Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[RETIRED]

Other one was starting to get too many posts.


So the usual thing: last post first


Black Ned (http://www.woodworkforums.com/member.php?u=10730) "Are YOU talking to ME????"

[Pat]

Talk to the hand!

[Claw Hama]

big hand

[Gra]

handy

[Ashore]

Dandy

[Gra]

nong (Dandenong a Melb suburb, for those non Melbourne people)

[JackoH]

Also a (small) Mountain!

[tea lady]

Ning nang!!!:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ying tong iddle I po

[fenderbelly]

hypo

[jmk89]

fixer

[Rodgera]

Catalyst

[Claw Hama]

Tabbies black book

[jmk89]

cryptic

[tea lady]

never a cross word.

[Ashore]

is it the times

[Claw Hama]

luna phases

[JackoH]

Haven't got a clue.

[jmk89]

sodoku

[Doughboy]

numbers

[jmk89]

prime

[Ashore]

rump

[jmk89]

bum:bartmoon:

[Doughboy]

vagrant

[jmk89]

hobo

[Fireguard]

Goon Bag

[jmk89]

Minnie Bannister

[The Bleeder]

stairs

[jmk89]

what are you looking at???

[Ashore]

nothing real smart

[fenderbelly]

get smart

[jmk89]

missed it by that much

[tea lady]

would you believe.......?

[fenderbelly]

it or not

[jmk89]

By George, I think she's got it!!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

it is curable. :p

[Claw Hama]

but is it worse than the disease

[jmk89]

cures the disease, but kills the patient

[Ashore]

patent medicine

[jmk89]

patent nonsense

[JackoH]

drivel!

[jmk89]

Thank God its not Friday

[fenderbelly]

man Friday

[Claw Hama]

women all week

[fenderbelly]

cross dresser

[jmk89]

angry bureau

[ss_11000]

weatherman

[Doughboy]

storm boy

[ss_11000]

Astro boy

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Down, Astro! - G. Jetson

[tea lady]

what goes up?

[fenderbelly]

a down pipe

[jmk89]

the phone bill

[tea lady]

not a lead balloon then?:doh:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Led Zeppelin

[ss_11000]

stairway to heaven (every one was thinking it:) )

[tea lady]

How much?:D

[Claw Hama]

Never enough

[ss_11000]

she's always right

[jmk89]

too young to know that

[The Bleeder]

too old i've forgotten

[jmk89]

some gaps in his otherwise total ignorance

[fenderbelly]

is no excuse

[tea lady]

.....for not finishing it.:C

[Doughboy]

not done

[ss_11000]

political promises :D

[fenderbelly]

misinformation

[jmk89]

misses in formation - the Roulettes

[tea lady]

rushin' round.

[ss_11000]

Peak hour

[jmk89]

past his peak

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

over his pique

[underfoot]

pique..ing

[jmk89]

picnicking

[Doughboy]

siesta

[jmk89]

manana

[JackoH]

Banana.

[fenderbelly]

fingers

[tea lady]

nimble.

[jmk89]

candlestick

[AlexS]

Candelabra

[Claw Hama]

Liberachi

[fenderbelly]

Glitter

[The Bleeder]

Is a naughty boy

[jmk89]

Oooh you are awful

[ss_11000]

made you cry

[Doughboy]

mace

[fenderbelly]

personal protection

[Ashore]

Doberman or durex

[tea lady]

sticky tape.

[jmk89]

common misunderstanding

[Claw Hama]

sticky situation

[AlexS]

by gum!

[fenderbelly]

chewy

[jmk89]

on your boot

[ss_11000]

clean it off.

[jmk89]

before you track it all over my nice clean floor

[fenderbelly]

Sadie

[tea lady]

Dear old ...

[jmk89]

duck