Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[tea lady]

mind the staple.

[Ashore]

naval destroyer

[Groggy]

lint :D

[fenderbelly]

Flint

[Ashore]

' our man '

[AlexS]

Havana

[jmk89]

Castro

[Ashore]

Fidel

[fenderbelly]

Infidel

[jmk89]

Saladin

[AlexS]

armoured car

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

tank fairlane

[tea lady]

park anywhere you like.

[fenderbelly]

too old to go parking:B

[Ashore]

speak for yourself

[Claw Hama]

actions speak louder than words

[fenderbelly]

signing for the deaf

[tea lady]

signing for the blind?

[fenderbelly]

dont see the connection

[jmk89]

blind telephonist

[Ashore]

are you extending

[jmk89]

Please insert another dime

[Groggy]

to coin a new phrase...

[Ashore]

penny for your thoughts

[fenderbelly]

wish i had a dollar

[tea lady]

for every time I heard...

[JMB]

the mermaids singing

[fenderbelly]

in the rain

[jmk89]

Gene Kelly

[tea lady]

Grace Kelly. (Danced backwards and in high heels.:cool:) Actually that was ginger Rogers. :doh: I don't know actually. Terrible when you can remember something but not who said ot OR who it was about. :cry: )

[AlexS]

Ned Kelly

[fenderbelly]

Bush Ranger

[Claw Hama]

Thunderbolt

[Ashore]

express

[jmk89]

espresso

[fenderbelly]

mmmm coffee

[The Bleeder]

staple diet

[jmk89]

centrefold

[JMB]

origami

[jmk89]

manila folder

[JMB]

thriller in manilla

[Ashore]

rumble in the jungle

[jmk89]

i am the greatest

[JMB]

float like a butterfly

[fenderbelly]

sink like the Titanic

[Ashore]

do you want ice

[jmk89]

or a twist of lemon

[tea lady]

in your eye.:oo:

[jmk89]

mud

[fenderbelly]

skipper

[Ashore]

clipper

[jmk89]

punter

[JMB]

Wish I'd had $20 on Viewer

[tea lady]

on the nose.

[fenderbelly]

smelly

[Ashore]

the best roses always are

[tea lady]

better stop then.

[jmk89]

discretion is the better part

[fenderbelly]

of valour

[Ashore]

live like a lion

[fenderbelly]

caged

[jmk89]

solitary confinement

[Ashore]

single cell

[fenderbelly]

Double bunks

[tea lady]

Bags the top.:D

[jmk89]

a woman on top

[fenderbelly]

of old smohhkey

[AlexS]

puff 'n' stuff

[JMB]

Witchie poo

[tea lady]

I'm melting!!!!!!:C

[Ashore]

turn on the A.C.

[fenderbelly]

Dc

[JMB]

It's a long way to the shop

[Ashore]

take the stairway

[fenderbelly]

to heaven

[jmk89]

with Rolf Harris

[The Bleeder]

There's a roo loose

[jmk89]

a screw loose?

[AlexS]

Loctite

[jmk89]

tight squeeze

[The Bleeder]

corset

[jmk89]

whale bone

[Ashore]

leather

[jmk89]

old lace

[fenderbelly]

Arsenic

[jmk89]

weedkiller

[tea lady]

killer weed.:oo:

[jmk89]

triffid

[AlexS]

Say it with flowers

[Ashore]

she'd rather chocolates

[jmk89]

cocoa is an aphrodisiac

[tea lady]

My that's a big..























word.:p

[jmk89]

antidisestablismentarianism

[tea lady]

Now you're just showing off.:rolleyes::D

[jmk89]

like a peacock

[tea lady]

I've got my eyes on you.:eyes::priveyes::priveyes::priveyes:

[Claw Hama]

blink and you'll miss it

[tea lady]

one horse town

[fenderbelly]

with a one tree hill

[tea lady]

and a pub with no beer.:sad: