Tight Skirt

[Baz]

>The Tight Skirt :
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>In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
>tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her
>turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her
>leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly
>embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind
>her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
>slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that
>she couldn't.
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>So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
>her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
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>Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little

>smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
>again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was
>standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently

>on the step of the bus.
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>She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
>dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled
>and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
>unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we can be friends."
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