View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII
Ashore
29th November 2008, 11:56 AM
cold pressed
fenderbelly
29th November 2008, 05:46 PM
not ironed
jmk89
29th November 2008, 09:13 PM
drip dry
fenderbelly
29th November 2008, 10:57 PM
and shake dry
jmk89
30th November 2008, 05:30 AM
not stirred
fenderbelly
30th November 2008, 10:21 AM
deep sleep
tea lady
30th November 2008, 10:23 AM
sleeping beauty.:zzz:
JMB
30th November 2008, 05:14 PM
waiting for a kiss
fenderbelly
1st December 2008, 06:36 PM
on the lips
Fireguard
2nd December 2008, 12:13 AM
to the hips
fenderbelly
2nd December 2008, 07:09 AM
swoon
JackoH
2nd December 2008, 08:27 AM
Spoon.
fenderbelly
3rd December 2008, 09:38 AM
spoonbill
JMB
3rd December 2008, 09:42 AM
hornbill
AlexS
3rd December 2008, 11:53 AM
phone bill
jmk89
3rd December 2008, 12:12 PM
national debt
The Bleeder
3rd December 2008, 01:14 PM
Paul Keating, Wayne Swan
jmk89
3rd December 2008, 01:15 PM
Can you tell the difference?
fenderbelly
3rd December 2008, 02:01 PM
between
Fireguard
3rd December 2008, 10:19 PM
in the middle
tea lady
3rd December 2008, 10:53 PM
piggy
Claw Hama
3rd December 2008, 11:45 PM
back
fenderbelly
4th December 2008, 12:09 AM
off
jmk89
4th December 2008, 06:50 AM
button
tea lady
4th December 2008, 09:31 AM
belly
jmk89
4th December 2008, 09:58 AM
jelly
fenderbelly
4th December 2008, 12:20 PM
wellie
The Bleeder
4th December 2008, 12:24 PM
sickie
fenderbelly
4th December 2008, 06:50 PM
Monday
Skew ChiDAMN!!
4th December 2008, 07:22 PM
to Friday
AlexS
4th December 2008, 08:29 PM
working week
Fireguard
4th December 2008, 10:29 PM
7 days
fenderbelly
4th December 2008, 10:52 PM
of our lives
jmk89
5th December 2008, 05:46 AM
time
The Bleeder
5th December 2008, 07:50 AM
gentlemen please
fenderbelly
5th December 2008, 10:14 AM
see your drinks off
jmk89
5th December 2008, 10:27 AM
six o'clock swill
tea lady
5th December 2008, 11:12 AM
last drinks....
jmk89
5th December 2008, 11:45 AM
lock in
tea lady
5th December 2008, 11:59 AM
lost the keys.:-
fenderbelly
5th December 2008, 12:06 PM
to the
The Bleeder
5th December 2008, 12:13 PM
dog house
JackoH
5th December 2008, 12:57 PM
kennel cough!
The Bleeder
5th December 2008, 02:20 PM
surely not fur balls?
jmk89
5th December 2008, 03:08 PM
aniseed balls (used to be known in South Africa as Nigger Balls)
tea lady
5th December 2008, 10:29 PM
black cats. Yuck!:p
Fireguard
6th December 2008, 12:12 AM
under ladders
jmk89
6th December 2008, 04:40 AM
breaking mirrors
tea lady
6th December 2008, 10:22 AM
spill the salt.:C
jmk89
6th December 2008, 12:53 PM
soak up the red wine
Ashore
6th December 2008, 12:59 PM
that would be my brother in law
jmk89
6th December 2008, 01:06 PM
the layabout who has my best plane
Claw Hama
6th December 2008, 06:54 PM
Fiji time
fenderbelly
6th December 2008, 11:23 PM
any time
Fireguard
7th December 2008, 12:26 AM
what is the time ????
tea lady
7th December 2008, 12:48 AM
I've got the time.:D
Ashore
7th December 2008, 01:46 AM
your'de need money too
Claw Hama
7th December 2008, 07:57 AM
money to burn
fenderbelly
7th December 2008, 04:29 PM
a hole
jmk89
7th December 2008, 05:27 PM
hole in pocket
AlexS
7th December 2008, 05:42 PM
feeling cocky
jmk89
7th December 2008, 05:49 PM
shake hands with your best friend
Ashore
7th December 2008, 07:48 PM
in my case its the wife's best friend
Claw Hama
7th December 2008, 10:06 PM
honeymooner
jmk89
7th December 2008, 10:25 PM
Jacky Gleeson
Claw Hama
7th December 2008, 11:13 PM
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
fenderbelly
7th December 2008, 11:13 PM
Jacky O
jmk89
8th December 2008, 06:54 AM
The story of O
AlexS
8th December 2008, 07:22 AM
Oh dear!
Ashore
8th December 2008, 10:17 AM
Oh Bambi
tea lady
8th December 2008, 10:20 AM
versus Godzilla.:D
Fireguard
8th December 2008, 12:39 PM
12 gauge
fenderbelly
8th December 2008, 02:43 PM
spread shot
jmk89
8th December 2008, 03:11 PM
wide angle lens
fenderbelly
8th December 2008, 05:06 PM
nifty fifty
jmk89
8th December 2008, 05:16 PM
nifty nev
Ashore
8th December 2008, 06:17 PM
wran away
jmk89
8th December 2008, 09:08 PM
Jill (ted)
tea lady
8th December 2008, 11:07 PM
came tumbling after.
Ashore
9th December 2008, 01:13 AM
falling for her
jmk89
9th December 2008, 06:44 AM
love at first sight
fenderbelly
9th December 2008, 09:50 AM
ten pints
jmk89
9th December 2008, 09:54 AM
beer goggles
The Bleeder
9th December 2008, 10:11 AM
Left at 2 with a 10, woke at 10 with a 2
tea lady
9th December 2008, 10:25 AM
:hmm:
Ashore
9th December 2008, 10:32 AM
dingo ugly
jmk89
9th December 2008, 10:34 AM
so ugly that you chew off your right arm to get away
tea lady
9th December 2008, 10:35 AM
dingo's dinner.
jmk89
9th December 2008, 10:38 AM
azalias
fenderbelly
9th December 2008, 09:26 PM
flowers ?
jmk89
9th December 2008, 09:33 PM
dyslexic dingo
tea lady
9th December 2008, 09:40 PM
Gondi.:D
jmk89
9th December 2008, 09:41 PM
Mahatma
tea lady
9th December 2008, 09:45 PM
My hat and coat.
fenderbelly
10th December 2008, 09:11 AM
Miandad
tea lady
10th December 2008, 09:13 AM
out for a duck
jmk89
10th December 2008, 09:33 AM
in for a penny
The Bleeder
10th December 2008, 10:52 AM
expecting a pound?
jmk89
10th December 2008, 12:34 PM
just hoping it's not a kilo
fenderbelly
11th December 2008, 01:37 PM
2.2 pounds