hama]

The deceased as a child

[fenderbelly]

Reply to Bullfrights' caption.


TV Evangelists never give up you know.

[rsser]

"Can someone navigate to WWforums? I'm sick of Facebook!"