another need a caption, reply, question

[bullfright]

Just slide into the left lane and take the next exit.

[Ozkaban]

ahh, that's just the Special State School for Surplus Students

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Tour Guide: ..."and this section of the battlements was constructed just before the castle's demise by Harald the Tight in 1706. Notice the lack of crenellations, meutrieres, machicolations and... well... general lack."


(Before anyone asks: Google is your friend. :p)

[petersemple]

The bus has been running late all year so we came up with this nifty way to speed things up

Peter

[pugwash]

"No, Mrs Jones. We don't actually expel unruly pupils."

[mic-d]

Why humpty dumpty had a great fall.

Cheers
Michael

[fenderbelly]

I just said "go play in the traffic "

[Lignin]

"But, Mrs Jones, we DO propel the unruly ones.:2tsup::2tsup:
Reduces staff stress, we find!!:oo::oo:

[Gingermick]

This device, created for toddlercide, provided great joy and a little pride to Mr Dahmer

but my quote didn't form part of my post thus had to enter more

[Gra]

"But, Mrs Jones, we DO propel the unruly ones.:2tsup::2tsup:
Reduces staff stress, we find!!:oo::oo:

Your good at this Lignin...... Special mention to Skew for the most obscure...

either one post a new one

[RETIRED]

Picture on Lignins behalf.

[RETIRED]

Sorry about being a pdf.

[Gra]

Here

[Claw Hama]

And don't forget!! I want the white shirts and my underpants ironed or you'll loose the use of the company vehicle!
:bns:

[Gra]

1. Latest donations of clothing to the bushfire appeal arrive

2. Eddie Mcguire (replace with overpaid idiot of choice) taking home is salary.

3. bonus day at bank of china

[Gra]

A Zimbabwean dropping down the street for a loaf of bread

[RETIRED]

Here robboThanks Gra.

[fenderbelly]

recycled pet bottles from parliament house.

[Gra]

Chinas attempt to build its own Goodyear blimp for the Olympics was never mentioned again

[Lignin]

Dysentery Doctor doing house calls:doh::doh:

[pugwash]

"Bloody kids have nicked my green wheelie bin again!"

[Ozkaban]

Just Wheelinaround getting some exercise by picking up this months supply of medication :D

[bullfright]

My other vehicle is a road train.

[Lignin]

My turn to choose????:o:o
OK, go for ir Oz!!:2tsup:


(Thanks for picci, ):U

[Gra]

Chinese B Double

[Ozkaban]

Here's one that's almost related to woodworking...

<img src="/attachment.php?attachmentid=96367&stc=1&d=1234486459">

Cheers,
Dave

[DavidG]

AAMI you wont believe this but...........

[RETIRED]

The log was no problem but the crotch timber, well.......

[rsser]

'Lucky I wasn't driving'

[fenderbelly]

I was driving along and this tree just jumped at me.


Cheers Fred

[Claw Hama]

When I bought this truck they telld me it was a Hi Lux. If I node it wasn't I would have cut the wood into smaller bits to put it in the truck.

[Gra]

Now drop that second one right here, I dare you

[Lignin]

OK, so I ordered a ute load, but THIS is rediculous!!:doh::doh:

[bullfright]

If you didn't want me to park here you should have just said something.........

[pugwash]

"Looks like we've overdone it with the pen blanks!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You sure you don't want me to cut this bit too? I'll be really careful not to scratch the duco.

[Ozkaban]

When I bought this truck they telld me it was a Hi Lux. If I node it wasn't I would have cut the wood into smaller bits to put it in the truck.

Nice one!

Over to you, Claw...

Cheers,
Dave

[Claw Hama]

Hi guys (low and deep curtsy) I'll see what I can dig up.

[Claw Hama]

:UOk go nuts!

[Groggy]

Of all the mornings to be late for work, now I have to wait for this thing to cross the road!

[Ozkaban]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle
and here is my big friggin diggy wheel of death....

[bullfright]

Look what the missus bought me for Valentines Day!

[rsser]

Please ring Telstra before digging

[Lignin]

Dado cutting on a grand scale.:U:U

[fenderbelly]

semaphore fpr space ships

[pugwash]

Wide load ahead!

[GEEHARD]

honey i just can't reverse park this new car.

[Claw Hama]

Oz, I think I will have to hand it back to you.:doh:

[Ozkaban]

ok, nothing to do with woodworking this time...

Oh, and this isn't my cat...

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=96452&stc=1&d=1234586591

[Claw Hama]

Ahh Oz, this is very obviously a Manchurion Lime Headed Sower:~ Puss.
You can tell buy the downward angle of the whiskers.:roll:

[Grumpy John]

Couldn't find any aluminium foil, but this should stop the buggers reading my thoughts.

[wheelinround]

I'll have a short back and sides I said not a Lime n Bitter sour puss

[bullfright]

With the right head protection, I can have 18 lives............

[Lignin]

Marmalade cat be buggered!!!!:doh::doh:

[fenderbelly]

i'm just a Manchurian moggy in winter

[tea lady]

I don't think green is really my colour.:((

[pugwash]

....and I've got this motorbike I made out of a pumpkin......

[Ozkaban]

With the right head protection, I can have 18 lives............

Our new member from Canada can have a crack at it... Over to you, bullfright.

Cheers,
Dave

[Gra]

looks like our Canadian friend is asleep, so here is one for the meantime

http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/07/16/giantduck1.jpg

Thanks for the link Col:2tsup:

[bullfright]

Just when the duck hunting season closed...................

Sorry Dave, I had my nap so lets let this one run for a while and I will try to put up a new one before I go to bed.

[Ozkaban]

no probs bullfright.

"The Navy comes up with a modern nautical version of the Tojan Horse, with mixed results"

Cheers,
Dave

[Claw Hama]

I have to go into dry dock, its's very painful, my squeeker is blocked!:-

[mic-d]

what happens when imperial plans are converted to metric.

Cheers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

During testing it readily became apparent that the Navy's new Stealth Cruiser wasn't quite as inconspicuous as originally hoped...

[Groggy]

A new cruise line has made a play for the animal lovers dollar, initial reports say it is overrated and not what it is quacked up to be.

[wheelinround]

Green Peace has decided to go the way of the Troy idea in its relentless pursuit of Japanese Whaling ships.

It also hide them from further attack by the French

[tea lady]

They might be able to shoot whales, but they will never bring themselves to shoot my rubber duckie.:cool:

[bullfright]

96664

Hello Ma, I think I wet my pants!

[fenderbelly]

"Hello is that the weather bureau" "you got it wrong again"

[Ozkaban]

"Hello? Is this the coast Guard? I'm trapped in a flood and need help getting out."

"No problems sir, we'll send our latest rescue boat in to get you. You wont miss it sir, it looks like a large, yellow rubber duckie..."

cheers,
Dave

[Gra]

Organising the Queensland Forum get together

[Ozkaban]

Organising the Queensland Forum get together
:clap:

[Grumpy John]

:clap:

Yes, very clever.

[rsser]

Someone from northern NSW asking if he can come too.

[mic-d]

I have to go dear... no really...Yes well I do try and see it from your point of view. Well you should try standing in my shoes... although it wouldn't make any difference, you can talk underwater... Nothing dear...

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Hello NRMA/RACQ? My car isn't working.

What Seems to be the problem?

I'm pretty sure it's water in the carburettor...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hello? Vic Government? We have your water. If you ever want to see it again leave $5million in used, unmarked bills in...

[Groggy]

Hello dear, you didn't chain up the dog before you left home this morning did you?

[Claw Hama]

Ohh operator, I would like to be making a trunks call please. Yes, Yes, I am most definatly in my trunks. :rain2:

[tea lady]

Hello? Is that the Lake Torrens weir? I think I've found your water.

[mic-d]

In my best London Bobby accent.

Righto, righto, what's going on here then? Not much eh? OK, move along, move along...:)
(that's not a caption)
(Can you tell it's a rain day here in Brissie?)

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

hmmm, we're waiting on the outcome of two simultaneous ones too! Where are you, fellas?

Cheers,
Dave

[Gra]

I have to go into dry dock, its's very painful, my squeeker is blocked!:-


what happens when imperial plans are converted to metric.

Cheers
Michael

Sorry assumed you had moved on. I liked the two above, but will give it to Claw Hama cause there aint nothing worse than a blocked squeaker:o

[Claw Hama]

Ok, fasten your seatbelts here is the next one.:?

[DavidG]

Ok, now to change the oil.

[Ozkaban]

[best Mrs Kerrigan voice - yanks wont understand, and I wont explain :D] Daaarl, can you move the commodore so I can get to the camira and then take the Gemini?

No worries Luv.

[Claw Hama]

Thats ok it's over my head too, must be for those people who watch TV I guess.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Are ya sure this is how ya s'posed to change the diff?

[Lignin]

Well THAT should hold the wall up!!!:o:o

[rsser]

'Coulda sworn the garage door was open'.

[Gra]

I told ya that reverse gear was so low it could climb walls

[pugwash]

So THATS what they mean by angle parking!

[pugwash]

That bloody wife of mine drives me up the wall.

[bullfright]

Well, they told me that I could park anywhere.

[Ashore]

well she said your've had a couple of beers so i'll park if for you

[Ozkaban]

Thats ok it's over my head too, must be for those people who watch TV I guess.

hmmph. it's from the movie called The Castle :D

[Ozkaban]

Billy-Bob's last words were "Hey Y'all, watch this!"

[fenderbelly]

Driving in the wrong lane gets you into all sorts of trouble.


Cheers Fred

[mic-d]

Hello TomTom? I found a bug in your GPS.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Hello TomTom? I found a bug in your GPS.

I'm sorry sir, but GPS are not designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...