munruben
8th October 2008, 09:10 PM
Ray comes home after a hard day and announces to Sue,
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“I’ve been thinking. I’m the man of this house so, starting tomorrow, I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk through that door. Afterwards, while I’m watching the news, you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath. And when I’ve had my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
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Sue gives him a scathing look and replies, “The Funeral Director?”
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“I’ve been thinking. I’m the man of this house so, starting tomorrow, I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk through that door. Afterwards, while I’m watching the news, you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath. And when I’ve had my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
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Sue gives him a scathing look and replies, “The Funeral Director?”