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Breslauer
3rd February 2009, 03:01 AM
Mujibar was trying to get a
Microsoft Call Center job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, .....
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass ityou cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The Manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow,Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister Manager, I am ready'
The Manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, ..........
'The telephone goes green, green,
and I pinkit up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at the
Microsoft Call Center India.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have
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AUSSIE
3rd February 2009, 04:33 AM
I know him.Was speaking to him last week.
Didn't pickup on his name at the time.
But it must have been him:U:U:roflmao2::ohyaaa:

Barry_White
3rd February 2009, 01:55 PM
Well I think he has moved to the Telstra call centre because I get him every time I ring them.

Allan at Wallan
3rd February 2009, 02:49 PM
I reckon I got him twice this morning on Optus Call Centre.
I hung up in disgust the first two times and tried a third time
only to get his sister. Sooooo frustrating.

How do I turn this upside down.:2tsup:

Allan

Ozkaban
4th February 2009, 11:14 AM
like this:

RETIRED
4th February 2009, 12:08 PM
or

Ozkaban
4th February 2009, 12:40 PM
:rolleyes:

AUSSIE
4th February 2009, 12:48 PM
:rolleyes:

How about you tell us how you did it:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Ozkaban
4th February 2009, 12:57 PM
I used a little freebie software package called irfanview (http://www.irfanview.com/). Very light weight and quick, as well as dead useful. Much better than built in windows image viewing/manipulation tools.

I saved the image, rotated it 90 deg, saved it, repeat 4 times. Then rotated 45 deg, saved, then rotated 90deg, etc.

I know, i know. I'm a geek. but at least the govt paid me to do it :D:D:D

Cheers,
Dave

Spanner69
4th February 2009, 02:07 PM
I must get his sister all the time ....