Shrek3
30th September 2008, 10:24 PM
The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I do. "
"Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure, " said the witness. "My side will win. "
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The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones , do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"I do. "
"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"
"Your Honor, under those limitations. . . nothing. "
"I do. "
"Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure, " said the witness. "My side will win. "
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The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones , do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"I do. "
"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"
"Your Honor, under those limitations. . . nothing. "