another need a caption, reply, question

[Lignin]

Thanks , I'll have a look, but then, where do I get the pitchas??:BI've got a really great one of a bruise on my belly from a stray flitch from my table saw.:-:-

Caption time.........

Does the teat give you wind too, Dad??:oo::oo:

[Ozkaban]

hehehe. Wait til dad works out I switched the drinks:D

or


Aspirations

it's always nice to have a goal in life

[fenderbelly]

these alcopops are good, even tastes like milk.


Cheers Fred

[Gra]

1. skull, skull, skull

2. the funny thing is they both fall asleep five minutes after finishing the bottle

[tea lady]

Just a bit more practice Dad, and you'll have it juuuuuuuuust right.:cool:

[mic-d]

Yer son, still sucking a bottle, I'll be back in nappies before I know it too.:C

Cheers
Michael

[Gra]

3. Bet I burp before you do dad.......

[tea lady]

A little more practice Dad, and you'll have it juuuuuust right.

[wheelinround]

Yeh I can lay here and empty out while you have to go check the tree down the back see if it needs watering

[rotten_66]

Aaaaaaah mothers milk.

[Lignin]

Jeez,Dad, I know where mine came from, but are you REALLY "On the Pi55"??:o

[DJ’s Timber]

Sorry, not clever enough to send piccies.Just enjoy the banter!!
Somebody else have a go, PLEASE!!!:2tsup::2tsup:

Here you go, a step by step guide on how to attach Pictures :2tsup:

Posting Pictures to Your Post (http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=78760)

[RETIRED]

these alcopops are good, even tastes like milk.


Cheers FredYour it.

[fenderbelly]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/trouserdropper.jpg

Just realised you have two subject to comment on

Cheers Fred

[Ozkaban]

"do you guys have a new nappy? This ones a little full of #@$!"

Cheers,
Dave

[Woodwould]

"Hello Mum...yes, we've arrived on Earth...no, we're in London at the moment... it's 1:15 here... yeeessss Mummm, we've just had some lunch. Listen Mum, it's 8:15 on Orjub, so I'll let you get on with your breakfast and we're kinda busy checking in right now... no, nobody here suspects a thing. By-eee".

[Lignin]

"Hello, hello....Style police??
I'm about to make a citizens' arrest !!":((:((

[wheelinround]

Yes thats right while I like to show off my ass with tight fitting cloths poor Burney hasn't got one to hang his pants on thatswhy we have come to London to see the plastic surgeon and have half of mine stuck on his Mum.

[Gra]

Your wearing your foilie on the wrong end......

[mic-d]

An unknown rapper arrives at the hotel with his liposculpture donor, a famous tennis player.

(scary thing is, I could almost see that as a real story in a trashy women's mag:roll:)
Cheers
Michael

[fenderbelly]

Ozkaban, your up mate.



Cheers Fred

[Ozkaban]

ooops. not watching. Piccy to follow in a moment...

Cheers,
Dave

[Ozkaban]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95677&stc=1&d=1233780493

[RETIRED]

Gee, I was lucky to get this parking spot.

[mic-d]

If I wave my hand I should be fine to just squeeze in in front of this fella. Yep plenty of room.

Cheers
Michael

[Lignin]

Bloody smokers!!!:C:C

[Lignin]

Richard Hammond rides again!!!:o:o

[wheelinround]

At Least I'll get 2nd place and save on fuel :D

[fenderbelly]

Bu@@a i thought the demolition derby was the next race on the card.



Cheers Fred

[Grumpy John]

Hey, you in front, get off the mobile phone!

[Ozkaban]

Richard Hammond rides again!!!:o:o

I'm a Top Gear nut, so I'll have to pay this one, so over to you Ligni!

Mind you, Richard Hammond did drive a F1 car in some episode recently and didn't have the guts to go quick enough for the aerodynamics to work... Pretty funny to watch!!!

Cheers,
Dave

[Bob38S]

I'm a Top Gear nut, so I'll have to pay this one, so over to you Ligni!

Mind you, Richard Hammond did drive a F1 car in some episode recently and didn't have the guts to go quick enough for the aerodynamics to work... Pretty funny to watch!!!

Cheers,
Dave

Very funny to watch but I'm not sure it was no guts - perhaps he has more smarts than some of the others.

It actually amazes me when they hammer the cars on their track, slides etc that they don't wear helmets. When I first started riding motor bikes we always wore good helmets - the most expensive we could buy - the guiding principle was "If you have a $10 head then a $10 helmet would do.

Am enjoying all of the clever comment and pix - keep them coming.

[Ozkaban]

Very funny to watch but I'm not sure it was no guts - perhaps he has more smarts than some of the others.

To me, that's what having guts is: "Smart people would have stopped doing this by now, but I'm having fun" :D

Not saying I'd do any better - I reckon it would be in the wall at Mark-5 the instant I touched the throttle:o

cheers,
Dave

[Lignin]

Sorry, still haven't mastered Picci Posting.:no::no:
HEEEEEELP somebody.Put one up for me please:U:U

It's nice to win, but it's more fun to just take part!:U:U

[mic-d]

Here you go. Lignin, you have to choose the winner:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bed-pan be blowed... I'm installing me some REAL plumbin'!

[fenderbelly]

C'mon Wheelin get back into bed before the nurse comes.

[Lignin]

Thanks, Mic-d.:U
Rude always works with me, but take care 'cos might be watching.:((

[wheelinround]

C'mon Wheelin get back into bed before the nurse comes.

:rotfl: FB you don't know how close that is the bed I had every wardsman cursed it it wouldn't move.

[wheelinround]

Yep room for a V8 6 slot box and 9"diff just remove the leveling device and jobs done.:2tsup:

[Ozkaban]

The NSW Department of Health introduces it's new "Patient Maintenance Scheme". Early press reports indicate it wasn't quite the type of patient maintenance expected...

Cheers,
Dave

[actually hope the dept of helth don't see this - it might give them ideas on how to remove the last of the funding from the hospitals in liberal areas:no:]

[wheelinround]

Bloody Gov records showed I had mechanical back ground :doh: With all the Gov cut backs they worked it so to help pay for my hospital stay I had to service the beds. :roll:

[pugwash]

"What are you doing?"
"Trying to turn up the volume on the call button".

[rotten_66]

Damn it's a flat and I only have a philips...

[Gra]

What are you doing?

Trying to find that scope:oo:

[Gra]

Patient on the bed - "Dude, you might need to tighten those nuts"

[Woodwould]

"What you doing under there Barry?"

"The last time I was in here they brought me a bed pan every day for a week, but I just couldn't manage it. I'm not going through that agony again, so I'm making a trap door now before they take me down to theatre".

[Lignin]

I can't separate Fender and Gra (#646)
Go for it,boys!!

[fenderbelly]

Its yours Gra


Cheers Fred

[fenderbelly]

looks like Gras' in the shed so here we go.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/decoy.jpg


Cheers Fred

[Lignin]

Gawd, if he falls for that, what the hell is he doing carrying ba rifle!!???:o:o

[Lignin]

OOPS---Shotgun:p:p

[Gra]

Its duck season, no human season, duck season..........


(Sorry guys went out for dinner, FIL's birthday)

[mic-d]

Here's a bit more lead for your pencil, sucker!

Cheers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

And you say we have silly mating calls...?

[Gra]

Well if the cows can do it so can we



(for an explanation of this see YouTube - Cows with guns)

[pugwash]

"THIS is why it's called birdshot!"

[Ozkaban]

Pull!

[fenderbelly]

Ok mic-d its yours.


Cheers Fred

[mic-d]

one moment please:-

Cheers
Michael

[Ashore]

so would that would be your left or his right ........ah just fork it

[mic-d]

one of you fellas down there pass up the angle grinder, now we just need to cut a beam or two on the roof to make it fit.

CHeers
Michael

[Gra]

Cant quite reach, have we got another forklift around here somewhere?

[DJ’s Timber]

Put another 10psi in the tires and we'll get it on

[Ozkaban]

There is nothing like a crown for picking it up and...
dropping it 2 stories...

(and, yes - I know they're toyotas, but that didn't go with the sloagan :D)

[rotten_66]

All this effort for the super-percolator for the OH&S meeting

[fenderbelly]

"Don't you guys know your etiquette"

"The big fork first then the small one"



Cheers Fred

[wheelinround]

"This is how I was taught at the Aussie University to do it honest"

[mic-d]

going once... do I hear any more ladies and gentlemen?

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

All I said was "Has anyone got the time?"

[mic-d]

DJ, over to you!

Cheers
Michael

[DJ’s Timber]

OK, I'll see if I can rustle up something

[DJ’s Timber]

Here we go

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The Action-man bidet!

[Claw Hama]

The nice guys on the beach, who lent me the surf board, said, to make sure I had a big wave for the camera. :?

[mic-d]

pucker up!

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Oh! I hate getting water in my eyes.

(Hi! I'm back. On borrowed computer. I think the other one has a virus. But its a Mac and everything.:rolleyes: )

[fenderbelly]

"Behind you, behind you"

[RETIRED]

Bummer!

[Lignin]

The Inertia Reel???:doh::doh:

[pugwash]

I call this one "Hanging twenty!"

[Ozkaban]

Patrick Swayze meets Ronald McDonald

[DJ’s Timber]

The Action-man bidet!


pucker up!

Cheers
Michael

Had to flip the coin and Skew won the toss, so over to you Skew :2tsup:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Try dis 'un...

[Woodwould]

"Um... Dad... can you hear a cello?"

[Grumpy John]

Suckers

[rotten_66]

eeny meeny minny mo pick a diver down they go

[Ozkaban]

eeny meeny minny mo pick a diver down they go

oh man! i've been struggling to come up with one and then I read this!

Nice one :2tsup:

Cheers,
Dave

[Gra]

30 Seconds later, the shark discovered that humans also output ink like a squid, when scared. It is just brown and smelly......


or

Shark to itself: Remember, don't eat the round tubes on their backs, they make you fart

[fenderbelly]

Shark Bait

[Ozkaban]

It's OK, I switched her shark repellant for fish oil!

[Claw Hama]

Shark: I love da part where dey turn around!

[AlexS]

You're more likely to be hit crossing the road than.....

[Lignin]

Look out!!!
There's a lawyer behind you!!!:roll::roll:

[mic-d]

That's not a smile, this is a smile...

Cheers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I'll pass it to Gra for coming up with the most... "out of the blue." :D

(Lignin is really gonna have to work out how to post pix, though. :rolleyes:)

[Lignin]

Skew,
My efforts with this infernal machine are not unlike yours with THAT chisel.:no:
All looks well until........DAMN(or, in my case, worse profanity):o
I am a founder member of the Australian Chapter of Luddites.:roll:
Thanks for compliment, though.:)

[bullfright]

Keep movement to a minimum so that we don't attract any sha........................

[RETIRED]

Lignin, email the pic to me and I will put it up for you.

[Gra]

Sorry been playing Mr Mom, didnt notice I needed to post a new one...

Try this....