Barry_White
23rd October 2008, 07:53 PM
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.>
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor>
4. A dog's parents never visit.>
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point cross.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.>
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'>
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.>
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.>
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.>
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor>
4. A dog's parents never visit.>
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point cross.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.>
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'>
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.>
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.>
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.