Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[jmk89]

Go to the 3rd umpire

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

armchair decision

[Ashore]

still got it wrong

[jmk89]

consistency in error

[JMB]

politician

[jmk89]

layabout

[Ashore]

relax

[jmk89]

Radox

[fenderbelly]

Hot bath

[JMB]

Cold shower

[jmk89]

libido limiter

[The Bleeder]

sildenafil citrate

[tea lady]

:? You could just start talking about maths. Not if you're Wongo though.:doh::D

[jmk89]

You don't know what talking quadratic equations brings out in him

[AlexS]

thank goodness

[tea lady]

breaks out in simultaneous equations. :stretcher:

[jmk89]

at the same time

[tea lady]

in unison.:sing::sing:

[JMB]

the two of us, we'll always be together, just the two of us

[fenderbelly]

The Veronicas

[Ashore]

archie's girlfrend + 1

[jmk89]

Fibonacci progression?

[Groggy]

phi

[tea lady]

phi
pi?

[JMB]

Pie?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:no: Pancakes!


:PANCAKES:

[Claw Hama]

3.141....please, oh ok, just make it 4.

[tea lady]

FOUR! :brick:

[fenderbelly]

five

[AlexS]

...minutes more

[fenderbelly]

and i'll be ready

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

... she said. An hour ago.

[jmk89]

making herself beautiful

[Groggy]

turned out the lights

[jmk89]

no-one is at home anyhow

[fenderbelly]

home alone

[jmk89]

one hit wonder

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

glass jaw.

(& stomach & nose &... :rolleyes:)

[JMB]

delicate

[jmk89]

delicatessen

[JackoH]

Milk bar.

[jmk89]

cafe

[fenderbelly]

curtains

[AlexS]

lights out

[jmk89]

sleep tight

[JMB]

swaddled

[fenderbelly]

wrapped tight

[JMB]

trapped

[jmk89]

rabbitted

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

ferreted

[tea lady]

quick as look at ya!:oo:

[Claw Hama]

don't blink

[jmk89]

Ally Pink

[Fireguard]

pink panther

[JMB]

Inspector Clouseau

[fenderbelly]

Gendarme

[The Bleeder]

you're nicked

[jmk89]

St Nicholas

[JackoH]

Bah Humbug!

[fenderbelly]

mint ?

[Ashore]

a money maker

[fenderbelly]

forger

[Ashore]

blacksmith

[jmk89]

under the spreading chestnut tree

[tea lady]

Mmmmm! Chestnuts.:cool:

[fenderbelly]

conkers

[jmk89]

bonkers

[underfoot]

bankers

[jmk89]

unemployed

[JackoH]

Merchant bankers!

[Gra]

used money salesmen

[jmk89]

I like my money like my women - used

[fenderbelly]

Gordon Ramsey

[The Bleeder]

something's fishy here

[jmk89]

tuna

[JMB]

Piano tuner

[jmk89]

hard to fit in the can

[The Bleeder]

jack out of the box

[JMB]

Jeff coming out of the closet

[fenderbelly]

full of it

[JMB]

big headed

[fenderbelly]

pig headed

[The Bleeder]

Paul Keating

[jmk89]

relevance deprivation syndrome

[Ashore]

smug git

[tea lady]

Peter Costello.:p

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Heeeeey, Abbott!

[The Bleeder]

No, he's not one of the 3 Stooges.

Steve

[jmk89]

Huey Dewey Lewey

[tea lady]

Ththththththat's the laaaaaaast ththththththtraw!!!!!

[Ashore]

Busted camel

[tea lady]

one lump or two.

[The Bleeder]

been here before

Steve

[jmk89]

maybe it's deja vu

[fenderbelly]

you don't mean!!!!

[tea lady]

it was the salmon mouse.:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Must've been the vessel with the pestle...

[fenderbelly]

morta

[jmk89]

bricks

[fenderbelly]

Briquettes