Allan at Wallan
13th December 2008, 09:15 PM
* Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good.
If you tell him you need a second opinion he leaves the
room then comes back in.
* He treated my neighbour for yellow jaundice for over
three years before he realised she was Chinese.
* At one stage he gave a patient six months to live.
The patient could not pay the bill so the doctor gave
him another six months.
* His nurse said, "Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room
who thinks he is invisible" The doctor replied, "Tell him
I can't see him today".
* A patient came in stating that he thought he was a bell.
The doctor gave him some pills and told the patient to
give him a ring if they dont work.
Let's hope that a few Forumites get some new joke books
for Christmas and put us out of our misery.:((
Allan
If you tell him you need a second opinion he leaves the
room then comes back in.
* He treated my neighbour for yellow jaundice for over
three years before he realised she was Chinese.
* At one stage he gave a patient six months to live.
The patient could not pay the bill so the doctor gave
him another six months.
* His nurse said, "Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room
who thinks he is invisible" The doctor replied, "Tell him
I can't see him today".
* A patient came in stating that he thought he was a bell.
The doctor gave him some pills and told the patient to
give him a ring if they dont work.
Let's hope that a few Forumites get some new joke books
for Christmas and put us out of our misery.:((
Allan