Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[jmk89]

frankly my dear i couldn't give a damn

[Ashore]

"frankly" strange name for a woman

[jmk89]

frankenfurter

[fenderbelly]

and so is furter.

[tea lady]

furter down.

[jmk89]

move down the bus

[tea lady]

So how many legs on the bus now?

[jmk89]

4 for every seat

[tea lady]

by the seat of his pants.:o

[Claw Hama]

Are you assuming it's a HE that wears the pants?

[fenderbelly]

Nicholas

[tea lady]

nickerless? :rofl:

air on the derrière.

[Claw Hama]

Cheeky very cheeky:bartmoon:

[tea lady]

pinch!

[Claw Hama]

Owww

[Claw Hama]

Off to the side.

Hey Fenderbelly, how many frangipanis do you have on the back window of your car??

[Ashore]

leans to the left

[Claw Hama]

Ashore,"off to the side" was just me having a shot at fenderbellys frangipani.

You need to follow on from "Owww":U

[Ashore]

Ohhh

[jmk89]

dear

[fenderbelly]

me






Hey Fenderbelly, how many frangipanis do you have on the back window of your car??

sorry mate i have no idea what you mean:no:

[Ashore]

woe is us

[Claw Hama]

Nobody wants me nobody loves me think I'll eat some worms..............

[fenderbelly]

good protien

[Ashore]

23 calories in a mouthfull

[jmk89]

a steak in every bottle (aka Coopers Sparkling Ale)

[Claw Hama]

Tooheys Black (a cow in every carton)

[Ashore]

no bull

[fenderbelly]

true

[tea lady]

If its on the net it must be true.:rolleyes:

[fenderbelly]

sez you

[tea lady]

sesame.

[fenderbelly]

seed bun

[tea lady]

see da wood

[Groggy]

bee dar wood

[tea lady]

go with the floooooooow.:cool:

[fenderbelly]

Jo

[jmk89]

Jo Jo Zep

[AlexS]

Falcon good

[fenderbelly]

Falcon Forte

[tea lady]

fortissimo

[fenderbelly]

Larry and Curly

[Ashore]

wheres shemp and curly-joe

[jmk89]

Goodnight JimBoy

[Claw Hama]

Goodnight y'all

[tea lady]

'night Irene.

[fenderbelly]

Y'all come back now

[tea lady]

yee haaaaaar!

[Groggy]

ye heaarr what? Speak up girlie!

[tea lady]

Ye haaaar a train a' comin'.:oo:

[Groggy]

Ahhh choo!

[tea lady]

Don't choo with your mouth open.:D

[jmk89]

manners maketh the man

[AlexS]

style before substance.

[fenderbelly]

abuse

[JackoH]

Nick orf!

[jmk89]

Carl Orff

[AlexS]

cough cough

[Groggy]

Ok Doc, you can let go now ...

[Ashore]

say AHHhhh

[Gra]

now bend over :oo:

[jmk89]

then I noticed both his hands on my shoulders

[The Bleeder]

Then the snap of latex was heard

[Ashore]

Don't use a doctor called "Bubba"

[jmk89]

Hubba Bubba

[fenderbelly]

witch doctor

[tea lady]

which what who when where?

[Ashore]

having a blonde moment

[tea lady]

senior's moment!:santa:

[jmk89]

sexist and ageist, go for the trifecta

[fenderbelly]

Prise Lady

[jmk89]

prise apart

[fenderbelly]

spread em

[jmk89]

Read him his rights

[Claw Hama]

whats that? knock out his lights.:boxing:

[jmk89]

choice between the rubber hose and the telephone directory

[Ashore]

so wheres the hose go again :?

[tea lady]

Well! One end goes on the tap. And the other end usually has a nut holding it.:q

[AlexS]

tap on the head

[fenderbelly]

water on the brain

[jmk89]

blood in the alcohol stream

[Ashore]

the urine sample evaporated

[jmk89]

how to beat the drug test

[fenderbelly]

its only talc

[jmk89]

ubeaut's secret recipe

[tea lady]

I could tell you but then I must kill you.

[Groggy]

Death by beating with a flaccid clay sausage :D

[Ashore]

eccy thump

[jmk89]

what a waste of black pudding

[tea lady]

Now is black and blue pudding.

[jmk89]

black and blue berry jam

[tea lady]

Figjam

[fenderbelly]

acronym for

[jmk89]

someone's motto

[Ashore]

their proberly blotto

[jmk89]

islagiatt (It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time)

[AlexS]

streaker's defence

[Gra]

coppers hat:U

[fenderbelly]

cover up

[jmk89]

sealed section