Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[jmk89]

fly buttons are pigs to undo

[Lignin]

Zippers are rippers:2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

jack the ripper

[bullfright]

Jack Spratt

[tea lady]

no fat

[jmk89]

lean

[Lignin]

Council "worker":D:D

[jmk89]

jobsworth

[Lignin]

" It's more than me.........":~:~

[fenderbelly]

imaginary friend

[jmk89]

feeble excuse

[Lignin]

The dog ate my homework!!:oo::oo:

[tea lady]

he's still hungry.:p

[Ashore]

feed me seymore

[jmk89]

peel me a grape

[Lignin]

Uncork the cabernet:U:U

[tea lady]

needs a lot of airing.

[jmk89]

mouth to mouth resusitation

[tea lady]

out cold

[jmk89]

smelling salts

[tea lady]

bucket o' water. :D

[Lignin]

Putting a dampner on proceedings:q:q

[tea lady]

cold spoon.

[Lignin]

Ah, TL, so YOU are that horrible school nurse who terrified all my mates and me at "short-arm inspection back in the 50's!!!:o:o

I didn't think you sounded that fearsome, or that old!!!! :U:U

[jmk89]

tortured memories

[bullfright]

Wedding day.

[Ashore]

big bucks

[jmk89]

huge doe

[Lignin]

Eye wateringly reminiscent:o:o

[jmk89]

soft-focus distant recollections

[Lignin]

Dewy-eyed hindsight:U:U

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

kick in the rear.

[tea lady]

given the boot

[jmk89]

Marvin K Mooney ..please go now

[bullfright]

Can't go.............just been.

[jmk89]

urinary tract infection

[Lignin]

The REAL meaning of LURGI:o:o

[tea lady]

off to the doc again.:C

[jmk89]

Goodnes gracious me

[Lignin]

The face that makes my pulses race................:U:U

[Ashore]

could it launch a thousand ships

[Lignin]

Only a mother could love it!!:no::no:

[AlexS]

could sink a thousand ships.

[Lignin]

Loose lips sink ships!!!:C:C

[tea lady]

lubber lips.

[tea lady]

The face that makes my pulses race................:U:U:? How many pulses do you have? Are you Dr Who?:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

silicone implants

[Lignin]

Dolly Parton:B:B

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mae West

[jmk89]

She done him wrong

[Lignin]

He was Herman:doh::doh:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hermit

[jmk89]

crab

[Ashore]

muddie

[Claw Hama]

Wocha fingaz

[tea lady]

fungus.

[jmk89]

beard

[Claw Hama]

salt & pepper

[Lignin]

And the condiments of the season to you all!!!:B:B

[jmk89]

Merry Xmas

[tea lady]

x marks the spot.

[Lignin]

Would that be Xavier Marks??He's always marking his spot!!:B:B

[Ashore]

Francis

[jmk89]

Special FX

[Lignin]

Papal Bull:B:B

[AlexS]

diet of Worms

[Lignin]

Weightwatchers only.:oo:

[jmk89]

Anorexics Anonymous

[Lignin]

Tapeworm tenderers:o:o

[bullfright]

Wigglies

[jmk89]

Wiggles

[AlexS]

Biggles

[Lignin]

Ginger and Algie:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[jmk89]

Jeeves and Wooster

[tea lady]

Cheech and Chong? (sp?:C )

[jmk89]

It all went up in smoke

[silentC]

Montreux Casino

[jmk89]

You dropped a bomb, where, Gunner Milligan?

[Lignin]

Ying Tong Iddle Eye Po!:2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

He's fallen in the water...

[silentC]

Smoke on the water

[full circle :)]

[jmk89]

Fire on the snow

[bullfright]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Lignin]

Doggone:o:o

[fenderbelly]

Here spot

[Lignin]

Hex marx the Spot:doh::doh:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

short spell of comedy

[jmk89]

Arthur Askey (short British comedian)

[tea lady]

Ronnie Corbit. (another short one.:D )

[Lignin]

"You can't be SERIOUS!!!!" (That sporting icon, John McEnroe:(:()

[tea lady]

Tell 'im he's dreaming.

[jmk89]

how's the serenity?

[Lignin]

Pretty rough!!:-:-

[jmk89]

40 grit

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Woodturner's eraser :B

[Lignin]

Big mistake??:C:C

[jmk89]

So big that Ooops doesn't cover it

[Lignin]

Well a large dam beats a desalination plant, but both CAN be dirty words!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

Water, water, everywhere

[bullfright]

Oop's gotta go..........