Baz
28th April 2004, 09:28 PM
> > Getting Old
> > >
> > >Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting
> > >on a bench at the entry way when one turns to
> > >the other and says,
> > >
> > >"Slim, I'm 75 years old now and I'm just
> > >full of aches and pains. I know you're about
> > >my age. How do you feel???"
> > >
> > >Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
> > >
> > >"Really, Like a new-born baby?"
> > >
> > >"Yep, No hair, no teeth
> > >and I think I just wet my pants."
> > >
> > >Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting
> > >on a bench at the entry way when one turns to
> > >the other and says,
> > >
> > >"Slim, I'm 75 years old now and I'm just
> > >full of aches and pains. I know you're about
> > >my age. How do you feel???"
> > >
> > >Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
> > >
> > >"Really, Like a new-born baby?"
> > >
> > >"Yep, No hair, no teeth
> > >and I think I just wet my pants."