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Allan at Wallan
1st February 2009, 09:59 AM
The Yarra River is the main stream running through
Melbourne and is the subject of many jokes.

I remember wanting to cross over the Yarra
but the river was in flood. It was two kilometres wide
so I got on my horse, rode back to Northcote so I could
get a long run at it.

I raced at breakneck speed, dug in the spurs, and the
horse jumped.

Did I clear the river?

My oath I did. I made it easily and landed in Hobart.

Allan

watson
1st February 2009, 12:29 PM
Go back on your medication Allan :U :U :U

Allan at Wallan
1st February 2009, 10:12 PM
Go back on your medication Allan :U :U :U

Took some medication Noel but it made me a little hoarse.
(Not big enough to jump the Yarra).:D

Allan

watson
1st February 2009, 10:26 PM
:rofl:

Therw's a drovin' story about a bloke that drove 2000 sheep from Finley to Hobart.
When asked how he got them across Bass Strait, he replied....." Oh I didn't go that way"

mic-d
1st February 2009, 10:37 PM
The Yarra River is the main stream running through
Melbourne and is the subject of many jokes.

I remember wanting to cross over the Yarra
but the river was in flood. It was two kilometres wide
so I got on my horse, rode back to Northcote so I could
get a long run at it.

I raced at breakneck speed, dug in the spurs, and the
horse jumped.

Did I clear the river?

My oath I did. I made it easily and landed in Hobart.

Allan

Couldn't you have just walked across it (no not suggesting you are the messiah) but it is mostly soil isn't it.:p

Shrek3
2nd February 2009, 10:21 PM
:doh: