another need a caption, reply, question

[mic-d]

Cheers
Michael

Picture added by .

[underfoot]

"mum said I was too old for my butterfly collection"

[rrich]

College dorm trophy case?

[Cliff Rogers]

"Just toss the empties under the table."

[flynnsart]

Clamp-down on see-thru underwear.

Donna

[tea lady]

No ironing necessary.

[Woodwould]

Picture added by .

From his personal collection?

[Woodwould]

While laying-up the exquisite 'crotch' veneer, the clamps prevent the panel from 'cupping'.

[tea lady]

Where are the WIP photos?:((:rolleyes:

[mic-d]

This has been a good laugh for me, I'm impressed by all the humourous replies and I think we should make this a tag thread! But who to pick:?:?
Underfoot I like your reply, rrich a bit predictable (cos that is all I could think of:doh::D), Cliff... rat's ring! Donna, photo finish with WW. Tea Lady, I'm shocked, shocked do you hear! Such a smutty post.:D:D

So the winner must be Tea Lady! Would you mind posting another photo and then pass it on?

Cheers
Michael

[Gra]

Where are the WIP photos?:((:rolleyes:

:brava:brava:brava:brava

[tea lady]

Tea Lady, I'm shocked, shocked do you hear! Such a smutty post.:D:D

So the winner must be Tea Lady! Would you mind posting another photo and then pass it on?

Cheers
Michael

:doh: Now I gotta find a pic.

Back soon.:D

[tea lady]

http://sportzfun.com/.../baseball/baseball_statue.jpg

Just trying to get the image of a web site. :C So how do I do it?:doh: (Its a really funny one. You should see it.:rolleyes:)

[mic-d]

http://sportzfun.com/.../baseball/baseball_statue.jpg

Just trying to get the image of a web site. :C So how do I do it?:doh: (Its a really funny one. You should see it.:rolleyes:)

Is it an ugly campaign chair?:p

Don't know how to put up a photo, might be under manage attachments - upload from url?

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

http://sportzfun.com/.../baseball/baseball_statue.jpg

Just trying to get the image of a web site. :C So how do I do it?:doh: (Its a really funny one. You should see it.:rolleyes:)

Copy the picture's URL and then click the little yellow picture button on the toolbar in the posting window and enter the URL there.

[tea lady]

http://www.foundshit.com/tag/baseball/

Is it there?:C Tis now. Added by .

[tea lady]

Thanks . :cool:

Now if she'd just hold still.........

[wheelinround]

What sound does American White Ash make when it hits African/American Ebony

[Groggy]

This is a no cell phone area, and we mean it!

[Bob38S]

Aaah the Delltones are alive and well.

"Come a little bit closer.................................."

[mic-d]

:think:hmmm, do I really want to get to third base with this pitch?

or

"see you soon darl, I'm just about on the home run"

Cheers
Michael

[fenderbelly]

touch me with that and i'll wup your white a$$

[tea lady]

This is a no cell phone area, and we mean it!

Do I judge yet? Do I judge yet? :yippee:

I reckon Groggy's funniest so far.:cool: I've just joined the legions of mobile phone useres so will soon be annoying as well.:rolleyes:


Your turn Groggy.:D Find a pic.:p

[Groggy]

Something woody-ish

[wheelinround]

Flintstone and Rubble off to the woodies club meet

[Cliff Rogers]

Tiiiimmmmmmbbbbbbeeeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Plankenstien rides again.

[wheelinround]

After watching New Yankee Workshop Munruben and Allan take their first test ride :D

[Mollywood]

Breezy Rider.

Merry Christmas everyone.

[tea lady]

After testing their new bikes Fred and Barny decide that even thought the tyres never go flat, the splinters were too much to bare.

Acshully, I want one. Where are the WIP photos.:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The new, improved Indian motorcycle for the ecologically minded: 2 saw-horse power, reduced exhaust emissions, minimal carbon footprint. :rolleyes:

[underfoot]

due to increasing insurance premiums ,aquadhere have now outsourced their adhesive testing division to Guatemala

[Papa]

I'm a little late here, this is for the first picture...


YouTube - To all the girls

[mic-d]

working on some more dye for our garments.

Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

Plankenstein rides again gets it narrowly from Breezy rider - you're up Cliff (and nothing from a weaselly website if'n you know whats I mean :wink: )

[Allan at Wallan]

After watching New Yankee Workshop Munruben and Allan take their first test ride :D

John and I have joined the Bandidos but after riding on
these bikes we both need Bandaids.

Allan

[tea lady]

John and I have joined the Bandidos but after riding on
these bikes we both need Bandaids.

Allan

:D Good one allan. May be you should throw away the joke book and write your own.:D:run:

[Cliff Rogers]

Back again.... power was out for nearly 6 hours today, what did I miss? :?

I'll find a photo... back shortly. :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

Here you go....
BTW: The wheels were NOT removed by photoshopping....
it is already lower than it would be if the wheels were down.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92090&stc=1&d=1229945331

[Gra]

the air-force trailing the new thin wall tires

[Gra]

CO's hut straight ahead, ready with the rockets... This will teach him to cancel out leave pass

[Gra]

The trials of the new hoverjet are going well

[tea lady]

But how come she still can't parallel park?:?

[RETIRED]

Oops forgot about them.

[Groggy]

Navigator "So the CO wouldn't sign your discharge request?"

Pilot "No, but I think I can change his mind about that...."

[mic-d]

Did you set the terrain-following radar to sports mode?

Cheers
Michael

[AlexS]

I know the instruments are normally pretty reliable, but do you really think we're at 40,000 feet?

[NCArcher]

Hey Captain, the people down there look like ants from here.

[wheelinround]

My belly itches and I need to scratch it

[Ozkaban]

There's that little snot with the laser pointer! Fire!

[wheelinround]

http://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10395/giraffe-up-a-tree.jpg

[wheelinround]

Re F111

Pig's can fly

can be used with 5th letter of the alphabet "DUCK! LOW BRIDGE AHEAD!<o>"

</o>New improved – F111 – now with invisible landing gear<o></o>


Sorry boss, I don’t think I can get this thing any lower without scraping on speed humps

<o></o>

[pugwash]

Aeroplane picture.....

Captain, Isn't the WHOLE plane supposed to be in stealth mode?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I wish they'd make the letters on signposts bigger!

[Gra]

were are you Alex

(Madagascar joke)

[Cliff Rogers]

Did you set the terrain-following radar to sports mode?...

Michael wins... :2tsup:

I like the idea of a 'sports' mode TFR. :D

Your turn Mic.

[Groggy]

I like the idea of a 'sports' mode TFR. :DIt exists Cliff. "Soft" or "hard" ride is optional.

[Cliff Rogers]

It exists Cliff. "Soft" or "hard" ride is optional.

Yup I know... I've heard the story of it jumping over fences but I bet it doesn't go as low as the pic. :D

[mic-d]

here you go

[Groggy]

Gordon AwwmegodIcantleggothewire 1983 - 2008. To his workmates at the Lighting and Power Corp, he is fondly remembered as 'Flash Gordon'.

[fenderbelly]

man am i WIRED

[wheelinround]

Just checking the tension of the flying fox cables India's newest transport system

[The Bleeder]

Bugger...where's my parachute

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Hello, Sir? I represent India's Latest Mobile Phone Co. and I would like to make you an offer..."

[Cliff Rogers]

"Hello? This is Nigel from Telstra in Melbin, how are you today sir?"

[mic-d]

"Hello, Sir? I represent India's Latest Mobile Phone Co. and I would like to make you an offer..."


Righto Skew over to you. nice one btw.:D:2tsup:

Cheers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm... this one strikes me as appropriate for this time of year...

[wheelinround]

On the first day back at work Centrelink were inundated by seasonal Santa's all wanting 12 months on benefits.

[Groggy]

Tattslotto erred in announcing the sole winning ticket had "Santa" written on it.

[mic-d]

...Are there any women here...?

no no, ahem, cough cough, NO NO

Cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

The annual call for a Santa at the playboy mansion has again received a good response

[pugwash]

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[funkychicken]

So that's how he gets to all the houses in one night!

[Kev Y.]

Where's Wally????

there he is

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Wheelinround? Looks like you're up!

Sorry about the delay, folks. :-

[wheelinround]

:doh:

ok gonna have to go find one

[wheelinround]

http://beachultimate.org/blog/croc.jpg

[mic-d]

"Well Pat, it looks like the North Queenslanders still need to get their outfield calling sorted out, and it looks like a very poor choice of substitute fielder there."
"Yes Jerry, I think we'll see the staple gun for this one"

Cheers
Michael

[Cliff Rogers]

After much deliberation the 3rd umpire finally gave it out.

[Ozkaban]

"I caught it first - my hand is still on the frisbee..."

[AlexS]

"Yis Richie, he put thet one right down the fielder's throat."

[The Bleeder]

I called 'mine' first

[wheelinround]

Mic-d over to you :2tsup:

[mic-d]

Oh bugger, Ok, hang on...

:think:

[mic-d]

http://www.fishingfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/orangutan-spear-fishing.jpg

[wheelinround]

Wild Dingo's gone Ape and has decided fishin's the life

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

In prehistoric times, the australopithecene tinkerer - Zed the first - invents the first drinking straw.

[Cliff Rogers]

"I think this is about where that frisbee landed but after what happened to that last bloke, I am NOT going in to get."

[AlexS]

Being a hydrographer's so easy a monkey could do it.

[Ozkaban]

What the?!? Another $%@$#% boot!

[mic-d]

good one Alex, very self effacing. Over to you.:D

Cheers
Michael

[AlexS]

Try this one

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

If you think the cost-cutting n the Tour De France is bad, wait until you see this years Dakar Rally!

[underfoot]

Due to the success of the "one child" policy, Chinese authorities have implemented new regulations to decrease traffic congestion.

[mic-d]

The Nagoya Samurai's pedal away to plot their revenge after being laughed out of the 7th International Bikies Conference.

Cheers
Michael

[Cliff Rogers]

Where are you clowns going?

[wheelinround]

Uni students today are taking the future to a new era Unicycle.

This is re-cycling old push bike frames, good for the environment half the steel, half the tyres, half the pollution .

Gone will be the days of taking your girlfriend for a ride on the cross bar.

[AlexS]

I reckon Skew's got it. Away you go Skew.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm...

92830


(can you guess who just upgraded his 'puta and lost all 2.5Tb of storage? :sigh:)

[pugwash]

Bugger! The tunnel was supposed to come up in the ice cream shop.!