Geoff Dean
8th April 2004, 11:04 AM
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
a.. The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol.
b.. The second worm was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.
c.. The third worm was put in a jar of sperm.
d.. The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
a.. First worm in alcohol - dead.
b.. Second worm in the Cigarette smoke - dead.
c.. Third worm in sperm - dead.
d.. Fourth worm in soil - ALIVE.
So the Science teacher asked the class - What can we learn from this experiment?? Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said - "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.
a.. The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol.
b.. The second worm was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.
c.. The third worm was put in a jar of sperm.
d.. The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
a.. First worm in alcohol - dead.
b.. Second worm in the Cigarette smoke - dead.
c.. Third worm in sperm - dead.
d.. Fourth worm in soil - ALIVE.
So the Science teacher asked the class - What can we learn from this experiment?? Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said - "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.