Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[tea lady]

Ice cream with chocolate topping and sprinkles of course. (We have a 6 year old in our house.:rolleyes: )

[Lignin]

Table manners???:oo::oo:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

use the spitoon, not the tureen.

[jmk89]

don't pick your nose (with your knife)

[silentC]

I wasn't picking my nose, I was scratching it.

[jmk89]

The dog ate my homework

[Lignin]

Emetic required:q:q

[jmk89]

the urge to purge

[Lignin]

With friends like that, who needs enemas???:oo::oo:

[Ashore]

toilet humor

[jmk89]

aqueous humor

[silentC]

It's always funny until someone gets their eye poked out

[jmk89]

or they fall in the water

[Ashore]

still wet behind the ears

[jmk89]

Stephanie Rice

[Lignin]

Basmati Rice:o:o

[Ashore]

white or brown

[jmk89]

ebont and ivory?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

protected species.



:sigh:

[jmk89]

heterosexual, white male

[tea lady]

That would be "endangered species." :rolleyes:

[fenderbelly]

Ceramic Designers

[Ashore]

potty types

[Lignin]

In my lady's chamber:o:o

[tea lady]

upstairs and downstairs.

[fenderbelly]

Maids

[Lignin]

Mistresses

[Ashore]

Leather

[jmk89]

lace

[fenderbelly]

Tablecloth

[jmk89]

crumby collector

[Lignin]

Manchester:D

[jmk89]

united

[tea lady]

fester

[jmk89]

uncle

[Lignin]

Favourite

[Ashore]

martian

[jmk89]

Take me to your leader?

[Lignin]

Cruddy??:o:o

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

sheep in wolf's clothing. :rolleyes:

[jmk89]

cross-dressing

[Claw Hama]

double crossing

[fenderbelly]

Train crossing

[Ashore]

crossing guard

[jmk89]

Checkpoint Charlie

[AlexS]

Checkout chick

[Lignin]

Till Tart:p:p

[jmk89]

custard tart

[fenderbelly]

Jam tart

[jmk89]

jam doughnut

[Lignin]

Jamb it where???:o:o

[jmk89]

where it fits

[silentC]

One size fits all

[jmk89]

off the rack

[Lignin]

Bespoke tailoring:B:B

[bullfright]

Made-to-measure

[jmk89]

customised

[silentC]

pasteurised

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

over your head. :p

[Lignin]

Nah.....just up to me chest!!:oo::oo:

[silentC]

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

[AlexS]

Ernie.

[jmk89]

Bert

[Lignin]

Just Bert Ween U-n-I:doh::doh:

[jmk89]

secret

[The Bleeder]

agent

[jmk89]

real estate

[Lignin]

More bandits:no::no:

[The Bleeder]

used car salesmen

[Lignin]

Vivid imaginations:o

[jmk89]

bad dreams

[fenderbelly]

nightmares

[Lignin]

Daydreams

[Ashore]

fantasy

[jmk89]

it's the plane

[fenderbelly]

Airport

[Lignin]

Chiseller!!:U:U

[tea lady]

chip off the old block.

[jmk89]

splinter

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

jig

[jmk89]

reel

[artme]

line

[Lignin]

Spline:2tsup:

[bullfright]

Splinetegaphouronuousus

[Lignin]

Fossilised thesaurus

[jmk89]

Johnson's dictionary

[Lignin]

Boswell's chop shop:U:U

[fenderbelly]

Butcher ??

[Lignin]

Meat mangler:o:o

[jmk89]

sausage stuffer

[Lignin]

Steak stomper:oo::oo:

[jmk89]

meat tenderiser

[Lignin]

Mincer!!!:o:o

[jmk89]

mardi gras star(lets)

[Lignin]

Bumless chaps :q:q(The original Gay oxymoron???:B:B)

[jmk89]

Blazing saddles

[Slow6]

Mungo!

[Lignin]

Rugby League followers

[jmk89]

tribes

[tea lady]

marauding.