Barry_White
24th September 2008, 09:08 AM
Finally, a definition of globalisation
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French Tunnel,
driving a German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
An Australian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese Chips, and a
Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian truck-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Maltese wharfies,
and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders
That, my friends, is Globalisation!
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French Tunnel,
driving a German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
An Australian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese Chips, and a
Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian truck-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Maltese wharfies,
and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders
That, my friends, is Globalisation!