RETIRED
7th February 2009, 11:14 AM
Employee Happiness Kit
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no
cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple
priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
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Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
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Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
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Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of
a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
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NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no
cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple
priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
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Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
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Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
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Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of
a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
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