Confusing message

[Allan at Wallan]

I am totally confused.

This morning my wife said,
"The more I think of you the less I think of you".

I wonder what she meant.:rolleyes:

Allan

[bullfright]

Aw just tell her not to think Allan!

[masoth]

Definitely a dangerous statement to reply to, IMO - women are too clever with words for simple blokes.

soth

[joe greiner]

Just a wild guess: She dreams of you losing weight:?

Joe

[Allan at Wallan]

Just a wild guess: She dreams of you losing weight:?

Joe

I prefer not to think of myself as being overweight
... rather, it is "fat going to waste" (waist).:D

Allan

[Ozkaban]

she's probably just thinking along the lines of Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings:

"I know less than half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve..."

cheers,
Dave

[Allan at Wallan]

she's probably just thinking along the lines of Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings:

"I know less than half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve..."

cheers,
Dave

Better repeat that!

I only half got it.:D

Allan

[fenderbelly]

and i only got half of it