another need a caption, reply, question

[underfoot]

A young Batman continues his training under Mr Miyagi, wax on, wax off.
he he,:2tsup: you got it Groggy, over to you

[Groggy]

http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg

[Gra]

for our next trip I will get him to stand on one leg and juggle a ball

[Gra]

2.. Ok I somersault, land on that colourful guy and maybe he will stop waving the stupid flag at me


3.. All the other bulls laughed when toro went to karate training who is laughing now

[mic-d]

Bugger, I thought he was closer!

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Stop it Cedric. I thought you agreed not to do this anymore. It distracts the people from my glorious physique and attire.

[Gra]

From SHMBO: See I can do hornstands

[Woodwould]

Breakdancing bulls now play an important part in the pre-fight entertainment.

"OK Ferdinand... when you're quite ready, do you think we could get on with the tauromachy ?"

[Claw Hama]

You can't believe that photo! I think it's just a tall tale. Or is that why they call it stake.

[Lignin]

Ooooh, my head hurts:o

[pugwash]

Michael Jackson teaching his new pet bull "Fluffy" some dance moves.

[Groggy]

Michael Jackson teaching his new pet bull "Fluffy" some dance moves.Have a go Pugwash!

[Ozkaban]

A bit late, I know, but these ideas don't come along very often :rolleyes:

Hey diddle diddle
the matador's little
the bull fell over his head
the matador laughed
to see such fun
but now the Matador's dead...

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

A bit late, I know, but these ideas don't come along very often :rolleyes:

Hey diddle diddle
the matador's little
the bull fell over his head
the matador laughed
to see such fun
but now the Matador's dead...

Cheers,
Dave

Compose that in the night did you?:D

Acshully not bad. :rofl:

[Gra]

That limeric deserves a greenie for effort

[Ozkaban]

I have 2 and 4 y.o. daughters... making up silly words to songs is what they do best!!! I just try and pick up some pointers along the way :D

Cheers,
dave

[Lignin]

A matador, name of Fred,

Tipped a big bull on its head.
Said "What a jape,
Just the flick of my cape
Of that horrible, bloodthirsty red".:U:U

For your kiddies:2tsup:

[Gra]

:brava::brava::brava::brava::brava:

[Ozkaban]

A matador, name of Fred,

Tipped a big bull on its head.
Said "What a jape,
Just the flick of my cape
Of that horrible, bloodthirsty red".:U:U

For your kiddies:2tsup:

ye gods, what have I started :doh:

Nice one though Lignin!!!

cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

I have 2 and 4 y.o. daughters... making up silly words to songs is what they do best!!! I just try and pick up some pointers along the way :D

Cheers,
dave
Its amazing how useless talents come into their own when you have kids.:D My hubby's really good at making up really annoying songs. :doh: (That's what you get when you marry a composer. "Beautiful" music ALL DAY. :C:D )

[Lignin]

A very proud daddy named Oz
Wrote silly ditties B coz
Of two little girls
As pretty as pearls,
Or that's what we thought they was!!:U:U:U

[Ozkaban]

A very proud daddy named Oz
Wrote silly ditties B coz
Of two little girls
As pretty as pearls,
Or that's what we thought they was!!:U:U:U


Of course they're pretty as pearls - they don't look anything like me!

Here's a photo we submitted to an Australia Day comp with local Syd newspapers:
http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/gallery/2009/01/12/84a3de15ed9ec3ff276c0edd668b2941_resized.jpg

[edit: and no, there's no need to captin this one!!!]

Cheers,
Dave

[Lignin]

What a pair of little crackers.:U:U Now "we KNOW they was"!!
Jim (Impatiently waiting for Grandkids):(:(

[mic-d]

Has Pugwash capsized?:?

Cheers
Michael

[Gra]

looks like it,

Heres one from my collection to get keep us going

http://au.geocities.com/graham_paige610/Images/610_Tourer_as_found_1.jpg

[Calm]

Hey Mabel "are you ready yet"

[Gra]

Our usual here is

"Look what we found"

[Ozkaban]

Daaaarl, Were you smoking in th' car agin?

[RETIRED]

Ya huh Waddya reckon Billy Bob, go for a burn or are we too late?

[mic-d]

Thought bubble: OOOoo, mmmm, thideburnth, I do tho luv hith thideburnth.

Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

"I reckon it's no good for driving any more, let's sell it to Gra" :D

[Cliff Rogers]

The Dukes of Hazard. :D

[Gra]

"I reckon it's no good for driving any more, let's sell it to Gra" :D

You win..

Go for it groggy

[tea lady]

Say Fred. Is this what they refer to as automatic air conditioning?

[Groggy]

http://www.coolmyspacegraphics.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny.jpg

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Soy bread? Soy bread? I'll give YOU soy bread! :~

[tea lady]

After that feeding pigeons laxatives was made a crime.:C

[Gra]

A Picture of the Young Alfred Hitchcock.

[Groggy]

After that feeding pigeons laxatives was made a crime.:Chave a go TL.

[tea lady]

:D
http://myfunnypics.org/d/328-1/Funny+hippo+pic.jpg

[mic-d]

urgh, I'll have to lay off zookeepers, they go straight through me.

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

'The hybrid birth was going smoothly until the hippo tried to stand up'.

[Ozkaban]

uh oh, how am I going to explain this one to my husband...

or

The Vet's experimental leg transplant was going well in concept, but may require some further research before it became generally accepted.

[underfoot]

mmpht rrshhnt SHFFT!! gnnrrsh hherrk pht nerknepphht !!!!

[Woodwould]

The work of a vet is never done.

[tea lady]

urgh, I'll have to lay off zookeepers, they go straight through me.

Cheers
Michael

:rofl: I think the first was the best. Take it away Mic.:cool:

[Lignin]

Bugger, I've been away, and I want a go while we wait.:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:
Who said Preg Testing was supposed to be easy???:doh:
Jim(Ex vet, with arthritic shoulders to prove it!!!):no:

[mic-d]

Ah that will be me:-

back in a while

[RETIRED]

New pic please Mic. That one was a bit off, and no no that is not my caption.:D

[tea lady]

New pic please Mic. That one was a bit off, and no no that is not my caption.:D

I think you'd want the hippo to get all the way off, not just a bit.....although that would be better than nothing. :shrug:

[mic-d]

New pic please Mic. That one was a bit off, and no no that is not my caption.:D
:doh: shoulda known.

http://moodswingingmommy.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/30/caught_in_the_act.jpg

[underfoot]

hmmm, yep, my shoes are just about cool enough

[tea lady]

Where's the food? There's only ingredients in here. Oh! pizza. think they can hide it from me! :D

[Ozkaban]

"Where's the cheese!?!?"

[Cliff Rogers]

Hmmm..... wouldn't ya know it.... we are out of beer. :cool:

[Lignin]

Daaaaad!! How do you spell" Smorgasboard"???:2tsup::2tsup:

PS; Wot happened to my "pome" about the dogs?? (Not part of the caption!!)

[Gra]

1. The next day Ronney Corbet decided to order a new fridge

[Gra]

2. Michael Jackson's fridge?

[mic-d]

Hmmm..... wouldn't ya know it.... we are out of beer. :cool:



Have a go Cliffy!

Cheers
Michael

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, I'm working on it now.

[Cliff Rogers]

This is actually a Dust Storm at Mutitjulu Community near Ayers Rock.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=94600&stc=1&d=1232623146

[Cliff Rogers]

"Lionel, get on the phone to Mr. Plod... those hoons are doing burnouts down near the kid's playground again."

[tea lady]

"Look Cecil. I want my kitchen in those colours."

"Hurry up and shut the window Bruce, or it soon will be!!!!!!

[AlexS]

Major's good with photoshop.

[Gra]

neighbours had beens for dinner again marge

[Ozkaban]

Hey Fred, if you cant get that Dusty fixed, could you at least lay off the drum sander for a bit!

[Ozkaban]

or

That new cyclone needs a bit of 'fine tuning'...

[mic-d]

Its stopped! its blowing away! That's it Dingo, regale us with another one of your yarns:D:D

Where is Dingo BTW?

CHeers
Michael

[Lignin]

Ahhhhchooooo!!!!!:q:q


(What a wonderful photo.Can I get a copy blown up for my wall??):2tsup::2tsup:

[Ozkaban]

Is this going to get me censored???

:badair:

[mic-d]

:fisch: do we have a winner yet:kickcan:


Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

Nudge - hey CLIFF! - you're needed.

[Ozkaban]

Here's some thinking music while we wait...
http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=94725&stc=1&d=1232746642

I know it might seem a little insensitive, but the clowns trying *really* hard to look sad just cracks me up:D

Cheers,
Dave

[Lignin]

CoCo really DID die on stage!:oo:

[Lignin]

"Stop Clowning around, this is serious!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Lignin]

"Garn!!....it's a Jack-in- a-box!!":p:p

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey Fred, if you cant get that Dusty fixed, could you at least lay off the drum sander for a bit!


Nudge - hey CLIFF! - you're needed.


I liked Ozkaban's drum sander the best... have a go Oz.... oops, he did already. :rolleyes:

[tea lady]

Just like Uncle Cedric. Always wanting the last laugh.

[Ozkaban]

I liked Ozkaban's drum sander the best... have a go Oz.... oops, he did already. :rolleyes:

Sorry about that Cliff... I got impatient!!!

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

Sorry about that Cliff... I got impatient!!!

Cheers,
Dave

Is that your caption?:D

[mic-d]

Oh dang it! stop! stop! everyone stop! you're standing on my shoes again and he's standing on his shoes. We look like a bunch of clowns...

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Is that your caption?:D

hmmm, probably better than most of the ones I've tried to think up!

Cheers,
Dave

[Grumpy John]

Ronald just had to have one too many big macs.

[Ozkaban]

Ronald just had to have one too many big macs.

Gotta pay that one... Your turn GJ.

Cheers,
Dave

[Grumpy John]

OK, here goes.

[Groggy]

Now THIS is a UTE!

[tea lady]

See Mum! This is a Tonka toy.:D

[Ozkaban]

Daaarl, I'm just taking the ute out to get a load of mulch for the garden.


or

My other car is a ute

or

Mum, can you move your car so I can get out of the driveway. On second thoughts, don't worry, I'll squeeze past....

cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

They said a trailer load for $20.:D

[pugwash]

"And if you want it with metallic paint it'll be $300 extra."

[mic-d]

The bulls**t truck on its woodwork forum member run.:D

CHeers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Blue? Blue? In the back, Blue! Where are ya, ya silly dog?

[Grumpy John]

They said a trailer load for $20.:D

Take it away Anne-Maria

[tea lady]

Take it away Anne-Maria


:D:D Realy? :cool:


Ok! Here's one.
:D

http://mark.stosberg.com/currents/1999/10/img/car_around_flag_pole.jpg

[mic-d]

that link's broke. s'pose you know.

Cheers
Michael
http://mark.stosberg.com/currents/1999/10/img/car_around_flag_pole%20.jpg

[AlexS]

Ernst found the periscope on his amphibious car to be a trifle impracticable.

[tea lady]

that link's broke. s'pose you know.

Cheers
Michael
http://mark.stosberg.com/currents/1999/10/img/car_around_flag_pole%20.jpg
:?which link? The pic? I can see it!!!!! :hmm:

http://mark.stosberg.com/currents/1999/10/img/car_around_flag_pole.jpg

[Gra]

:?which link? The pic? I can see it!!!!! :hmm:

http://mark.stosberg.com/currents/1999/10/img/car_around_flag_pole.jpg

I cant

[Grumpy John]

:?which link? The pic? I can see it!!!!! :hmm:

http://mark.stosberg.com/currents/1999/10/img/car_around_flag_pole.jpg

I can't see nuttin' TL

[mic-d]

Here's one that links the previous photo and this one.
Man waits patiently for a powered telescopic radio aerial for his mining truck that will never come due to a bungle in the workshop.

Cheers
Michael