another need a caption, reply, question

[mic-d]

I didn't realise Richard Nixon had a sister.

Cheers
Michael

[Grumpy John]

Going out for lunch are you GJ:D:D



Yeah, just looking for my thongs :D.

[Ozkaban]

Paris Hilton Circa 2030

[Gra]

real leather, the outfit is vinyl though

[Lignin]

Willie Nelson in drag???:doh::doh:

[Woodwould]

Tranny Gate?

[Grumpy John]

Gotta give it to Gra, take it away mate.
I hope the stuff up at the start was worth it :rolleyes:.

[chippy 71]

Hmmmmmmmmm........Which one will I use today? :C

Ooops, this went in too late, sorry folks.

Chippy 71

[Calm]

heres a couple while we wait for Gra to wake up. Sort of a before and after - but they are not taken that way

[wheelinround]

I thought it would taste better with BBQ sauce and cracked pepper

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

But it was broken when I picked it up!


:p


(And the same caption applies to GJ's picture, too! :oo:)

[Ozkaban]

gesundheit!

[Groggy]

Can anyone hear that? It's calling me!

[mic-d]

wait, wait, waaiit, waaiiiit, EAT!

Cheers
Michael

[Grumpy John]

Maybe you could add this one to the collection David.

Going, Going, Gone.

[Calm]

Maybe you could add this one to the collection David.

Going, Going, Gone.

:no::no:Thats going tooooooooo far the others dont show the culprit - if there was one.:D:D:D

Actually when i downloaded the camera yesterday they were not in order in fact they were about 10 apart (they were above each other in the thumbnails) that was what caught my eye.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I cry Havoc and let loose the Termites of Fury! :~

:p

[Ozkaban]

Hi,

Just to get things moving along the with captions again :;, here is another...

<img src="http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=93588&stc=1&d=1231455320">

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

Hmm!! The landing could be a little trickier than I thought.:C

[mic-d]

Missed it by that much

Cheers
Michael

[Gra]

Come back here. I will catch you, you !@#$%^ if its the last thing I do

[Woodwould]

QUICK! Somebody Photoshop me back on before I get hurt!

[Grumpy John]

Batman & Robin
Green Hornet & Kato
Superman & Superbike

[The Bleeder]

And who said I can't pinch his bike?

[Ozkaban]

Come back here. I will catch you, you !@#$%^ if its the last thing I do

nice one Gra... over to you!

Cheers,
Dave

[Gra]

ok.

Try this one

[wheelinround]

death watch

[The Bleeder]

time's up

[mic-d]

The boss's deadline clock with subliminal message

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Biological alarm clock

[Ozkaban]

Actually, that'd be brilliant as the sign-in clock for work. You'd punch your ticket, open the coffin and step through into work... just perfect!

Cheers,
Dave

[mic-d]

The ultimate clock-off machine

A date with destiny

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

The clock's stopped dead.

Horology can be a grave subject.

At least who ever constructed that clock managed to mount it dead centre.

I bet there's a few collectors would die for that clock.

The case appears to have a very dead finish.

Do you think the clock has a dead-beat movement?

[Gra]

Looks like this has run its course...

I was thinking, The wife wanted a long case clock........

Woodwould you win....

[Gra]

Looks like this has run its course...

I was thinking, The wife wanted a long case clock........

Woodwould you win....


I owe another one though so try this guys..

[Woodwould]

"Oh very cute! I climb all the way up here to rescue you and you just jump down!"

"Oh come back down. I'm not really a tiger".

"Hey cat! I can see my house from here".

[mic-d]

This is me on vacation. g'day bear I'm from orstraiylia, bear, bear! Well tickle my whiskers, that's unfriendly!

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

You can do it my pupil. Breath deep, concentrate, relax and be the cat. Now jump! and remember, BE THE CAT!

Cheers
Michael

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Awww... c'mon! What they say about red-heads is only a myth! Well... mostly.

[Ozkaban]

No where is that $@%^#$ cat.... I swear he was up here somewhere...

[tea lady]

Now you said the honey was up here didn't you? You wouldn't be tricking me again would you. :doh:

[wheelinround]

Howd I get up here ???

Honest I fell asleep on a sapling just yesterday and woke up here.

[Groggy]

Would you drop the mouse please? You know I hate mice!

[Allan at Wallan]

Just pussy-footing around.

Allan

[wheelinround]

Those Bloody Salmon can jump high

[mic-d]

Just a bit closer... nearly there... brown bear, black forest, bombs away!

Cheers
Michael

[Lignin]

Wotchit Cat, I'm wunna them Drop Bears!!:oo:

[Gra]

Sorry guys forgot I was running this one....


Would you drop the mouse please? You know I hate mice!

You win Groggy, send er down

[Groggy]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/157_Illusion.jpg

[Ozkaban]

I've been working on this project so hard, I hardly know up from down anymore...

or

Somedays you just don't know whether you're coming or going.

[Gra]

I know what I am talking about, I'm an architect. Just build what I drew

[underfoot]

Frank decides this is the last job he takes on from MC Escher

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Opening soon: Center for Non-Euclidean Studies.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little longer."

[mic-d]

I can't think of one, it just makes my brain hurt.

CHeers
Michael

[Woodwould]

"Hey Fred! Would you pass me that level there for a minute please".

[tea lady]

Look! I can see Neverland from here!

[Gra]

Ok, which one of you guys divided by zero

[AlexS]

OK, who bent my space-time continuum?

[wheelinround]

I'll be glad when this Shed's Finished you'll be able to see Cliff's place from here

[Ozkaban]

I told you to install the plumbing underground!

I !#$%@# did!!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Warp Factor 5

[Groggy]

Somedays you just don't know whether you're coming or going.I can relate to this, Ozkaban you're up!

[Ozkaban]

here's another...

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=93853&stc=1&d=1231726726

cheers,
Dave

[Groggy]

ahh, Fred, I know you are under a bit of stress at the moment, but remember the training - kids don't get a full compression like an adult.

[Woodwould]

"Oops! I think we should have coordinated our pushing and blowing a bit better"!

'When administering aid, remain cool and keep your head at all times'.

'Citizens are warned to be on the look-out for dangerous earth visitors. Today, two aliens in stolen firemens' regalia were photographed devouring a female jogger close to the scene of a house fire'.

[fenderbelly]

I think there's an air leak somewhere

[tea lady]

Typical!!! Always trying to get ahead!!!:D

[mic-d]

How many dummies can you count in this picture?

Barry, I don't think CPR will work. No Nigel, there's no blood, I think this fella has anaemia

Alright, I'll do the checks again! Airway, can't see any blockages...


Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

I think there's an air leak somewhere


I think you can have it, Fender..

Cheers,
Dave

[fenderbelly]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/plodger/hurt.jpg

[Woodwould]

Like the old adage goes...'Because he can!"

"Vet be damned... I'll do it myself!"

"Wait! I said I was going to have you tutored!"

[Ozkaban]

I hate to quote myself, but...


Free vasectomy in 3... 2... 1...

[Lignin]

Oz,
I hope you never need a vasectomy.You've been sadly misinformed!!
It's a "Snip":doh::doh:
This is a "Chop"!!:o:o
Jim(Retired cattle cutter{among other things})

[RETIRED]

Keep it clean boys and girls.:D

[Ozkaban]

Oz,
I hope you never need a vasectomy.You've been sadly misinformed!!
It's a "Snip":doh::doh:
This is a "Chop"!!:o:o
Jim(Retired cattle cutter{among other things})

Ok, Ok, I promise that if I ever do, I wont do it with my own teeth :o:o

(sorry . Gutter humour officially ended :D)

cheers,
Dave

[AlexS]

"Master said to go and play with my ball."

[tea lady]

Other normal dogs just chase their tail!!!!!:D

[Gra]

Grunt about to decide that sometimes because you can, doesn't mean you shoud

[tea lady]

Here's another one to think about.:D I go t bored.:rolleyes:

http://www.thecatco.com/foto_gallery/aspca_catdance.jpg
http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.astrognome.net/kitties/Cat_Dance.jpg&imgrefurl=http://poolofenchantment.spaces.live.com/blog/cns%212727ADB701AF5C75%218820.entry&usg=__F-vTGB2xpjgbqGD-1lVr_Wq2NEo=&h=878&w=640&sz=47&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=lsOOR7Ei9ANcpM:&tbnh=146&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcat%2Bdance%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

[mic-d]

Your drunken cat's paw is no match for tiger claw

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

High 20!

[Lignin]

You said the "Pussy Willow", NOT the "Maypole"!:U

[tea lady]

eeeeeeeeeeek. A spider!!!!!!

[Gra]

1. "and now he comes in from the high rope, with a piledriver.... Oh the humanity"

2. You need to lear to pay you debts, we have ways of making you pay them...

3. Andy has stepped up from the flee circus to the cat circus

[The Bleeder]

stop cheating and get that foot off the ground or else

[Gra]

Ok, now Left front paw on red

[tea lady]

3. Andy has stepped up from the flee circus to the cat circus

:D Andy the flea....the invisible but most vital member of the amazing cat circus.

[Gra]

Boo !!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

[singing] "You put your left paw in, you pull your left paw out, you put..."

[Woodwould]

The new spontaneously combusting breed of cat, the DynaMoggy, is currently gaining in popularity.

[RETIRED]

Ah! Ginger Ninja cat.

[tea lady]

Ah! Ginger Ninja cat.

:oo: :rofl: You know I think wins. :cool: Can I call my next cat that. Your turn . Or aren't you allowed to play?:?:D

[Cliff Rogers]

I liked Skew's the best, he beat me too it. :D

[Allan at Wallan]

Boy can these cool cats jive.

Allan

[Groggy]

Hang on, TLs hijacked fenderbelly's turn. It seems to be raining dogs and cats.

Dog - "You cant come to a sudden stop on lino"

Cats "three kittens discover static electricity"

[fenderbelly]

Hang on, TLs hijacked fenderbelly's turn. It seems to be raining dogs and cats.

Dog - "You cant come to a sudden stop on lino"

Cats "three kittens discover static electricity"

Well she was bored and playing with the !!!!

Was going to pick anyway for his "keep it clean boys and girls " remark

Cheers Fred

[tea lady]

Well she was bored and playing with the !!!!

Was going to pick anyway for his "keep it clean boys and girls " remark

Cheers Fred

:doh: So that's what the dog's doing.:D:rolleyes:

[RETIRED]

Here you are.

[Gra]

Those graffiti artists will go to any length