Coded Messages ARE U 1 2

[Phil Spencer]

Osama Bin Laden decided to send George Bush a letter in his own <o></o>
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the <o></o>letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: <o></o>
<o></o>
370H-SSV-0773H <o></o>
<o></o>
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her <o></o>
aides hadn't a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could <o></o>
solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. <o></o>
Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. <o></o>
<o></o>
Within minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: <o></o>
<o></o>
'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' <o></o>

[ss_11000]

:roflmao:

[joe greiner]

Thank Goodness we have a Southern hemisphere.:rolleyes:

Joe

[Rodgera]

Phil - LSMIWM :o :C :no:

[Buzza]

I had an email recently that had the text of someones calling card in it.

See if any of you can work it out. I know the answer already. :wink:



Vyisder Asmeni



ORSISARSIS ASDERISORSIS





B. COZDERIS

WONARZ

PEROZ

[Phil Spencer]

Phil - LSMIWM :o :C :no:

What does LSMIMM mean?:?

[Phil Spencer]

I had an email recently that had the text of someones calling card in it.

See if any of you can work it out. I know the answer already. :wink:



Vyisder Asmeni
ORSISARSIS ASDERISORSIS
B. COZDERIS
WONARZ
PEROZ




Nope buggered if I can

[Buzza]

LSMIMM
Laughed So Much I Messed Myself. (Spilled his drink when laughing perhaps). :wink:

In answer to the secret code I put up?





Why is there as many horse asses as there is horses


Because there is one ass per horse. :D<O:p</O:p

[Jack E]

Why is there as many horse asses as there is horses


Because there is one ass per horse. :D<O:p</O:p
What does that mean and how is it derived from the secret code?

[Buzza]

Well now JackE, you've used a word like derived, and yet do not follow this little coded message. :)

I will tell you that Americans use the word ass for the rear end of any animal. In Australia, we usually use the word a**e which I won't put in here, in case I get my knuckles slapped. :-

Can you put up a poor old fishing freak that has no money or food for six months next winter? That way there will be two us up there on T. I. :U

[joe greiner]

What does that mean and how is it derived from the secret code?

Recite the coded version out loud. Two or three times if necessary.

A "horse's ass" is an idiot, more or less, and sometimes even used as a term of endearment by close friends. Google for more, if you dare.

Joe

[pitbull]

Phil, Buzza, :U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:2tsup:

[Buzza]

This one does not work out quite rIght in text form, but the secret is to write the numbers down across the calculator line, without pressing the equation buttons, which is not usually noticed if you do the calculating.

You hold a calculator in your hand and say aloud while inputing the numbers, "710 oil field workers are paid 77345 dollars between them for a year, so who did they work for"?

When no-one can give an answer, show them the calculator upside down . . . .
. SHELL OIL :2tsup: