another need a caption, reply, question

[Ozkaban]

Bath's Done!

[funkychicken]

Who Wipes?

(Another Madagascar reference)

[Ashore]

Mum that crape potty trainer seat you made me needs more work

[wheelinround]

Hmmm...

(can you guess who just upgraded his 'puta and lost all 2.5Tb of storage? :sigh:)

:oo: Skew is this for real ???????

Pm on its way

Ray

[Ozkaban]

:oo: Skew is this for real ???????

Pm on its way

Ray

Not patricularly difficult... a few spare sata ports on your motherboard (I just bought a basic board for about $130 that has 6) and then three of these:

http://www.arc.com.au/?HDWD1000AAKS
(not the absolute cheapest around, but still pretty good)

total cost $490 for the hdds with 3TB storage...

I'm only hovering at just over the 2TB mark at the mo... Media centres chew the space :D

Cheers,
Dave

PS. appologies for the hijack ;-)

[snapman007]

I knew if I got caught I'd be in the sh*t!

[mic-d]

mummy told me to wash my feet! Do you want me to tell her you didn't clean the bathtub when she said to? No? So get me out of here and wipe my feet, sucker.

Cheers
Michael

[wheelinround]

My ???? isn't as big as your mummy!! I fell in!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ozkaban? Looks like you got it. 'Twas a toss up between you and MicD, actually. :D



And yes, it's not hard to get a few Tb in storage nowadays. I upgraded to a new motherboard (Xmas present) and the RAID drivers aren't backwards compatible with the old ones.

To make matters worse, when I installed XP (before I knew it wouldn't detect the drives properly) it automatically validated each drive, preventing me from going back to the old motherboard. (I tried that and the old RAID drivers now show the disks as corrupted. :C)

[Ozkaban]

Wahoo! Here we go...

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92930&stc=1&d=1230791380

Oh, and BTW I *never* use RAID at home - I do it at work with enterprise gear but if it goes wrong at home it's game over (as I guess you know!)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

[Reuters] Police bungle raid on wedding. Groom says "That'll teach 'em to try and stitch me up!"


(And yes, I knew that before. :- But I know it now!)

[snapman007]

who looks stubid now?

[snapman007]

Police fail in attempt to arrest wedding Singer.

[mic-d]

Now with his trousers back on, the groom can be seen posing with the sewing machine that saved his bacon at the wedding. In the background, a hapless van driver is still checking him out.


Cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

young Macgyver impresses the local police by winching out their paddy wagon using only a sewing machine, a pair of cufflinks and a carnation

[Ozkaban]

Was going to pay the wedding singer one, but MacGyver got it across the line...

Over to you Underfoot!

Cheers,
Dave

[underfoot]

how about this one

[Woodwould]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92978&d=1230836564
A group of photographers being hauled away from the front of Nicole Kidman's Sydney residence after the new paparazzi laws came into effect on Jan 01.

[Woodwould]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92830&d=1230710770
Recent studies have indicated cannibalism amongst western Caucasians can produce unique and surprising stools.

[Woodwould]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92018&d=1229861072
Two thousand years after inventing sealed roads, the Clooliss Indians of Guatemala discover the wheel.

[Woodwould]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92090&stc=1&d=1229945331
A RAAF spokesman said earlier today "Early tests on fighter landing gear camouflage are exceeding expectations".

[Woodwould]

http://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10395/giraffe-up-a-tree.jpg
Mouse population rises to plague proportions on the African Savanna.

[Woodwould]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92200&d=1230074130
Christmas morning, Dheli. "Batteries not included".

[Woodwould]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92282&d=1230181046
Police in Melbourne round up suspects following one of fourteen 'flasher in red suit' calls to 000 last week.

[Woodwould]

http://beachultimate.org/blog/croc.jpg
"Rack off you big suitcase, it's mine!"

[Grumpy John]

I don't care how many reversing cameras the council fit, this truck is still a bugga to park.

[AlexS]

Google has announced that it is pursuing efficiency improvements to its Streetview data collection program.

[Ozkaban]

Behind the scenes at Kevin Rudds surprise, highly confidential, highly dangerous visit to the troops in Iraq...

[wheelinround]

Due to NSW Radar camera's being faulty we have installed new multi-format mobile camera's on every street, this way we catch all the action and witness's as well.

[mic-d]

Even with all these manual reversing cameras, this truck is still a bugger to reverse. (look closely now:wink:)
or
who farted?

cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

close one, but I reckon Grumpy Johns council truck gets it ,
over to you GJ

[mic-d]

:- Sorry John, I didn't see your caption, honest! Great minds think alike, or as mum would tell me, fools never differ.:D

Cheers
Michael

[Grumpy John]

O.K. here goes.

[mic-d]

Welcome back comrade. I see we must change cosmonaut diet, you take wodka and we come back in week.

Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

One good turn deserves another...

[Gra]

Robbos new chuck

[Grumpy John]

:- Sorry John, I didn't see your caption, honest! Great minds think alike, or as mum would tell me, fools never differ.:D

Cheers
Michael

No worries Michael, I agree with your mum :rolleyes:.

[Ozkaban]

"just a bit of detail work about the tummy, please. It's a bit round"

[wheelinround]

gives knew meaning to screw you

[Cliff Rogers]

's new chuck

Good one. :D

[Grumpy John]

I reckon it's a tie between mic-d and ozkaben.
Why don't you each put one up?

[mic-d]

I reckon it's a tie between mic-d and ozkaben.
Why don't you each put one up?

That'll be confusing. I'll beat him to it and put one up:D...


in a minute:-

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

It's all good - Mic can have it (I was too slow, and I can think of a good one off hand...)

I can think of several nice captions that can't be typed here but how about:
"Fat? What do you mean? I bet Garfield couldn't get this far over!"

Cheers,
Dave

[prozac]

Of-course it is my real colour,...see!

[Grumpy John]

If I show you mine, will you show me yours :D?

[tea lady]

Just a bit of detail work around the tummy please. Its a bit round.:D

[mic-d]

Just a bit of detail work around the tummy please. Its a bit round.:D

You are cheeky!:D

CHeers
Michael

[DJ’s Timber]

Getting close to being moved to OS.

[tea lady]

Getting close to being moved to OS.

:C Its the cat's fault.:rolleyes:

[mic-d]

Getting close to being moved to OS.

Is it the cat or the captions?

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

A set of bagpipes during restoration.

[DJ’s Timber]

Is it the cat or the captions?

Cheers
Michael

Captions

[mic-d]

A set of bagpipes during restoration.


Okay, well moving right along, WW it's over to you before we are cat - a - pulted...

CHeers
Michael

[Woodwould]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/12/11/business/11adco-450.jpg

[Lignin]

Unmounted but still stuffed.:o

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When I took the job of Artificial Inseminator, I didn't think it would be in front of a crowd! :~

[Lignin]

"So THAT'S what's meant by "A shy breeder"!!:rolleyes:

[tea lady]

Taxi!!!!!!

[Ozkaban]

Free vasectomy in 3... 2... 1...

[wheelinround]

I told you get off my back the buck stops here

[Woodwould]

Lignin takes it!

[Cliff Rogers]

Before it goes to OS. :D

[Grumpy John]

When I first saw this chuck I thought Cliff had melted down all his chucks and made one big one :D:D.

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=93051&d=1230892477

[tea lady]

When I first saw this chuck I thought Cliff had melted down all his chucks and made one big one :D:D.

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=93051&d=1230892477
So how many RPM would this baby go then?:hmm:

[Ozkaban]

So how many RPM would this baby go then?:hmm:

probably more like MPR...

[Grumpy John]

So how many RPM would this baby go then?:hmm:

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=93307&d=1231142539

Don't remember offhand TL (prolly 500rpm max), it was a lathe I helped install in Darwin. The company were using it to recondition drill bits used in offshore oil drilling. FYI the guy in the chuck was roughly 's size.

[Ozkaban]

So Lignin, you won the last one. Where's the pic?

[tea lady]

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=93307&d=1231142539

Don't remember offhand TL (prolly 500rpm max), it was a lathe I helped install in Darwin. The company were using it to recondition drill bits used in offshore oil drilling. FYI the guy in the chuck was roughly 's size.
:oo:

:cool:Cool that its your actual photo, and not some anonymous pic off the web.:2tsup:

[mic-d]

Looks like Lignin's gone MIA. So I'll kick it off again with this one.

Cheers
Michael
http://shitbusters.vaevictis.nl/screens/suburban_commando/06.png

[AlexS]

"That's it! I'm going over to the dark side.

[Gra]

New from fisher price, the "my little workshop"

[Woodwould]

"DAYAM! That new Rockler Time Traveler is good!"

[wheelinround]

Hulk Hogan's new woodies work out video's
10 reps of drill presses
10 reps of BS presses
will have you looking like this in just one week

[Lignin]

Ummmmm, Sorry fellas, but I have NO IDEA how to post a picture.I just enjoy the banter.:):)
I even had my smart-arsed Navy communicator son here at W/E, but he feigned ignorance.:oo::oo:
I had planned to cede my victory if there was one, so I'm pleased I didn't bugger up everyone's fun.I'll give the hulking freat brute some thought, and be back shortly.:B:B
Jim:2tsup::2tsup:

[Lignin]

Ahem!!!
"Bloody cheap Chinese junk":rolleyes::rolleyes:
(Yes, I DO know that a Chinese junk is a boat, but "crap' is too American for this little Aussie bloke, and it always sounds soooo offensive!!!):o:o

[Gra]

have you finished vacuuming yet, these things are starting to get heavy

[mic-d]

"Well folks, this week's prizes, brought to you by Hulk's CA glue are this sweet drill press and this, arr, mphemmph, ggnnrrmmm. CUT CUT. Righto, who's the practical joker?:(("

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

OK, drill press going up and down... check.
Bandsaw blade going round and round... check.

How come I don't see any fine woodwork?!?!?

Cheers,
Dave

[Grumpy John]

Honest!, it was broken when I picked it up.

[tea lady]

I still can't see why I need to plug them in?:dunce:

[tea lady]

:doh: I did say I wanted to see the WIP pics.:D

[Cliff Rogers]

Blond woodworker. (Not you TL, the bloke in the picture) :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now, where did I put those batteries?

[Ashore]

Why is the bloody shed never big enough

[mic-d]

Honest!, it was broken when I picked it up.

GJ, your caption has the swmbo tick of approval, so over to you.

Cheers
Michael

[Grumpy John]

Hey, I'm getting good at this. This picture from Worth1000.com

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/attachment.php?attachmentid=93404&d=1231280562

[Cliff Rogers]

I can't get that picture to come up & I have tried both domain log ins. :?

[wheelinround]

Cliff there is no pic and no link to it :roll:

[mic-d]

Zen Monk, Grumpy John posts an 'image' to think about.:D

Cheers
Michael

[Grumpy John]

I can't get that picture to come up & I have tried both domain log ins. :?


Cliff there is no pic and no link to it :roll:

Try this (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?p=873781#post873781) URL

Cliff, if you can see the pictures in posts 163 & 166 then you should be able to see this picture. There are at least 3 domain log ins available DAMHIKT.

[DJ’s Timber]

Getting an "Invalid Attachment specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator." for that Inserted image GJ regardless of which URL is used

You'll need to redo it.

[wheelinround]

John is feeling anti photo today his link is looping posts

[Cliff Rogers]

Try this (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?p=873781#post873781) URL.....
Nup, been there, done that, didn't work.

[Cliff Rogers]

Try this (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?p=873781#post873781) URL....
Same here, I have replied to this one from the domain in the link.... that domain runs slower that the other one does.

[Cliff Rogers]

I also tried this link to the attachment & it doesn't work either.
http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=93404&d=1231280562

[wheelinround]

Until GJ sorts out his problem here's a situation (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1106988/Southern-exposure-Man-left-dangling-trouserless-upside-Vail-ski-lift-mishap.html) to look at :doh:

[Ozkaban]

Is that a balls up?

I guess more like a balls down...

(sorry!)

Dave

[Grumpy John]

Hey, I'm getting good at this. Picture from Worth1000.com.

DJ, how do I get my pictures to show full size in a post?

[Calm]

Going out for lunch are you GJ:D:D

"Ready yet luv"

[tea lady]

You've kept me waiting long enough.