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Woodwould
27th January 2009, 02:48 PM
Introducing the newest nail gun, made by Dewalt. It can drive 16-D nails through a 4 x 2... at 200 metres!

This makes construction a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife to hold the fence timbers in place while you sit back, relax with a cold one, and when she has the board in the right place, just start firing.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with minimum effort and reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapidfire Nail Gun, the wife will not ask you fix or build anything ever again.

95044 95045

Yawally
27th January 2009, 04:12 PM
I bet the recoil would hurt!!! I would get the mother-in-law to hold the palings because if I "accidentally" hit SWMBO who would cook my dinner? :D

Al B
28th January 2009, 09:06 AM
:oo: I wonder how many rounds of nails you can fire before the battery runs down. :minigun:

Woodwould
28th January 2009, 10:16 AM
:oo: I wonder how many rounds of nails you can fire before the battery runs down. :minigun:

I wouldn't think it really matters; once the battery is dead, you could just use the rifle to club the mother-in-law if the nails haven't had the desired effect...er...I mean... I'm not sure, check with the manufacturer. :B

Al B
28th January 2009, 11:36 AM
I wouldn't think it really matters; once the battery is dead, you could just use the rifle to club the mother-in-law if the nails haven't had the desired effect...er...I mean... I'm not sure, check with the manufacturer. :B

:doh: Use the club method, But wouldn't it mean getting off the lawn chair!

Woodwould
28th January 2009, 11:40 AM
I'm alright; I've got an electric wheelchair! :;
(That's Irish for you!)

ScottM
28th January 2009, 01:19 PM
I'd suggest filling the last couple rounds of the magazine with microharpoons, and the cold beer will come to you via the MIL.

Al B
28th January 2009, 01:45 PM
:rotfl: