Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

[tea lady]

my dear old...

[fenderbelly]

mother used to say

[Lignin]

Pass the Gin:o:o

[jmk89]

just the tonic

[bullfright]

Tonics the night!

[fenderbelly]

Darkness falls

[Ashore]

light up

[Gra]

pass it round

[jmk89]

just don't inhale

[AlexS]

...with that woman!

[fenderbelly]

who i never had sex with

[jmk89]

dry cleaning bills

[fenderbelly]

White House laundry

[Ashore]

black house now

[Claw Hama]

Nothings black or white any more! Ok maybe Ebony & Beech.

[Ashore]

what no ivory

[Claw Hama]

This is the woodwork forum!

[Claw Hama]

What?? did I say something wrong? or has everyone had a big day?

[jmk89]

but I use a deodorant

[Ashore]

but did you brush?

[jmk89]

halitosis

[Groggy]

Halley Berry

[Ashore]

Huckel Berry

[Groggy]

cackle berry

[Lignin]

Bum nut:oo::oo:

[Claw Hama]

numb nuts

[Lignin]

Kaka bird??:;:;

[Ashore]

bye bye birdie

[The Bleeder]

hello dolly

[bullfright]

Good Golly!

[Claw Hama]

Miss Molly

[AlexS]

Trolley dollie

[Lignin]

Checkout Chick:cool::cool:

[jmk89]

minor bird

[Lignin]

Mine's a schooner:2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

morning yawl

[Ashore]

good ketch

[silentC]

How dare you barge in here like that!

[AlexS]

Pushy

[jmk89]

pushmepullyou

[bullfright]

Pull over

[Groggy]

pullover

[Claw Hama]

Pushover.

[Lignin]

CRASH!!!!!!!:o:o

[fenderbelly]

Bang wallop

[jmk89]

what a picture

[fenderbelly]

mug shot

[jmk89]

dead cuppa

[Claw Hama]

Criminal??

[The Bleeder]

political acts

[jmk89]

Punch and Judy

[Ashore]

Dudd and Gizzard

[jmk89]

Pete and Dud

[Lignin]

Cookin' more:doh::doh:

[fenderbelly]

or less

[Ashore]

super fund

[jmk89]

increadible shrinking

[Lignin]

NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!:no::no:

[jmk89]

Jan

[Lignin]

U worry!!:oo::oo:

[Ashore]

worry wort

[fenderbelly]

No, St Johns

[Lignin]

Ambulance or Nova Scotia??:doh::doh:

[jmk89]

Gospel

[Claw Hama]

Good news (the world needs some)

[Lignin]

New goods:B:B

[jmk89]

something to hide

[fenderbelly]

a thimble

[Lignin]

A thick bull!!:B:B

[bullfright]

Snort.

[fenderbelly]

its talc

[Shane Watson]

powder

[tea lady]

post

[Claw Hama]

snail mail

[fenderbelly]

slow postie

[The Bleeder]

a dogs breakfast

[Lignin]

My workshop!!!:no::no:

[jmk89]

workshop - luxury

[Ashore]

festool

[jmk89]

out of my league

[silentC]

The league of extraordinary gentlemen

[Lignin]

Small group:q:q

[jmk89]

three's a crowd

[Lignin]

Four's a quartet:q:q

[bullfright]

Fab four.

[Lignin]

High Five:p:p

[The Bleeder]

mile high

[jmk89]

kilometer low

[fenderbelly]

down under

[silentC]

Where beer does flow and men chunder

[fenderbelly]

Blunder

[bullfright]

Gzunder.

[jmk89]

gazzump

[fenderbelly]

Real Estate

[jmk89]

endless expense

[silentC]

Wife and kids

[fenderbelly]

family

[Lignin]

Relationships:U:U

[bullfright]

Yin and yang.

[Lignin]

Chinese launderers!!:oo::oo: