munruben
4th September 2008, 01:06 PM
Wheelinround goes to confession and says" Father I have stolen a chicken".
Priest says." My son, that is a sin, you should not have done that."
Wheelinround:" I know father, would you please accept the chicken from me"?
Priest: "No my son, you should offer it back to the man from whom you stole it"
Wheelinround: "I have already done that father and he refuses to take the chicken back"
Priest:"Then you should keep the chicken for yourself. You can do no more than you have done."
Wheelinround: "Thank you father"
The priest goes home and finds his pet chicken has been stolen.
Priest says." My son, that is a sin, you should not have done that."
Wheelinround:" I know father, would you please accept the chicken from me"?
Priest: "No my son, you should offer it back to the man from whom you stole it"
Wheelinround: "I have already done that father and he refuses to take the chicken back"
Priest:"Then you should keep the chicken for yourself. You can do no more than you have done."
Wheelinround: "Thank you father"
The priest goes home and finds his pet chicken has been stolen.